The person above me secretly wishes for....

[gravian]

Wishes for someone new to this whole thing to post. Or possibly to possess a stylish hat collection.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Wishes to catch the fish in his bear mouth

 

[ZehMadScientist]

Wishes to finally be able to admit that he loves goldfish.

 

[Dr.Susse]

To light a cigar with some priceless art.

 

[Yureina]

Secretly wishes to light some piece of priceless art on fire.

 

[Roxas1359]

Wishes to be in the Animaniacs.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

Wishes for a huge chocolate parfait.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes to have a crepe.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to have a crate.

 

[sb666]

Wishes crates didn't exist in Team Fortress 2.

 

[Dr.Susse]

For Google to have an drunken rambling language setting.

 

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes for a bag of mystery.

 

[Dr.Susse]

For the downfall of the Belgian economy.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For Atlantis to rise again.

 

[Kae]

Wishes to live in a windmill.

 

[MrCollins]

Wishes to be slightly taller.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

For the glorious British Empire to take back the colonies

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For Nacos.

 

[sb666]

To be a real Pokemon.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To be Ash Ketchum irl.