The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes to post in the wrong thread every time.

 

[Sacman]

Secretly wishes to get the bad touch...

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Wishes to be buried in kittens.

 

[Sacman]

Secretly wishes to be attacked by kittens...<.<

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes to be someone's "pet."

 

[Sacman]

Wishes that this was less relevant...<.<

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Wishes to haunt a house full of orphans

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Wishes to be glomped.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to be slapped with sharp objects.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Wishes to change his avatar

 

[JLML]

COOKIES, COOKIES EVERYWHERE. That would be the wish that is secret.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Wishes to have a jetpack so he can fly to places

 

[pyramid head grape]

Wishes to be the smart ass that wishes for more wishes!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Wishes to solve the mystery!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes his avatar was sideways.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Wishes he had a bigger avatar size

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes to be friend zoned.
capcha: friend zone
Yes, capcha, I friend zoned you. Aren't you over it yet?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Wishes to be the monarch of the hipsters!