The Owned-Game

[Ardna Xela]

My first attempt at a forum game.
The rules are very simple. Post something that is in some way superior than the previous posters word.

Example:
Poster A: tree
Poster B: chainsaw cuts down tree
Poster C: short-circuit makes chainsaw useless

I hope I didn't make it hard to understand.

So my first word is:
glass of beer

 

[Raven's Nest]

The peasants drink lots of beer, get rowdy and assasinate the Queen by accident.

 

[Raven's Nest]

Extreme had better haircuts than poison.

 

[Raven's Nest]

lack of self respect forces poor-fan-base to worship Miley Cyrus.

 

[Raven's Nest]

Impotenecy invalidates the enormous penis's existence.

 

[Raven's Nest]

butt-ugliness prevents the use of viagra.

 

[ravensshade]

Plastic Surgeryremoves butt-ugliness

 

[Raven's Nest]

shaky hands screw up the surgery.

 

[Raven's Nest]

oxidisation causes machete to fail at removing hands.

 

[ravensshade]

a black hole absorbs mars

 

[Raven's Nest]

A supermassive black hole swallows the Mars absorbing black hole

 

[MasterSqueak]

A white hole appears and starts shooting out more blackholes which form a SUPERMEGAULTRAHUGEMASSIVE blackhole.

 

[Cargando]

[b/]Stephen Hawking[/b] flies in, closes the holes with his mind-ray and zooms off to end world hunger.

 

[orangebandguy]

With cholesterol foods that give everyone heart attacks.

 

[Sam G]

Double-checking prevents one from posting in the wrong thread.

 

[ThreeWords]

Plain stupidity prevents double checking

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Ninjas prevent bullets. (With ninja mind powers!)

 

[ThreeWords]

Pirates prevent ninjas

 

[Ardna Xela]

Space Pirates eat normal pirates for breakfast.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Weevils prevent Pirates

EDIT: The ninjas apparently prevent reasonable topic structures :S