The REALLY Wild Wasteland. (The Fallout RP!)

FalloutJack

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When we last left Frank, he was unable to fully-comprehend a Scottish accent. This wouldn't be so bad if FalloutScott were incomprehensible to everyone, but the fact is that...mostly...everyone else could. Yeah, life was strange like that. Speaking of life, Frank WAS right about his arm. The damage had reached the machinery in that arm and it WAS slower as a result. The reason it wasn't a heavy load on his arm was down to the redundant hydraulics Scott had in his suit, it still functioned, it seems. Frank came leaping in at Scott, Scott switched his grip on the Uber-Sledge, and Frank was a line drive to second base!

FalloutScott: I've got a wee confession ta' make. I am not left-handed. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC6dgtBU6Gs] I'm not right-handed either, truth be told.

Dammit, he was ambidextrous, the cunning bastard! Wait, you can't improvise that. Have to be...born that way, yeah. Still, it was starting to look like we need a damn samurai in here for this guy. Sledging the ground, he caused alot of dirt and dust to fly up and provide a temporary smokescreen. From there, Frank would be able to hear the the buzzing of little car engines again - which was bad - and then everything cleared to reveal Scott holding a Rock-It Launcher. Those things weaponize wasteland junk to the point of decapitating mutants with teddy bears!

FalloutScott: Have a taste of this, ya wily sausage!

Sausage?


Exploding toy race cars numbered in the half-dozen, their detonation yields being rather nasty for how compact they were. Some seemed to be waiting for Frank to make a move, Programmed to intercept? Maybe... Anyway, Scott loaded an ashtray and fired it off!

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Ferdinand was talking about craziness, and Evan had to agree. You DON'T need drugs to be crazy. This man was indeed his own kind of crazy. But he was so crazy, that he just might work! ...or something. Anyway, he seemed to be well-inclined to handle the Enclave guy. And as one of his fellow Scribes shouted "My clipboard!" as Ferd's horse ate it, Evan had a plan. Not just a crazy plan, but a GOOD plan.

Evan: We won't need to fight an army. I don't think the bulk of the Enclave is even IN the Capital Wastelands. We're going to take advantage of the Enclave's Human Asset plan. And before you ask, they registered me as one, thinking I was just a Vault Dweller.

Asset 19, in fact. Forcing Asset 18 (Dudley) to get his ass moving, he asked Ferd to saddle up and head outside where he left his motorcycle. Evan appeared to be trying to get someone on the radio as they got moving.

Evan: Citadel to Frank, Citadel to Frank. Do you read me? Frank, are you out there fighting an Enclave bigshot, by chance?

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Captain Edwards had seen all the subtle signs of a man altered by machine before. The body language, for one, told such a story. Identifying himself as a former Paladin, the soldier became more at-ease, as did his squad. It sounded about right. In fact, it sounded about as bad as it could for a man. He'd been ghouled, and that wasn't good, but he was still a man and a man could fight.

"I heard rumours that the chapter here was accepting those afflicted with mutations and also of a re-emergence of the Enclave in its proximity. Based on what I've seen here, I'm guessing the museum's not normally like this. If you need assistance with your objective here I'm ready and willing."

Edwards: You're damn right on all counts. Believe it or not, one guy did all this, a hotshot from the Enclave that stole a transmitting dish for GNR. Asshole put it in the Lunar Lander, souped it up with weapons an' shit, and now it's flyin' it's ass all over the place. Giving us a hand wit' that will go a long way to putting you in a good light with Elder Lyons.

That seemed to settle it, then. Tallion was given about all the information they knew about the lander-bot, especially that the dish was inside and they didn't want it broken. Fortunately, the three that went after it were victorious and soon...they had the dish. Fighting their way back outside wasn't as much a problem as it would've been, considering Tallion had cleared out a load of those robots on the way in. There might be some left, but they wouldn't leave the place, probably. Very soon, a Vertibird with Brotherhood markings would land to get them, the dish, Tallion and Laura, and especially the injured man back to the Cidadel. They would arrive just as Evan and Ferd were leaving. Said vertibird was soon bound for the Washington Memorial to re-install it. Tallion would be escorted to Sara Lyons next.

Sara: I'm going to assume you were successful.

Edwards: We had help. BIG help. Tallion here's from a southern chapter. They put 'im out simply 'cause he got an attack of the ghoulies.

Sara: *Sigh* Those other chapters are getting more and more like the Enclave they hate...

