The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Fijiman]

Wishes to ride in a tornado.

 

[Imthatguy]

Wishes for more death

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to learn Spanish.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes to unlearn a language.

 

[Roxas1359]

Wishes to have snakes for hair.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes to turn people to stone with a look.

 

[Hagi]

Wishes to ride a brontosaurus.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to eat that brontosaurus afterwards.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes to put the skeleton up in his house.

 

[Yureina]

Secretly wishes to hug a dinosaur.

 

[Hagi]

Really wishes to be hugged by a dinosaur, specifically a T-Rex. If only their arms weren't so short...

 

[Yureina]

Secretly wishes to have a pet T-Rex

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Secretly wishes to have a pigmy gorilla for a butler.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to have a pet Megatron.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes to play with a couple of Starscreams.

 

[Fijiman]

Messing with peoples' minds is fun. Messing with minds of a bunch of narcissistic robots is even better.

OT: Wishes to save the world with duck tape.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes to go back in time and be the one who invented bacon.

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to become Thomas Crapper.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to own one of everything beginning with an f.