The protagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

[Fortesque]

YES! Im having sex with Batman!!

 

[kikon9]

Who exactly would be the main protagonist of Tetris? I vote for T-Block - he is by far the most versatile, though I doubt any of them would make a good sex partner.

Lineblock might be good.

 

[AsianTaco]

Zombie John Marston
That's not happening.

 

[NinjaTigerXIII]

Oh God, It's evil karma Cole MacGrath! Well I'm just going to paddle out into the middle of a lake and wait it out.

 

[obi2012]

Sweet! Go Samus!

 

[Couch Radish]

Nariko from Heavenly Swords.

Not bad. Not bad at all.

 

[Kroxile]

Maria Renard?

Could be worse... I mean, she does get pretty hot by the time SotN rolls around.

 

[Mallefunction]

Ezio Auditore :3 Oh YES please!

 

[SquirrelPants]

Oh, Duke, this is all very sudden, but...Oh wait no it's not. Outside of your own silly world in DN3D, you're kind of a creep. Ew.

 

[Dracowrath]

No, Cole McGrath, I don't swing that way. I didn't think you did either. Why do you have your Gigawatt Blades ou-OH GOD!

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

Gordon Freeman. I would never hear him coming

Spoiler

 

[y1fella]

Lilith from borderlnads.
Say something along the lines of "Hell yeah!".
But I gotta say Tattoos are a major turn off for me. I'm not complaining or anything though.

 

[theamazingbean]

http://images.wikia.com/castlevania/images/2/27/OoE_Shanoa.jpg

Put on the dog collar and kneel.

 

[Sanctus Hospes]

I'm going to go play Metroid before I post here...

But seriously, thank God I played Beyond Good & Evil after the Impossible Game...

 

[Cakes]

Link definitely has some feminine qualities, I think I'd be down.

 

[jordanwb]

Minecraft. so... would I be the protagonist? The previous game before that was Blur and there's really no protagonist in that game...

 

[Zeraki]

Spoiler

I guess I can work with that. As long as I don't get shot in the face that is.


Glad I haven't played God of War recently. -.-;

 

[lorkoer]

April Ryan, sure, why not?

 

[leirbag]

Sorry, Paxton Fettel, I'm just not into m--

BONE THEM.

BONE THEM ALL.