The one question they always ask you that you hate

[runnernda]

My mother: "Is that what you're wearing?"

Everyone else: "Will you fix my computer?"

 

[My name is Fiction]

Woops double post!
sorry

 

[robotam]

Where did you hide the body?

 

[My name is Fiction]

"Are you OK?"

"Do I look OK to you, or am I always this glum and depressing to make you feel better about your self."

I lie and say yes :/

 

[Windupferrari]

not exactly a question, but it pisses me off regardless: "You should play football/basketball"

I get told this often just because of the fact that apparently they can't comprehend that someone 6' 6" has no interest in mainstream sports.

Aside from that, the annoying question is when i'm asked "do you work here" when i'm on the clock and i'm wearing my uniform

....*sigh* a little observation goes a long way.

Ha, I've been ninja'd. I'm 6'7, and almost every time i meet someone, the first thing they ask is "how tall are you?" followed by "you must play basketball, right?" At this point, if I'm not going to see the person again, I just lie and say I do.

 

[Carnage95]

"Why aren't you talking/smiling?"

There's absolutely nothing to say or talk about. What? I have to smile every minute of the day just to show that I'm a happy person? I personally think I will be viewed as a hyperactive crazy person, which I'm not. Moreover, I don't really like to smile due to my front crooked teeth.

"Can I ask you a question?"

You already did, dumbass.

This is probably the most annoying question due to my name and how popular this particular cartoon is.

"Your name is Patrick?! Have you met Spongebob? *sings theme song*"

This happens so many times and it's really making me pissed off. There's more but I think I will post them later.

 

[kypsilon]

"How are you doing today?" Followed promptly by the individual(s) posing the question walking away because they don't actually care. If ya don't want to know, don't ask.

 

[Nazulu]

Always people every where say to me "Hi, how are you?", and when I give them an answer they never expect it. Seems to be a bad habit now.

Edit: Heh, I'm a second to slow.

 

[Romblen]

What college are planning on going to?

I'm a senior in high school, it's not a stupid question, I'm just tired of answering that same question over and over again.

 

[brunothepig]

"Why do you grow your hair so long?"
I get that way too often... Hmmm. Because I like having long hair. Duh.
One that's less common, but makes me incredibly angry, is.
"You know you're going to grow out of this Metalhead phase, don't you?"
No. No I won't. Shutup.

 

[martyrdrebel27]

"Can I touch it?" when i had a 15 inch mohawk.
"What do your knuckles say?" NIHILISM on the outside, AUTONOMY on the inside.
"Why are you staring at my breasts?" Well, they don't ask that, but they would if i didn't have my sunglasses on all the time, which leads to...
"Why don't you take your sunglasses off?" Because i'm staring at your breasts.

 

[bushwhacker2k]

"Why do you have a beard?"
or
"Why do you grow your hair so long?"

BECAUSE I FUCKING LIKE HOW MY HAIR AND BEARD LOOK OKAY!?!?

Seriously, I take pride in my luscious locks and impressive amount of chin hair, why do ya think?

 

[EOD Tech]

"Are you going to have to deploy to [Iraq or Afghanistan] any time soon?"

I always want to say "what do you mean HAVE to? I GET to!!" My family and most of my friends think it's such a huge deal going to war. They can't get that I love my job. Ugh.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

"Why doesn't maths make any sense/why is maths so stupid/I can't understand maths"

Maths actually makes a lot of sense, if you understand it. And to understand it, you only need two things; a good teacher and to actually try and learn it. I am of the opinion that ANYONE can learn maths. Sure, not everyone thinks in the right way to be great at maths or to be a natural at it, but everyone can learn it to some degree.

Maths is the only thing in the world that makes any sense. You either have things down or you don't. If you don't have things down then all you need to do is sit down, have someone explain it to you, take a few notes and answer some questions; making sure to write down the formula and comment on what you're doing each time so that every process is engraved onto the inside of your eyelids and blinking becomes cheating. To put it short, I completely agree with you.

Probably, and this is a constant with people who have known me for years, 'is your name Sam or Samuel?' Legitimate question, but it doesn't mean it isn't annoying.

 

[SovietX]

"Why dont you go to partys?"

Well, Id rather not spend my night with a bunch of teenage douchebags thinking its cool to smoke weed and get shit faced. Id rather not kill all my precious braincells in a drunken haze while causing harm to myself and others. Id rather not have comprimising photos taken of me that people are going to share around afterwards. Idiots.

 

[Bernzz]

"Why do you have a beard?"
or
"Why do you grow your hair so long?"

BECAUSE I FUCKING LIKE HOW MY HAIR AND BEARD LOOK OKAY!?!?

Ahhh, yes. Mine exactly.

Or, "When are you going to shave?"

When I fucking feel like, okay?

 

[black-magic]

Me: "it's broken"
Them: "whats wrong with it"

If I knew what the hell was wrong with it, I would have fixed it!!!

 

[Miffmoff]

"What do you mean *repeats exactly what I just said*?"

 

[Sprntr_Zomby]

My left eyelid droops halfway down naturally, so it looks like it's closed often and everyone asks "Why I'm always winking?" or "Whats with your eye?"

I also get asked if I'm crazy a lot due to the information that I have mild Autism getting spead around my school and anyone I meet seems to have heard about it from someone. Yeah I'm pretty infamous around my school from when was younger beating someone with a baseball bat. (back when I was 8, its followed me around from elementary school).

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

When people learn I am a medical student they ask "Is medicine like Scrubs?" or "have you killed anyone yet?" or "Have you seen many penises lately?"

It's begun to irritate me now!

Is it like scrubs?

Is medicine like Scrubs?

Mostly no but among all the TV shows out there Scrubs does display the slightest amount of research done in portraying FHO/Intern life..without the Todd and Ted and dysfunctional hospital policies of course...

You know what's funny, my sister is a doctor and she always gets the "Is it like House?" or "Is it like Greys Anatomy?" questions. She laughs and tells them how inaccurate those shows are. However, she does say the closest thing to hospitals and her profession is Scrubs. Minus the abundance of humor. She's actually pretty shocked in how the realistic the show is.

Precisely! Albeit to be fair to Grey's Anatomy - that's a show akin to surgical interns and not for those practicing internal medicine (or at least I gathered by watching 3-4 random episodes)

House M.D on the other hand, well, the show makes no qualms about expressing that it's an exaggerated version of Sherlock Holmes, if Holmes was a doctor...