The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Yuno Gasai]

To own a shark with laser beams attached to its head.

 

[MetaKnight670]

For people to stop talking about dolphins and instead talk about his favourite animal, the leming.

 

[Neuromancer]

To hijack the conversation about a lemming by surfing on a shark while playing a guitar solo.

 

[Fijiman]

A phone so advanced that it makes smart phones look like the brick phone.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To eat live octopus' heads.

 

[Fijiman]

To see the inside of a volcano.

 

[MetaKnight670]

To have the fastest internet connection in the world.

 

[Teoes]

To feed lemmings to sharks.

 

[Fijiman]

To feed sharks to lemmings.

 

[kailus13]

To herd lemmings off cliffs.

 

[Fijiman]

To win the dancing competition.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For waffles. o.o

 

[Fijiman]

For something that is half pancake and half waffle.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To invent said thing.

 

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes to re-invent the shoe.

 

[Neuromancer]

To be a master in the art of chess-piece-making.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To make chess pieces with the bones of his enemies.

 

[Dr.Susse]

To swim through land.

 

[Teoes]

To swim through lard.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

To create a monstrosity out of lard. A lard monstrosity.