When I realised that no, I'm not just socially awkward. People actually hate me. Like when talking to someone over MSN. They say they gotta go. But they don't go. They just ban me. I mean, come on!
The OH-COME-ON-NOW Moment
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That boss had me reloading frequently due to the molotovs and the people who spawn lower down. Little to their knowdledge I drove a car through the door as to avoid the molotov and run over the guys who spawned below.Xyphon said:
Thusly the boss throwing molotovs threw them at his feet whilst trying to hit me.
1 person gets charged near the bridge/boat thing, my friend stumbles from the charger getting the other guy, and his stumbling leads him into the shallow water that is shallower than a kid's "swimming" pool.Cool Welshy said:
I didn't know it was the water, so I go "ok I have a defib, I'll get you", I then go to defib and the animation drags me closer to the body, I fall in the "river" and dry.
wesker boss fight: *he jumps nearer to the plane* oh so your running away now? you wimp! *he picks up missile twice the size of him* OH COME ON!!!!
Anytime I play cod and I bump into someone close quarters.
I'm usually one or two bar 98% of the time so quite often I'll see myself fire half a clip into them and get insta killed. But when I watch the kill cam I don't even get a shot off.
COME ON!!!
I'm usually one or two bar 98% of the time so quite often I'll see myself fire half a clip into them and get insta killed. But when I watch the kill cam I don't even get a shot off.
COME ON!!!
Quite a few while pulling off the Stevie's stolen car missions in Gta 4 and the 'intelligent' traffic system decides to swerve a dump truck into the carefully driven car.
And any time a tank turns up in l4d
And any time a tank turns up in l4d
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At the three scrap metal dudes fight (the game told me at the time that they can't be killed with bullets). I had too use this magnet too capture and drag each one of them into compressor thing to kill them. After 30mins of this I get 2 of them in to said compressor. "So, on to the last one" I thought, I then turn around to the last one and shot one arrow from my crossbow out of fear and guess what... he FUCKING died! Why the fuck did I need that magnet??? Why did bullets not work ??? An arrow is better than a bullet ??? COME ON !!
At the three scrap metal dudes fight (the game told me at the time that they can't be killed with bullets). I had too use this magnet too capture and drag each one of them into compressor thing to kill them. After 30mins of this I get 2 of them in to said compressor. "So, on to the last one" I thought, I then turn around to the last one and shot one arrow from my crossbow out of fear and guess what... he FUCKING died! Why the fuck did I need that magnet??? Why did bullets not work ??? An arrow is better than a bullet ??? COME ON !!
When Bethesda's supposedly award winning Fallout games crash.
When I pick up a nerfed shotgun in most FPSs, ones that are only useful at point blank range.
Operation Anchorage's boss. Old man with a sword? Why isn't he dying?
CoD: "Argh! He knifed my air!" *Dies* Me: "WTF?!"
When I pick up a nerfed shotgun in most FPSs, ones that are only useful at point blank range.
Operation Anchorage's boss. Old man with a sword? Why isn't he dying?
CoD: "Argh! He knifed my air!" *Dies* Me: "WTF?!"
Did anyone here ever play Starfox Adventures on the gamecube? There was a level where you had to earn the respect of the raptor village and you have to go through these tests: the test of speed and the test of strength. Speed was easy enough: just run around until you've got all the checkpoints cleared. The strength one was retarded. You had to mash the A button to push this guy into a hole, and no matter how hard and how fast you did it, he was able to save himself at the last second and push back until you're ass was in the hole. Drove me up a wall. Once I finally cleared it, I vowed to myself never to play that game again simply because of that one stupid f***ing level. grrrrrrr
1: Any game where it reloads me waaay further back than necessary.
2: Any game where an ally npc I HAVE to keep alive runs into the open in full view of the enemy, or right in front of my fire, or AI breaks so I have to start back from a unnecessarily far back checkpoint (see 1)
3: Enemy uses an instant kill weapon (ala Crysis Warhead Gauss Gun) or I die by means I couldn't have possibly predicted. Because if you die instantly, you can't learn from your mistake without first dying and going through a leading screen back to- (see 1)
4: When Minecraft crashes, loosing all my progress from the past half hour destroys natural irreplaceable resources and (see 1)
5: When an npc is designed to be very annoying but also invincible (Reaver from Fable 2, and Claptrap from Borderlands)
6: Majika says "You have been Defeated!" when I an still walking about fit and healthy killing dudes, and then if I actually do die the game freeze up and (see 1).
