The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Fijiman]

Wishes to be the best gamer ever.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

A life-size statue of Willem Dafoe

 

[Dr.Susse]

For the world to be a more silly place.

 

[Fijiman]

For the world to be like a PS2 game.

 

[Nickthequick]

For owls made of cornbread.

 

[MrCollins]

For cornbread made of owls

 

[Dr.Susse]

For a book that you can't put down.

 

[Fijiman]

To be the one to put super glue on that book.

 

[MrCollins]

To be the one to sell him that glue

 

[PsychicTaco115]

To go to Rosings and place his schlong inside the fireplace worth 800 pounds

 

[Fijiman]

To have a pet potato named Steven.

 

[Yureina]

Secretly wishes to have a potato for dinner.

 

[Dr.Susse]

For a dinner that no man could ever finish.

 

[Kae]

To crawl on walls like a spider.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

For the next Spider-Man movie to come out sooner.

 

[Dr.Susse]

For Lincoln to have deflected the bullet with his hat.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

For Japan to keep mass-producing the PS2.

 

[Fijiman]

To have a hat made out of PS2s.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

To have an island made out of old PS2s.