The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For his avatar to be the national anthem of Yugoslavia.

 

[mParadox]

For her avatar to be the official logo of NBC.

 

[Dead Seerius]

To harness the power of Captcha for evil.

Captcha: good as gold.

Don't let your guard down, Captcha.

 

[kailus13]

To harness the power of captcha for good.

 

[Fijiman]

To know how to cook anything in under three minutes.

 

[Dr.Susse]

For a cook book dedicated to cooking thing in a kettle.

 

[Teoes]

A more extravagant beard.

 

[Sacman]

A beard at all...

 

[mParadox]

For the beard to be sentient.

[sub]You fiend.[/sub]

 

[Dr.Susse]

For the it to be law that the man with the larger beard has the right of way.

 

[kailus13]

For everyone to be forced to have beards. Especially the women.

 

[MetaKnight670]

That Bioshock Infinite had bombed because secretly he is mad at it for being in the sky.

 

[Fijiman]

To always have money to buy video games.

 

[mParadox]

For money to be equivalent to dog poo.

[sub]The poor dogs. ;-;[/sub]

 

[kailus13]

To dance like a mad fool without anybody judging him.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To set fire to Parliament.

 

[mParadox]

To set fire to Blueberry cakes.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To eat the flaming cakes.

 

[thesilentman]

To have fire powers to kill me. D-:

 

[Fijiman]

To jump into traffic and not get hurt.