The perfect murder

[C95J]

Leave your victim alone for 100 years. It's absolutely failsafe, and no-one could ever suspect anything!

Holy crap, your an evil genius!

Too bad I plan to live forever...

So far so good mwahahaha

 

[ryanxm]

make friends with them invite them to a hiking trip take a look at everything from a verry high cliff SHOVE walk away

 

[shootthebandit]

this is simple, all you do is have to kill someone in the UK. our law enforcement and legal system is so crap that you most likely wont get caught and if you do you will serve a few months in a comfortable cell

 

[Communist partisan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZjW_OSUYH4 that says it all....

 

[Soviet Heavy]

I'l go with Roald Dahl's murder plan. Beat your husband to death with a leg of lamb and then discover him later, and feed the evidence to the police.

 

[silentsentinel]

Ice arrows? ICE ARROWS?

Spoiler: A real man uses ice bullets.

 

[Player 2]

OT: Ironic murders are always the best.
(To give a fictional example, kill a French swot with an Eiffel Tower model, and a Geography swot with a globe, and if ANYONE gets that reference I'll be very impressed)

Anthony Horowitz, one of the Diamond Brothers books, I can't remember which.

OT: Kill them, stick the body in a bath full of lye, ebay the bath and emigrate.

 

[Hangaround]

To be laconic: One where i don't get caught.

 

[ultimateownage]

Hire a hitman, then hire a hitman to kill the hitman, then a hitman to kill that hitman, then a hitman to kill that hitman, then a hitman to kill that hitman, then a hitman to kill that hitman, then a hitman to kill that hitman, then a hitman to kill that hitman, then a hitman to kill that hitman, then a hitman to kill that hitman, then a hitman to kill that hitman, then a hitman to kill that hitman, then a hitman to kill that hitman, then a hitman to kill that hitman, then a hitman to kill that hitman, then a hitman to kill that hitman, then a hitman to kill that hitman, then a hitman to kill that hitman, then a hitman to kill that hitman, then a hitman to kill that hitman, then a hitman to kill that hitman, then a hitman to kill that hitman, then pay that hitman.
The trail will be so ridiculously convoluted that the police will have no fucking idea of what to do, probably only making it so far before just arresting whoever they do have and forgetting it.

Or the second hitman/ victim will kill the person sent to kill them, and go on a Roaring Rampage Of Revenge. And then a lot of people will get deja vu. I watch too many murder movies.

O.T. The perfect murder is suicide.

 

[Van Miranda]

I'm pretty sure posting murder plans on the internet isn't such a good idea... especially on a gaming forum in a time where the media is trying to ban video games because they claim that it makes kids violent.

And I'm pretty sure the ice would shatter when it hits the glass.

I completely agree. You never know. There are people out there that may uproar about this topic.

And besides there is no such thing as a perfect crime. Just really good conceald ones that the cops with their forenics team would eventually find out in due time.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

take a person out to international waters then kill and dump overboard, no country has jurisdiction out there

Doesn't mean you can get away with murder o.o It's just bloody hard to extradict you. Whilst the laws of the land override laws of the citizen, if one cannot apply, the other will.

 

[Kraiiit]

Ice arrows? ICE ARROWS?

Spoiler: A real man uses ice bullets.

Hah! Mythbusters... ahem, shattered that ice-bullet myth.

I'm going to go bang my head against a wall for using such a lame pun.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

Ice arrows? ICE ARROWS?

Spoiler: A real man uses ice bullets.

Hah! Mythbusters... ahem, shattered that ice-bullet myth.

I'm going to go bang my head against a wall for using such a lame pun.

I don't know ... what if you halved the yield of explosive reagent and covered the ice in a thick latex?

 

[derelict]

Nuclear bomb. Forget not having evidence, there'll be no police in the area left to investigate. >:}

There's the question of collateral damage, though.

 

[cutecuddely]

i think it was i know what yo did last Wednesday by Anthony Horrowitz

 

[cutecuddely]

OT: Ironic murders are always the best.
(To give a fictional example, kill a French swot with an Eiffel Tower model, and a Geography swot with a globe, and if ANYONE gets that reference I'll be very impressed)

Anthony Horowitz, one of the Diamond Brothers books, I can't remember which.

OT: Kill them, stick the body in a bath full of lye, ebay the bath and emigrate.

I think it was I know what you did last wednesday.

 

[Snake Plissken]

The perfect murder involves the corpse of Fred Phelps.

 

[tomtom94]

Step one: Kill Hubilub
Step two: Do away with his fans (should be easy)
Step three: ??
Step four: Profit
Step five: Everyone loves Zeeky again!

This plan has only one slightly obvious flaw which I think you should have foreseen.

A murder in which all the evidence points to wrong conclusion.

I can't remember who said it, but "The perfect crime is not the crime that is never solved; but the crime which is solved with the wrong outcome".
I reckon I first heard it in Phoenix Wright.

OT: Ironic murders are always the best.
(To give a fictional example, kill a French swot with an Eiffel Tower model, and a Geography swot with a globe, and if ANYONE gets that reference I'll be very impressed)

Seriously, what was the flaw?

Well, if you do it to Hubilub, surely someone's bound to think "Hmmmmmm..."
That someone may or may not be me.
That may or may not be a revving chainsaw outside your window.

OT: Ironic murders are always the best.
(To give a fictional example, kill a French swot with an Eiffel Tower model, and a Geography swot with a globe, and if ANYONE gets that reference I'll be very impressed)

Anthony Horowitz, one of the Diamond Brothers books, I can't remember which.

OT: Kill them, stick the body in a bath full of lye, ebay the bath and emigrate.

i think it was i know what yo did last Wednesday by Anthony Horrowitz

Congratulations, you very impress me.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Either create a gas leak in their home or poison. Both of them create minimal amount of forensic evidence that can be easily traced directly back to you.

 

[Sigmund Av Volsung]

I would pose as a stranger, and buy my target drinks until he/she is drunk, take him/her outside and 'accidentally' shove them onto an oncoming car.

What you got to say to that?