The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Dr.Susse]

For hairballs not to exist.

 

[MrCollins]

Wishes he had a hairless cat.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

To marry his cousin Elizabeth

 

[MrCollins]

To marry his cousin Elizabeth

No, I wish to marry my cousin Jane, but then settled on Elizabeth when it came to my attention that Jane had better prospects in the form of Mr. Bingley.

The person above me wishes he had a better grasp on Victorian literature, gah.

 

[MrCollins]

Wishes he wasn't so perfectly correct

 

[sb666]

Wishes for more posts.

 

[MrCollins]

Wishes he had posted less in the past

 

[sb666]

Wishes they weren't so superior.

 

[Dr.Susse]

For some bleach for that stain.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes that mind bleach was a real product.

 

[janjotat]

wishes to have a more armor

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Wishes to be part of the Clone Army and fight the droids

 

[sb666]

Wishes his Taco curse was lifted.

 

[MrCollins]

wishes to turn taco into a real boy

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Wishes to rip-off the plot of Pinocchio

 

[Dr.Susse]

For people to truly understand what it means to be Zombie bait.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to be 50% fancier.

 

[janjotat]

Wishes to be more crass