Edwards: Yeah, and mah boy, Three Dog hears back west some old 'Clavers are actually heroes or some shit.

Sara: Strange days ahead of us, for sure. Alright Paladin. My name is Sara Lyons, Elder of this chapter in the Brotherhood of Steel. I think you need to be updated on the situation if you want to join my command. Get anything you need, info-wise, from the scribes and then rig for battle. I've got a giant robot AND a giant mutant on the loose, there's radioactive plant monsters roaming the wasteland, people have been imploding, the weather's bad, and get this... We have a clone war.

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It was Vorn's will. Because the traitors and dissenters had not been killed by the Walrex - because they killed it - Vorn simply did not rain in that area, and lo they were without water. Crawver, Abe, and their followers had, however, located rudimentary food supplement, such as it was. They would live, for now, but where were they? Well, the answer was...no longer in the Capital Wastelands. They were south, in Virginia. There was a distant sound, coming from a distant hill, even further south, if they wanted to try that. There was also a group of rad-vultures circling above a spot to the east, and a smell... They could go in any direction that they liked, really. They might find all kinds of misfortune, or misfortune find them instead!

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Having finished his work, Larry was at last ready to head out back into the wasteland. He paid his respects to the sheriff, and set out. Ah, but in which direction? Where was his planning to go? Well, about the time he was leaving, a guard up at the wal, watching things, was taking a drink from his canteen...when he noticed something shocking enough to nearly choke. He coughed, beat his chest, and attempted to shout out what he'd seen. Unfortunately, you know what it's like to choke on fluids. You can't talk for a moment because of the state of your throat. So, he rang the warning bell and banged his rifle against the wall to warn Larry before fixing his rifle to aim at it. At what? Well...Larry would hear the thump of heavyset footprints from his left, and...

"Yo. Human. Going my way?"

At full height, it would make him seem like a dwarf in comparison, but it naturally took that hunched posture that they do. The skin was dark and gray, not the usual tones that their kind they were seen in, but there have been cases. The horns, the eyes, the dense muscular body, the tail, and that toothy grimace all said it in one gulp: Deathclaw... The SIZE and the STYLING of the horns said further: Alpha... The weird part, though, was what IT said, TO HIM. A talking Deathclaw?

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And now, an interlude between Natsuki, Constance, and a bus full of Sylphys.

Natsuki was in the back of the bus, basically chilling with her arms behind her back during this time. She was making plans with this Sylphy lot, and she was smirking from the song. She almost cracked up at the transcribed tale that Constance was getting out of them. It was when questions came of a decision-making quality to her that she spoke up.

Natsuki: The Enclave's been monitering the Gary Stampedes for a while now. We were getting kinda' worried that they would breed or something. Seeing as how they've become natural enemies of the Sylphys here, I think we should help handle the situation. Getting these gals on our side could be damn useful for what's coming.

American Enclave Scout of America Sorrowfeld responded to her idol's comments with a thoughtful, though not too enthusiastic, nod. With the assistance of the Sylphys, the Enclave would have the ability to bolster their ranks with a clone army. All the setbacks that the Enclave had suffered over the years would be swept away. Constance would have been honored to be part of this watershed moment were it not totally contingent on the utterly unpredictable Sylphys.

That was a destination further down the road and dealing with the Gary Stampedes was a more immediate situation. Regardless of how thoughts of a contingent heavily armed Sylphy clones terrified Scout Sorrowfeld, she would follow Miss Lieutenant Natsuki Manriki to the four corners of the world.

"I'm with you Lieutenant Natsuki, ma'am" Constance said as she continued to focus on navigating the pothole filled road that lay before the American Enclave Scouts of America Short Bus transport.

"Sylphy! Sylphy! Sylphy!" Exclaimed the Sylphy directly behind Constance as she covered the driver's eyes. Were it not for the fact that Constance was already blind and detected the world in front of her via her ears, the vehicle and its occupants would have more than likely met a fiery ending at the bottom of a ravine.

"Are you kidding me?!" Scout Sorrorfeld exclaimed as she reacted according to her training and shot a backhanded strike at the Sylphy behind her.

*POING!!*

No one else might have noticed the strange sound that Constance's fist made when it came in contact with the Sylphy's face but the Blind Scout did hear the strange sound, not that it mattered since where once sat a single Sylphy, two now sat, sharing an identical stunned reaction at having been struck by Constance. Natsuki stood bolt upright from where she had been sitting, her eyes wide and her mouth open from surprise and wonder. Did they...did they just see how these clones were keeping their numbers in a vast, hostile world? Why they weren't dwindling? Them OR the Garys? Natsuki thought this over for a moment, then said...

