The Oxyclean Guy (Billy May)

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Vim-Hogar

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I'm in the "turn it down" crowd, but my little brother (he's 11) certainly seems to love it, if only because he can endless quote, "Billy Mays here with the Big City Slider Station...", when he thinks it's too quiet/realizes he's not being annoying up to the proper levels.
 

Eiseman

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Some say that Billy Mays snorts two lines of Oxyclean right before recording.

And have you seen his new Mighty Mendit commercial? He had a professional skydiver jump out of a plane with a torn parachute that was fixed with his shitty Mendit. ************ knows no limits.
 

Isaac Dodgson

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I always joke with my father that he could go as Billy Mays to a halloween party. all he'll need is a pair of khakis, the blue shirt, and a tub of oxy-clean, and maybe dye his hair a bit (he's going gray) but he looks quite a bit like him.

Next year i'm gonna convince him to dress up like him and I'll go as the sham-wow guy...not that i look like him but it would be funny.
 

VoleurdeThym

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I think the Sham-WOW guy is the bastard child of Billy Mays and Beavis (Obviously of Beavis and Butthead).
 

TheBlueRabbit

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Is it just me, or is there anything Billy May WON'T sell? I actually saw a commercial with him for HEALTH INSURANCE!!! WTF?