The one question they always ask you that you hate

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nunqual

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HG131 said:
nunqual said:
HG131 said:
nunqual said:
Woah, you're only _____?

People love to talk about how I'm younger than them....

How did you get so smart?

I hate, absolutely hate, talking about my intelligence. I think everyone is smart.
I can kill that opinion. Glenn Beck and Bill O'Riley. Still think everyone is smart?
There's being an idiot/asshole and then there's not being smart. I'm sure Beck and O'Riley are reasonably intelligent at least. But that's not really the smart I'm talking about. I think there's a billion different kinds of smart.
Well, they're smart in the brainwashing and insanity departments.
Pretty much. They are incredibly socially and politically smart.
 

deonte9109

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Why do you talk so proper?

The sheer amount of black Georgians that ask me this would surprise you.
 

IcyEvils

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"Do you curl your hair?" Yes, I get up every fucking morning and perm it to make it look like this, what do you think?

"OH MY GOD YOU DON'T THINK (insert attractive celeb) IS HOT?!" I don't see anyone but my girlfriend as being remotely attractive. Yes, I can appreciate that they have a nice figure or hair or lips, but no they are not hot.
 

nuba km

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baddude1337 said:
So do you have Black Ops?

Fucking.Annoys.The.Shit.Out.Of.Me.
I get that when I tell people I play video games(and I am a gamer not just a person who play video games) I normally respond with a stare of pure hatred.
 

Vrach

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Dags90 said:
Marter said:
"Has the bus come yet?"

People ask me that when I'm still standing there waiting for the bus.

I don't like that.
Wow, there must be a lot of blind people where you live or something. That's like asking "Is it nighttime yet?" Unless they presume the bus came and left and you stared at it slack jawed instead of getting on.

I don't usually get asked questions up front by new acquaintances or strangers. Occasionally I would get the "Do you eat?", but not so much anymore. So either I look like my weight is more normal or now that I'm older it's considered in bad taste to ask.
Newsflash, there's more than a single line arriving to a station and a person standing there could've either missed the bus by an inch (happened to me more times than I care to count which is why I'm in a "fuck you bastards" mode now and walking everywhere) or just waiting for another one.

Maybe there's a single line per station where you live though? Dunno, that'd be news to me, usually there's between 3-7 different bus lines that arrive on the same station over here :)

OT: How's college/uni? Honestly, fuck off already, enough of my mind is taxed by the damn thing as it is.
 

fates_puppet13

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5- "why do you dress funny" because i like the stuff i wear
4- "why are you an emo" im not
3- "so why are you all depressed and stuff" im not depressed i was laughing 2 minutes ago
2- "do you like x" 9 times out of 10 they're reffering to a close friend who is a girl
1- "you suck at x why the hell are you playing" i know i suck but i enjoy it and don't have to do stupid things like 360 no-scopes to enjoy myself because i don't play boring realistic first person shooters of consoles because they are the most boring things ever
 

Blackmagic1515

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So why don't you dress more girly?

Seriously hate this question now. Yes I'm a girl. No I'm not a lesbian. I don't like dresses, skirts or make-up therefore I do not wear them. What's wrong with my jeans and t-shirt? Terribly sorry I'm a tomboy and don't fit into how your view of a girl should be. I dress like this because it's comfortable and I like it. Why else would I wear it?
 

Josdeb

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"Why do you grow your hair?"
(I have shoulder-blade length hair, and yes, I'm a guy)

Because I want to okay?
Why do you have a "male" haircut that every single other guy in the goddamn city has?
Plus it feels nice to swish around =3
 

Greyhamster

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Ozzy684 said:
Mine is 'Where are the eggs?':

Now, this may seem very obscure for a question, but hear me out. I work in retail, so therefore I get asked a lot of questions as to where things are in the store, the most used being eggs. The problem is, when I'm asked where they are, we're normally right beside them, therefore defeating the purpose of needing to ask if the customer had a blind bit of obsevational skill!

Another annoyance, is same question, but when a regular customer comes in, surely by now they should know where the bloody eggs are!
WTF! I got the same question all the time while I worked in a supermarket. Always eggs! Sometimes potatoes as well!

Weeeeiiird.
 

Arduras

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Worst of the worst for me would be people asking about my job.
I work for a Road Crash Organisation, and people ask me every time I tell em:
"Been to any fatalities?"
I don't think they get that I can't tell them anything, and all fatalities are bloody bad memories!!!


assholes....
 

CK76

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"Why are you so single?"

Well, I had not thought about it, now let me consider the glaring character flaws I have.
 

amppi1236

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I absolutely HATE when I'm asked: "Why did you forget ______?"
I DON'T KNOW! OK?! I FORGOT! HOW JHARD IS IT TO UNDERSTAND?!!
 

Simmo8591

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ok, mine needs context. My degree is Mathematics, Operational research, statistics and Economics
the uni shortens this to MORSE just to make things easier.

the number of times people ask me what i do then go 'so you can speak morse code then?'
'yes, it's a four year course and we try and get through a new letter every month, next week were learning the letter P, im so excited i could cry'

tho i swear i did once get the reply 'that seems pretty easy, just learning a new alphabet, do you have to write essays in morse code after wards?'


how would that even go???? dot dot dot pause dot dot.....

either that or your English is really good for an Irish person....