The Oxyclean Guy (Billy May)

[keyper159]

does anyone else turn the volume up really loud when his commercials come on, or is it just me?

 

[Mr.Pandah]

Turn it up? Like it isn't loud enough already?

 

[DeleteMe1112311]

I think its just you.

Frankly, I mute it.

Not quite sure what else to say...I dont feel like ranting about him or commericials in general....yet I'm pretty sure I come across as a total prick in this post...ah well.

 

[keyper159]

I think its just you.

Frankly, I mute it.

Not quite sure what else to say...I dont feel like ranting about him or commericials in general....yet I'm pretty sure I come across as a total prick in this post...ah well.

I cant believe it?!?! his commercials are awesome!!!

go ahead and rant Ill out-rant you on how awesome he is

 

[Fanboy]

If Billy Mays were to respond to this thread, his whole post would be in ULTRA CAPS!

I wish I were half as enthusiastic about anything as Billy is about OXYCLEAN!

 

[keyper159]

If Billy Mays were to respond to this thread, his whole post would be in ULTRA CAPS!

I wish I were half as enthusiastic about anything as Billy is about OXYCLEAN!

who doesn't besides soxfan1016

 

[Blind0bserver]

I have to admit, Billy Mayes tends to annoy me, but you've got to admire how he can get excited about damn near everything that he's selling. It's a personal theory of mine that they actually reverse-engineered the first version of Prozac from a sample of his blood.

 

[ThaBenMan]

I'd love to see him and that ShamWow bastard get into a fistfight.

 

[keyper159]

I'd love to see him and that ShamWow bastard get into a fistfight.

I would pay to see that fight

"BUY OXYCLEAN!!! ITS BETTER THAN YOUR REGULAR DETERGENT!!" as he punches Vince in the face
"ITS SHAMWOW, IS A SHAMMY ITS A TOWEL, AND ITS MADE IN GERMANY!" he round house kicks him in the face

 

[ellimist337]

I think there's a difference between "excited" and "yelling." I'm in the muting crowd.

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

The man speaks with the same tone of voice whether he's standing in a room or on a skydiving plane. Seriously, go watch the Mighty Mend-It commercial. Absolutely no change in his voice whatsoever. Kind of makes me wonder if his voice is stuck like that.

*clonk*

"HI HONEY! I'M HOME! WHAT'S FOR DINNER?"

"Turkey and mashed potatoes."

"GREAT! HOW WAS WORK?"

Either way, there is only one way to deal with him. He must BE KILL BY DEMONS.

...

...And then John was a zombie.

 

[Ultrajoe]

If Billy Mays were to respond to this thread, his whole post would be in ULTRA CAPS!

NOW YOU KNOW THE TERRIBLE TRUTH. I AM BILLY MAYS.

 

[Fanboy]

If Billy Mays were to respond to this thread, his whole post would be in ULTRA CAPS!

NOW YOU KNOW THE TERRIBLE TRUTH. I AM BILLY MAYS.

So that's how you get all those blood stains out of your armor, Ultrajoe... or should I say, OXYJOE!

 

[Rajin Cajun]

The ShamWow guy is more annoying. I swear that arsehat gets a woodie making Commercials.

 

[sarahvait]

The ShamWow guy is more annoying. I swear that arsehat gets a woodie making Commercials.

I heard that guy was actually supposed to be doing a movie, but it fell through, so he does the Billy May route of doing commercials to pay the bills. Sucks to be him.

 

[keyper159]

The ShamWow guy is more annoying. I swear that arsehat gets a woodie making Commercials.

I heard that guy was actually supposed to be doing a movie, but it fell through, so he does the Billy May route of doing commercials to pay the bills. Sucks to be him.

1) I would go see a movie with him in it
2) BILLY MAYS IS MOTHER FUCKING AWESOME!!!!
3) I'm making a movie with him in it
4) Look for it ^^ on YouTube
5) Yes he does get a stiffy making commercials
6) i know cause its MY job to get rid of his woody when it happens
7) go ahead and laugh
8) BILLY MAYS IS MOTHER FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!

 

[Anarchemitis]

 

[keyper159]

lol wierd

 

[Whobajube]

Billy Mays is my hero! He can make me care about, and want to buy, anything! Hercules hooks, mighty putty, oxyclean, anything! If only I were half as enthusiastic about anything as he is about everything...

 

[ffxfriek]

I'd love to see him and that ShamWow bastard get into a fistfight.

It'd be like this:

Billy: Billy Mays here with that Sham-wow douche! Today, we're gonna have a FIST FIGHT!
Sham-wow: Just look as the size of my fists, he has no chance! Look at the punch, practically invisible!
Billy: GET ON THE BALL!
*furious love scene between the two*

I'd love to see him and that ShamWow bastard get into a fistfight.

I would pay to see that fight

"BUY OXYCLEAN!!! ITS BETTER THAN YOUR REGULAR DETERGENT!!" as he punches Vince in the face
"ITS SHAMWOW, IS A SHAMMY ITS A TOWEL, AND ITS MADE IN GERMANY!" he round house kicks him in the face

both these are great. then he pulls out easy mend it and repairs the shamwow and says thats the mighty power of easy mend it

/thread


id pay to see this fight