The Owned-Game

[Neonbob]

Tons of sandpaper dulls the scissors beyond hope.

 

[hopeneverdies]

The sandpaper's sandiness is rubbed off onto my foot

 

[Neonbob]

A hack saw removes your foot.

 

[Ardna Xela]

a diamond makes even the best hack saw blunt

 

[Sam G]

Pac-Man swallows the diamond whole and dissolves it with his stomach acid.

 

[Neonbob]

A ghost makes him shrivel up and die.

 

[Ardna Xela]

Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!

 

[Neonbob]

Godzilla eats them on their way to the scene.

 

[Sam G]

Batman bursts from the shade and hits Godzilla with a bat-grenade.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Don't really wanna do this but

Abraham Lincoln blew Batman away with a ratatat.

 

[Neonbob]

John Wilkes Booth kills Abe...

 

[hopeneverdies]

Gravity causes John Wilkes Booth to splatter because he misjudged the drop

 

[Neonbob]

Repulsorlifts negate gravity.

 

[hopeneverdies]

The repulsorlift crashed into a tree

 

[Neonbob]

Fire got rid of the tree.

 

[Ardna Xela]

Water extinguishes fire.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

The Sun causes the Water to evaporate.

 

[hopeneverdies]

A giant heat proof ball of water douses the sun.

 

[Ardna Xela]

A giant tube of anti heat proofness cream removes heat proofness and makes water evaporate again.

 

[Neonbob]

A toddler wastes it on wall painting.