The protagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

ameemo

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cole with black lightning- inFamous
sorry dawg, i know i'm cute and all but i'm a guy, aint gonna happen. besides i thought you were mourning trish's death?
 

Android2137

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Link? Um... I'm flattered, but... This is the child chapters you of OoT, which makes it icky and criminal. Come back in at least 7 years.
 

s0p0g

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an... Ultramarine. with jumppacks. so icannot run.
i'm fucked. ewwwww

(i can haz demonettes plx? ^^ )
 

Cap'n Ninja

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The protagonists of the last three games I played are:
Batman (Batman: Arkham Asylum)- Yeah, I guess
Cole Phelps (L.A. Noire)- I'll pass
My finger (Fruit Ninja)- Uhhhhh...
 

Proverbial Jon

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Oh god... oh god, why didn't I just stop when I was playing Mass Effect 2!? I'd accept advances from my FemShep any day! (Hell, probably from male Shepard too!)

Alas, it was Metro 2033... Artyom might have the sexy Russian accent, but I just can't see it working between us...
 

Amarok

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Female Shepard. I feel I've come off quite well here :)
Though she is full renegade without having healed her facial scars... Still not a bad deal.