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Starke

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Furioso said:
Really? That's his reason? ...Well thank fuck he was able to grab her leg...
I somehow got "he fucked up" out of that sentence... it was much more amusing, but I should probably go to sleep now... :p

Anyway, today's page fills me with meh...
 

=y

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Because doing this in real life works.

*pelted by pieces of eraser*

Okay, okay, its fiction! I get it.
 

Davroth

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I highly doubt this will turn out to be worth the hassle.

For anyone involved.

That girl needs help, though.
 

Scars Unseen

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LaughingAtlas said:
I think she'd only be in trouble if she flies back when struck, like most of the Belmont family.
I think she'd be screwed either way. I doubt he has the stones to try to catch a rapidly falling statue.
 

LaughingAtlas

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Scars Unseen said:
LaughingAtlas said:
I think she'd only be in trouble if she flies back when struck, like most of the Belmont family.
I think she'd be screwed either way. I doubt he has the stones to try to catch a rapidly falling statue.
A fair observation, and a pun! Well played, sir!
 

Moonlight Butterfly

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So she is seeing antagonists now.

This does not bode well for walking to the toilet in the dark...

Suddenly a wild Pyramid Head appears!
 

Swyftstar

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He should just let her go and be done with it. I'm sick of her and the pace of this story.
 

Cheeseman Muncher

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She must have stupidly skinny legs if he's managed to get that firm a grip on her. Least he's got a decent view.

Captcha: Nosy Parker.
 

Malty Milk Whistle

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canadamus_prime said:
I'm really tired of this story line, and I don't really get the bit with the Medusa Head.
It's all about her starting to see Antagonists, as opposed to her usually good guy hallucinations.
 

Soviet Heavy

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Grey Carter said:
The Opportunist

The Jackson School of Interventions

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That's not how you come to terms with your mortality and learn the value of life! You do that by starting a fight and getting stabbed through hte heart by an angry Naussican, and then laugh because you realize your life is going to turn out alright in the end.

Or Captain Picard style.