The person above me secretly wishes for....

[PsychicTaco115]

Wishes to have necks to snog on suck the precious blood out

 

[ImperialSunlight]

Wishes to bathe in a mountain of tacos.

 

[Kae]

Wishes to reveal the location of the secret treasure of the Templars to me.
_>

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to have dentures instead of actual teeth.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

More chances to scheme.

 

[mParadox]

More schemes starting with the letter Z.

 

[Fijiman]

More Plan Zs.

 

[mParadox]

To be fair with all the letters and come up with plans corresponding to the letter!

 

[Fijiman]

To burn everything.

 

[Euryalus]

Wishes for ET to get an HD re-release

 

[Dr.Susse]

For a blackout so they can finally get out of the never ending Wikipedia loop.

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to fall from the Eiffel Tower with nothing more than a spoon.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to be that spoon.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Wishes to use a blunt kitchen knife to kill zombies

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Wishes to be a zombie.

 

[Dr.Susse]

For a twenty minute love song in his honour.

 

[Dr.Susse]

To stop being reminded about their bodily functions. *BLINK*