The protagonist in the last game you played is hunting you.

[Garchomp445]

Lol I don't have to die. I was playing Plants vs Zombies, so since the protaganist cannot place plants anywhere besides his backyard, roof, or lawn, I think I'm fairly safe. Especially since he probably can't move.

 

[hotsauceman]

If i bow down to the emperor do you think i will be spared?

 

[Kyle 2175]

A sim from The Sims 3. A sim who's highest skills are logic and mixology. Wow, I feel threatened. I wonder if I'll die from chess or from alchohol first.

Edit: Their at the max level in the medical career as well, so they'd nearly kill me then be obligated to save my life? Effective.

 

[RandomNumber]

So... my character from Fallout 3 is after me?

Meh. I should be able to look the other way as long as I don't fight back, and give him a good Karma option. That guy would crawl across broken glass if the only other option would mess up his sainthood.
Which actually gives me an idea...
I'm going to go get my hands on some glass before he gets here. )

 

[JokerCrowe]

My Rebecca from New Vegas. Level 23, recon armor, high sneak and a number of snipers (since she's a sniper specialist). the Anti-Materiel rifle among them. With Incendiary Rounds.
Fuck.

Oh well, at least most of her shots are headshots, so it'll be quick.

 

[Jake Lewis Clayton]

the gay polish guy main character from GTAIV, i think i'll survive.

 

[DracheX]

Agent 47 is hunting me. I'm going to die.

Maybe youre already dead? Me I have a highly trained military operative from Black Ops coming after me... but he is like 70 now.

 

[Alfador_VII]

Hmm, The Kid from Bastion.

He's pretty handy in a fight, but at least the Narrator should tip me off he's coming. That, and the blocks of ground flying up in front of him

 

[Rekrul]

Artyom, get back to Moscow!

 

[Dr Snakeman]

You mean to tell me, the motherf*cking BATMAN is after me!?!?

Not much to do than sit and wait for me to find me then. I don't have appropriate resources to fight the BAT XD

I'll wait with you. While lying there in the fetal position. And crying. And begging him to be gentle, since it's my first time getting the crap kicked out of me by a superhero.

That's the fullest extent of what you can do in the face of an imminent ass-beating from Batman.

 

[dead.juice]

If i bow down to the emperor do you think i will be spared?

To admit defeat is to blaspheme against the Emperor. Cowards die in shame, but even in death you can still serve.

 

[PinkiePyro]

I think I can handle it I just need shiny things to bribe her with

"It loves anything that shines. It especially adores coins that it picks up and secretly hoards." - pokedex


(was playing mystery dungeon)

 

[PixelKing]

Level 45 new vegas character.
With every gun I have due to me moving in-game house.
Can't catch a break

 

[Pipsquid]

The little dude from spelunky. WAAAY too easy.

...

Unless he has that darn shotgun ._.

 

[viking97]

the scout? i think i could take him. i suppose he could just hide outside my room and yell "NEED A DISPENSAH HEAH" until i kill myself.

or are all the classes hunting me? cuz they're all protagonists... fuck.

 

[ShakyFt Slasher]

I'm getting chased by Vincent from Catherine? Well I have a chance if I can sneak around the guy or outfight him.

 

[Derelict Frog]

A 2500 strong Spanish army in Medieval 2 Total War. If only I can fend off the 700 peasants at first then maybe...

 

[Powlee]

I was just playing limbo, so I don't think this will be much of a problem for me.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Oh its just some kid, I bet I can take hi- OH GOD LEGENDARY POKEMON!

*runs for dear life*