The person above me secretly wishes for....

[mParadox]

Wishes to own a truck! :O

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to own a solid gold truck.

 

[Roxas1359]

Wishes to have a body that has jello for blood.

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to become a jello vampire.

 

[Yureina]

Secretly wishes to eat some jello.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Secretly wishes to slay the entire Jello Kingdom.

 

[Sacman]

Secretly wishes the first one to go is Jello Biafra...<.<

 

[mParadox]

Will kill to go to a Jello Convention.

and try out the Jello codpiece.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to confuse people without even trying.

 

[Roxas1359]

Wishes to be the evil cat prince of doom.

 

[Juqu]

Wishes to own monocle.

 

[Roxas1359]

*Fun fact, what Juqu says is true.
Wishes to be made into a fur coat.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to have an afro.

 

[Roxas1359]

*Also true...
Wishes to be able to eat rusty pipes and turn them into chrome bars.

 

[Fijiman]

Why would I want to turn them into chrome instead of gold?

Wishes to own the world's largest collection of box tops.

 

[Roxas1359]

Cause then the price of gold drops and becomes less valuable in the market.
Wishes to ride a panda bear that breaths ice along the Great Wall of China.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To murder millions of poor, defenseless slimes to grind levels.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to ride a panda bear that breaths ice along the Great Wall of China.

That. Sounds. Awesome.

Wishes to be the master of all slimes.