2: Any game where an ally npc I HAVE to keep alive runs into the open in full view of the enemy, or right in front of my fire, or AI breaks so I have to start back from a unnecessarily far back checkpoint (see 1)
3: Enemy uses an instant kill weapon (ala Crysis Warhead Gauss Gun) or I die by means I couldn't have possibly predicted. Because if you die instantly, you can't learn from your mistake without first dying and going through a leading screen back to- (see 1)
4: When Minecraft crashes, loosing all my progress from the past half hour destroys natural irreplaceable resources and (see 1)
5: When an npc is designed to be very annoying but also invincible (Reaver from Fable 2, and Claptrap from Borderlands)
6: Majika says "You have been Defeated!" when I an still walking about fit and healthy killing dudes, and then if I actually do die the game freeze up and (see 1).
The end of the bridge in 1-2 in Demon's Soul. 4 crossbowmen alone would be alright. 1 Blue eyed knight alone would be fine. But 4 crossbowmen and a Blue eyed knight pisses me off. And then there was that one time where I was almost able to kill the Blue eyed knight only to attract the other one to me and having to run away so the first one had time to heal up.
I kinda forgot about all that, I guess my conscious suppressed that so I wouldn't remember the rage inducing level. That was fucking ridiculous, it took me forever to finally get past that, a friend of mine thought it was hilarious after I finally beat that part that I yelled, "FUCK YOU ROOM!!"Azure-Supernova said:
Call of Duty, Black Ops.
I was supposed to get to this boat within time limit, so I was supposed to sprint like crazy from crouch position because I was pinned down pretty hard.
most of the time, I was gunned down by the enemy before I could get to the boat
But when I get to the boat, the timer runs out while I was in the mid air ABOVE THE BOAT while I was jumping and they make me restart from the check point again.
Call of Duty, Black Ops (again)
the corridor with infinite amount of enemies with shitty AI who simply only thinks about retreating, leaving me to deal with those enemies.
and rest of Call of Duty, Black ops level on Veteran difficulty...
because there's only seems to be ONE WAY TO APPROACH the whole thing if you want to live to make progress
(it was my roommate's game. when he saw me rage, he never touched the game. he just sticks to his MW2)
EDIT: grammar fix.
I was supposed to get to this boat within time limit, so I was supposed to sprint like crazy from crouch position because I was pinned down pretty hard.
most of the time, I was gunned down by the enemy before I could get to the boat
But when I get to the boat, the timer runs out while I was in the mid air ABOVE THE BOAT while I was jumping and they make me restart from the check point again.
Call of Duty, Black Ops (again)
the corridor with infinite amount of enemies with shitty AI who simply only thinks about retreating, leaving me to deal with those enemies.
and rest of Call of Duty, Black ops level on Veteran difficulty...
because there's only seems to be ONE WAY TO APPROACH the whole thing if you want to live to make progress
(it was my roommate's game. when he saw me rage, he never touched the game. he just sticks to his MW2)
EDIT: grammar fix.
teutonicman said:
i actually thought that chell was going to die, and when i saw the turrets, i was like, OH GLAdoS!
I'm currently attempting Halo: Reach on Mythic difficulty (Legendary difficulty, with all skulls on.) Its tough, challenging, and very fun.
However, it's full of moments where I just shout "Oh, you little shit!".
Specifically, on one mission you defend a base from Covenant forces, and you have a fellow spartan helping you. She's invincible, but does piss all damage with her Assault Rifle (one of the skulls makes human weapons basically useless). Anyway, she's a decent distraction.
However, despite being completely invincible, she has the armour lock ability. Basically, it makes you invincible for a few seconds. She used it when an Elite stuck her with a plasma grenade.
It made said grenade fly off randomly.
Into my face.
BOOM.
...
However, it's full of moments where I just shout "Oh, you little shit!".
Specifically, on one mission you defend a base from Covenant forces, and you have a fellow spartan helping you. She's invincible, but does piss all damage with her Assault Rifle (one of the skulls makes human weapons basically useless). Anyway, she's a decent distraction.
However, despite being completely invincible, she has the armour lock ability. Basically, it makes you invincible for a few seconds. She used it when an Elite stuck her with a plasma grenade.
It made said grenade fly off randomly.
Into my face.
BOOM.
...