Uh..the Power Girl Ame-comi figure. Unless her boobs are heavier than they look, I'm totally boned.
The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?
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An old mechanical pencil - half full of lead.
Hmmm... What could I do with this pencil...
It is metal, so it could be fashioned into a stabbing weapon. However, I would not want to get too close to whatever I wanted to kill.
The body is about the same size as a .22LR round, so I suppose I could convert it into a single shot .22 in a pinch. Either that, or I could draw the item I wish I had on a wall somewhere.
Hmmm... What could I do with this pencil...
It is metal, so it could be fashioned into a stabbing weapon. However, I would not want to get too close to whatever I wanted to kill.
The body is about the same size as a .22LR round, so I suppose I could convert it into a single shot .22 in a pinch. Either that, or I could draw the item I wish I had on a wall somewhere.
My laptop. If the wi-fi and electricity stay up, I can use it to keep track of where zombies are, so I can be not-there. If not, I can bludgeon with it, I guess? Though I'd probably just carry it with me to try to get to a non-zombied place. I'm sure I can find a baseball bat or something that would work better as a bludgeon than my laptop.
MY bedroom wall? I guess if Cloud can carry his sword i can use a 20 foot section of wall to smack me down some mobs.
I've got a notebook. Not great for fighting off zombies or whatever, but it can fight off boredom (provided I can find a pen).
Only thing to my left is my Computer, thrashbaskets and TV on a chair
To my right, i have no less than six machetes, two small knives and a heavy flashlight. Oh the irony.
To my right, i have no less than six machetes, two small knives and a heavy flashlight. Oh the irony.
That, my friend, is called a kick in the dick in the balls. However, feel free to cheat when the zombie apocalypse does come. I don't think they'll mind.Vicarious Reality said:
To my left is a window, which has a garden shed filled with tools in it. I think I'll just use the window to defenestrate myself.
I have my eight-inch, hand-forged Bowie knife sitting on my bedside table. I'm fairly sure I'm in the top ten percent of the survivors.
Immediately to my left?
...The tiny little cardboard tube that was in the middle of my elastic sports bandage. Really now?
I'm doomed.
...The tiny little cardboard tube that was in the middle of my elastic sports bandage. Really now?
I'm doomed.
A 4'5" floor lamp. That just might suit me, especially if I could strap a car battery to my back and stick a metal thing in the light bulb socket. Plus the corners on the part that goes on the floor would make for good bludgeoning. I'll be kicking ass. Maybe.