The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Fijiman]

To adopt my little brother.

 

[mParadox]

To exchange his little brother for mine.

[sub][sub]You fiend.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Dr.Susse]

To find that his soul mate was an elephant all along.

 

[mParadox]

To install the motorway with all the toilets!

 

[Fijiman]

To install mega viruses on all the computers.

 

[Nickthequick]

To rain down destruction upon all those who dare disobey him.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Wishes to be in Hogwarts, segregating kids based on their usefulness level

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes for the ultimate zombie fighting weapon; a flounder.

 

[mParadox]

Wishes for a talking flounder weapon of Doom.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes for an ever-flaming hat.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Wishes for a giant buster sword to swing around and scare the peasants with

 

[mParadox]

Wishes for a sword which asks for money on impact.

 

[Kackwurst]

Wishes for a new season of Samurai Champloo.

 

[mParadox]

Wishes for an avatar as awesome as that guys.

 

[VeryOddGamer]

Wishes to wear several hats at once.
I'm absolutely certain that's the deepest wish of every single human being.

 

[Nickthequick]

Wishes for balloons to talk for just one day.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes for all inanimate objects to talk just for one day a year.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Wishes for the ability to make the world silent whenever he chooses

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to make a AAA game based on tacos.