The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Nickthequick]

Wishes to eat the bagel bites in the parlor.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to be the only one to ever clean the parlor.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes his head was a mop that was on fire.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Wishes to put Fiji's ashes in a mayonnaise jar

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Wishes to then fill the jars with water and watch everyone drown!

 

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes to overthrow himself.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Secretly wishes he could make his plotting become a reality.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Secretly wishes to be banned and work up his post count for another account

 

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes to become the next Rip Van Winkle.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Secretly wishes to smash the Mod Ring....

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Wishes for more wishes.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes to have an eye badge on either end.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to have a flying car.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes to have permanent angry eyebrows.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Wishes to be a space pirate!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To die of computer withdrawal!

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to be the cause of that.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A chance to become the last man on Earth.