The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes to give away badges.

 

[sb666]

To be less blue.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

A nuclear apocalypse.

 

[Fijiman]

To be a Ghoul.

 

[Dr.Susse]

For a bad-arse boss rating for him self.

 

[Kae]

To drive on the left lane.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

To eat a Taco Bell brand taco

 

[Epicspoon]

A gun that fires out angry wet cats.

 

[Fijiman]

A gun that fires out angry old ladies.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

A gun that fires more guns

 

[Fijiman]

For a gun that fires smaller guns that shoot even smaller guns that fire really pissed off bees. And for a Coke.

 

[sb666]

To be less stoned.

 

[Epicspoon]

To be more stoned

 

[The Night Angel]

To be stoned to death

 

[Sacman]

To choke to death on broccoli...

 

[Epicspoon]

To choke on me

 

[Fijiman]

To be less stoned.

I'm not stoned, I'm just crazy.

OT: The dragon balls.

 

[Dr.Susse]

For the power to know if someone is about to pop a balloon.

 

[Sacman]

for his steering wheel to swerve slightly to the right...