How tall are you?
everyday..
I give them the most half assed witty response where I raise my hand and say this tall.
everyday..
I give them the most half assed witty response where I raise my hand and say this tall.
The one question they always ask you that you hate
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When people realise BOTH my parents are GPs (general practitioners, not global positioning systems)
"Oh! are you going to be a GP too?"
No thanks, I've seen what that line of work does to people. Very sad....
And the comment that is always reeled out after a few seconds awkward silence whenit's blurted out that I'm 15 or that i skipped a year:
"Wow, you must be really smart."
How the hell are you meant to answer that?
"Oh! are you going to be a GP too?"
No thanks, I've seen what that line of work does to people. Very sad....
And the comment that is always reeled out after a few seconds awkward silence whenit's blurted out that I'm 15 or that i skipped a year:
"Wow, you must be really smart."
How the hell are you meant to answer that?
Why don't you play football (American)?
Because I believe hockey is infinitely superior.
Do you figure skate?
No. Hockey is different.
Why do you think it's okay to sit on a bench with a bunch of guys for a (insert period of time) and slide around with them on the ice? (I have been asked that by a SEVERELY homophobic idiot)
Have you ever seen a hockey game? Compare that to the ass-tapping in football or short shorts of basketball. (Disclaimer: I'm fine with homosexuals and have homosexual friends)
Why are you so smart?
Because I actually study. Shocker, I know.
You know gaming causes violence/destroy your life?
Really? Your still asking me this? There is no evidence that a person with a normal mind has committed violence because of their hobby. And I still have a life.
Where did you get your accent from? Are you British?
I was born in Indiana (have a bit of a northern accent as compared to the dialect of the south) and have a speech impediment. When I say the last bit (this annoys me) people gasp like I announced I have the plague.
This is only the first few that came to mind, but they still annoy me.
Because I believe hockey is infinitely superior.
Do you figure skate?
No. Hockey is different.
Why do you think it's okay to sit on a bench with a bunch of guys for a (insert period of time) and slide around with them on the ice? (I have been asked that by a SEVERELY homophobic idiot)
Have you ever seen a hockey game? Compare that to the ass-tapping in football or short shorts of basketball. (Disclaimer: I'm fine with homosexuals and have homosexual friends)
Why are you so smart?
Because I actually study. Shocker, I know.
You know gaming causes violence/destroy your life?
Really? Your still asking me this? There is no evidence that a person with a normal mind has committed violence because of their hobby. And I still have a life.
Where did you get your accent from? Are you British?
I was born in Indiana (have a bit of a northern accent as compared to the dialect of the south) and have a speech impediment. When I say the last bit (this annoys me) people gasp like I announced I have the plague.
This is only the first few that came to mind, but they still annoy me.
I utterly detest this one - pretty much learned the best solution is to ask another friend what they think then sneak awayBaronAsh said:
Actually got bitched at by a friend earlier today about "should I keep my hair brunette or keep it this blonde?" and replying that "it's fine just leave it" - got a bitching for saying only "fine"...
"Why Are You so tall?" To which I respond "Im more evolved than you, now leave me alone you neanderthal". Im actually only 6'3. Judging from other people who get asked this question on here, thats not that tall. My neigbour is about 6'8, so he makes me feel small.
"Why would People drink to get drunk?" Frequently asked by my parents. Its because beer is terrible, so is wine. The only reason to consume them is to get drunk so you can either have more fun or forget about your troubles.
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Mine would have to be:
"Don't you have to not wash your hair to get dreadlocks?" The answer is no, because my hair is naturally fine it means I had to have it backcombed and it takes regular washing and maintenance to keep them.
The other is "What does your nickname mean?" to which I have to say, whatever your thinking, its wrong.
"Don't you have to not wash your hair to get dreadlocks?" The answer is no, because my hair is naturally fine it means I had to have it backcombed and it takes regular washing and maintenance to keep them.
The other is "What does your nickname mean?" to which I have to say, whatever your thinking, its wrong.
Since I'm a guy with long hair, I often get asked: "Why do you have long hair?"
My answer: Because I can.
Unfortunately that answer doesn't always seem to satisfy the questioner, even though it is the truth.
My answer: Because I can.
Unfortunately that answer doesn't always seem to satisfy the questioner, even though it is the truth.
"Do you play sports?" This is usually asked while i'm talking about videogames. People also seem to think that because of my large frame (I've been compared to a gorilla.) I am violent...this pisses me off to no end because, frankly, outside the virtual world I couldn't hurt a fly.
I get asked if my nails are manicured or false just because they're shiny, smooth and extremely long.Kukakkau said:
People ask if I straighten my hair, and disbelieve me when I tell them truthfully that NO! I do not. My hair is PERFECTLY straight, and NEVER in my life have I used straighteners. Even using curlers to style my for special occasions results in the curls coming out almost instantly because my hair refuses to curl unless its been plated.