The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?

[Mimssy]

A pair of handcuffs...
I'm screwed.

 

[shadowsoul222]

I've got my bongo drums...I hope that the zombies know how to conga!

 

[Vuavu]

Hmmm... A thirty-five pound dumbbell. It would definitely make a pretty devastating weapon but it would get pretty fuckin tiring after a while. Not my weapon of choice but I could survive with it

 

[Galaxy Roll]

Normally a swiss army knife and sunglasses, but as of typing this: air.

 

[LackingSanity]

A half empty Coke Zero can. I suppose I could cut it into two sharp pieces with my Swiss Army Knife that's just to my right over here...

 

[Drakmorg]

A Wii-mote with nunchuck attachment.
I suppose I might be okay as long as zombies are vulnerable to strangling, and as long as I don't attract a horde.

 

[Mr.Gompers]

http://www.ioffer.com/img/item/191/037/462/us-navy-3-50cal-brass-artillery-shell-casing-1945-11222.JPG

Should make a good blunt weapon at least, it's pretty heavy.

 

[Hamburger_Time]

A wall. Yes, a brick wall...

 

[TheTim]

A small pencil, half the length of a normal one, and on the dull side.

I'd rather use my hands......

 

[FalloutJack]

The north pole!

(Left is north right now.)

 

[Luciano Silva]

A pillow .... I am so safe.

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

There are several objects directly to my left and none of them are particularly helpful.

1ef Leopard Cd...the Vault (I'll destroy them with the power of rock!)
2:A compute microphone...no help there
3:A pad of paper filled with Valknuts and Norse Shield pf protection etchings (Valhall awaits!)
4"Collectors edition of The Witcher 2 (I hope Gerault of Rivia will destroy people destroying property with his likeness)

 

[viranimus]

four cats on a beanbag and a laptop. thats all anyone would need

 

[captaincabbage]

A-HA! I've got a phone! Now I'll just call my brother and get him to bring around the key for the gun safe.

Yeah, I reckon I'll be fine.

 

[Dracosword]

My jacket... I'm boned.

(not to be a dick, but am I the only one who notices the topic says the upcoming "weapon apocalypse"?

 

[Grant Hobba]

I'm boned majorly; I have a stapler a ruler and my phone.


fuck.

 

[peduncle]

I'm boned. my comp is all the way at the right end of the desk. all i have to my right is a big wad of empty space ;-;

 

[asam92]

A big fork, unless the guy trying to kill me is trying to do so with Sugarry snacks and high cholesteral foods, I should be ok.... maybe

 

[Ryuu Akamatsu]

20 inch knife?

I'll have some fun, me thinks.

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

An swivel office chair... ._.'

I'm boned majorly; I have a stapler a ruler and my phone.


fuck.

I wish I had a stapler.