The person above me secretly wishes for....

thesilentman · Apr 5, 2013

To have a safety net on the side when something bad does happen.

Yureina · Apr 6, 2013

Secretly wishes to build a time machine

Sacman · Apr 6, 2013

Secretly wishes to go back in time and huggle Hitler until he stops being racist... or you know... assassinate him...<.<

Dr.Susse · Apr 6, 2013

To film that docudrama.

Dr.Susse · Apr 6, 2013

For Heavy blanket to put out a new album.

And for the hamsters to be nicer to him.

Fijiman · Apr 6, 2013

To go back in time so that he didn't double post.

MetaKnight670 · Apr 6, 2013

For Christmas every day of the year.

Neuromancer · Apr 6, 2013

A portal to Equestria.

Euryalus · Apr 6, 2013

Equestrian Horse meat

MetaKnight670 · Apr 6, 2013

His own MLP plushie to love and cuddle.

Fijiman · Apr 7, 2013

A Transformer that turns into a potato.

Dr.Susse · Apr 7, 2013

For the death of the potato and the rise of its enemy; the Cucumber!

Fijiman · Apr 7, 2013

A new car.

Nouw · Apr 7, 2013

A new paintjob.

Euryalus · Apr 7, 2013

A giant purple dildo sword.

Dr.Susse · Apr 7, 2013

Rainbow colored dildo nunchucks.

Somewhere over the rainbow Bruce Lee will kick your arse and make you never walk the same way again.

Fijiman · Apr 7, 2013

A rainbow afro'd monkey.

Euryalus · Apr 7, 2013

A rainbow corn row hippo

Troublesome Lagomorph · Apr 7, 2013

Rainbow shower that turns him into a rainbow that murders people to make them see the rainbow.

MetaKnight670 · Apr 7, 2013

A rainbow that is coloured in rainbow colours because it is a rainbow and therefore it is coloured in rainbow colours.