The protagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

llew

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so dante, im straight, you have a girlfriend/wife who is a blonde with a massive chest, and you choose me for what reason?... if she is involved then ok
 

DesiPrinceX09

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I played portal 2 so that means Chell is coming on to me all quiet like (since she can't speak). Well she does look good and shes female so I can't complain, although it'll be silent and I'll be wondering if I'm pleasing her or not but still cant complain.
 

Leole

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Jack, from Bioshock.

It's going to be electrifying, if you know what I mean.

He's going to splice me, if you know what I mean.

He's gonna swing his big wrench at me, if you know what I mean.

He's gonna fill me with ADAM, if you know what I mean.

I hope he uses BloodLust, 'cuz I like it rough.

Would you kindly? will have a complete different meaning, if you know what I mean.

Oh god, so many puns.
 

Brandon237

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Let us just pretend that Sarah Kerrigan is the protagonist of SC2... in which case still no, but it would be a lot less awkward having to say no than to say it to Raynor in a marine suit...
 

RatRace123

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My Fable 3 character. Thank god I was playing as the princess, and thank god she's actually pretty hot.