The one question they always ask you that you hate
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*Applauds*Distorted Stu said:
For me, it's always "Why aren't you going to college?"
Of course they only repeat back that one part. I'm not going to college right after high school, because I'm not in a very good place in my life right now. And if I went right away, I'd most likely end up dropping out soon after due to emotional instability and not being able to cope. Of course I don't like explaining all that over and over again.
After that, it's always "Why are you so smart?"
Seriously, I have to put up with it at least once a year, and it bugs the hell out of me.
I'm gay and you couldn't imagine the crazy things people ask you when you tell them, some are innappropriate: So you like to takeit up the arse then?, So you'd give someone a blowjob if you went on a date with them? and some are just plain weird: So if you had sex with someone then would you be the man or the woman? but the worst of all is when they ask "How do you know you're gay if you've never been with a girl?" to which I just say "How do you know you're straight if you've never been with a guy?"
Mine is 'Where are the eggs?':
Now, this may seem very obscure for a question, but hear me out. I work in retail, so therefore I get asked a lot of questions as to where things are in the store, the most used being eggs. The problem is, when I'm asked where they are, we're normally right beside them, therefore defeating the purpose of needing to ask if the customer had a blind bit of obsevational skill!
Another annoyance, is same question, but when a regular customer comes in, surely by now they should know where the bloody eggs are!
Now, this may seem very obscure for a question, but hear me out. I work in retail, so therefore I get asked a lot of questions as to where things are in the store, the most used being eggs. The problem is, when I'm asked where they are, we're normally right beside them, therefore defeating the purpose of needing to ask if the customer had a blind bit of obsevational skill!
Another annoyance, is same question, but when a regular customer comes in, surely by now they should know where the bloody eggs are!
Where are you from?
I have a speech impediment, and which apparently makes me sound like I am from another country
Which I am not. It is very annoying. I hate my stupid speech impediment
I have a speech impediment, and which apparently makes me sound like I am from another country
Which I am not. It is very annoying. I hate my stupid speech impediment
Not so much now, but I used to always get, "What happened there?" when they notice my index finger.
I've lost time how many times I've said, "I was born like it."
And at work I have told the same person 3 times we don't sell cheese straws. I think she's winding me up.
I've lost time how many times I've said, "I was born like it."
And at work I have told the same person 3 times we don't sell cheese straws. I think she's winding me up.
"Do you listen to metal"?
Because I have rather long hair. I have it because me and my wife like it. Purely for esthetic reasons. But for some this means I must be either a Hippie or deeply into metal.
Because I have rather long hair. I have it because me and my wife like it. Purely for esthetic reasons. But for some this means I must be either a Hippie or deeply into metal.
I always hate it whenever someone finds out that my birthday is around Christmas they always invariably ask me "Do you get more gifts?"
NO! No more than anyone else does, my relatives just save on shipping because they can ship 'em both at the same time. ...well since I became an adult I kinda stopped getting gifts from the extended family, but yeah.
NO! No more than anyone else does, my relatives just save on shipping because they can ship 'em both at the same time. ...well since I became an adult I kinda stopped getting gifts from the extended family, but yeah.
"Do you like Dreamgirls?"
Seriously, you'd be staggered how often I get asked this. They see a short, slim, moderately-effeminate homosexual and immediately assume he likes musicals. If it's not Dreamgirls, it's Hairspray, Les Miserables, or some other shit.
I actually do love Dreamgirls, Hairspray and a good few other musicals, but now I just always say "actually no, I love beer and football" out of principle.
Seriously, you'd be staggered how often I get asked this. They see a short, slim, moderately-effeminate homosexual and immediately assume he likes musicals. If it's not Dreamgirls, it's Hairspray, Les Miserables, or some other shit.
I actually do love Dreamgirls, Hairspray and a good few other musicals, but now I just always say "actually no, I love beer and football" out of principle.
"Did your piercings hurt when you got them done?"
To which I reply: "Let me stick a massive needle through your lip and you can tell me yourself."
Although in all honestly, it was only the first one that hurt..the 2nd time they used a much better anaesthetic ^.^
To which I reply: "Let me stick a massive needle through your lip and you can tell me yourself."
Although in all honestly, it was only the first one that hurt..the 2nd time they used a much better anaesthetic ^.^