Natsuki: Ask them if they're absolutely certain that the Garys have been staying dead when they kill them. 'Cause if both sides do this, we have a problem...

Namely, they could be at war forever as long as enough divisions happened. That was just creepy...

"That's just plain creepy..." Constance muttered from her position in the driver's seat, her utterance echoing Lieutenant Natsuki's thought.

"Sylphy Sylphy!" The two Sylphys sitting behind Scout Sorrowfeld said in stereo.

If the rolling of her eyes would have made the intended emotional impact that Constance had desired, she would have done so. Instead, her annoyance was displayed by her Cat Ears being tucked backwards briefly. The world, as it turned out, was even more bipolar than the American Enclave Scout of America had thought when she had just met the group known as Team Lucy. With the discovery of self replicating clones, the world appeared psychitzophrenic.

If both the Sylphys and the Garys were able to replicate in this manner, the consequences were dire. The two populations had the posibility of replicating exponentially and consuming all the food resources the Wasteland surrounding the former District of Columbia until there nothing was left.

Remembering her orders from Lieutenant Natsuki, Constance addressed the two Sylphys behind her.

"Sylphy Sylphy Sylphy Sylphy?" The Cat Eared Scout asked.

"Sylphy Sylphy Sylphy Sylphy?" The stereoscopic Sylphys responded.

"They said that they're sure that the Garys don't do ... um... that whole splitting thing." She translated, "But how are they even able to do that in the first place?"

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The Wild Wastelands: The Grisly Diner

Enclave Intelligence Offier #411 stretched out in one of the Diner's many empty and dilapidated booths. She'd been jockeying a desk for the last few years and relished any amount time she got to spend in the field, even if it meant meeting some of the Wastes' more unsavory inhabitants.

Code:
"Ma'am - Your guest is coming in from the North.  ETA: 5 minutes"
Came the voice of her Vertibird pilot through #411's radio.

Minutes passed before #411's contact entered through the Diner's front door, pausing to look at the Plamsa scorched Raider corpses that #411 had left piled up on one side of the room.

"We have an issue," Henry McGee stated as he sat down across from #411, "it seems that a little experiment of mine has gotten a little out of hand."

"We'll get to your issue, but what's the status of Lucy Black?"

"She's gone. She abandoned her group."

"And you didn't bother to follow her?" #411 asked with a voice dripping with annoyance.

"No. Like I said there was something more important."

"Like the fact that there are more of these 'Sylphys' than could have been created in the clone vats?"

"Yes."

"And just how did that happen?"

"I introduced a piece of Vault Technology that I discovered into the cloning machinery of Vault 108. It's an unstable molecule that duplicates itself when it is introduced a certain amount of kinetic energy. Vault Tech tried to use it to create ever replicating food stuffs. Unfortunately, as the residents of that Vault discovered, chewing caused the food to replicate itself. When I opened the vault, I found the entire population of the Vault dead of severe head trauma due to the replicating food stuffs or starvation." Undertaker McGee stated.

"Clearly you didn't think this through." #411 stated the obvious.

"I did - but I thought that it would behoove me to inform you of the issues that you will be facing."

"No. You didn't think it through at all." #411 repeated as she forwarded her intelligence to the Enclave Intelligence Offices.

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Oh, thank goodness. They only had to worry about one side of these things being capable of this. True, this meant that they still had to deal with that fact here with the Sylphys, but at least the lot of them would be manageable, overall... Natsuki scratched her head over the question, looking over the clones for a moment. Clearly, something in the cloning process itself did this, because it was far from natural. Natsuki did not know actually WHAT did it, but she could hazard an area of hypothesis.

Natsuki: Something unstable on their bodies, their very physical structure, I guess. This'd be more a question for mom, really.

Mom, as in Second Mom, Doctor-18, of the Enclave. Not as in the Diclonius from another world, Lucy. Still, given all the bumps on the road, Natsuki hoped that when they reached their destination that the bus wasn't overcrowded... The Super Duper Mart wasn't far, was it?

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Well, we dunno what exactly Danielle's up to, but it seemed as though she and Marlon had taken care of their business. Once again, they bugged Morgon Bloom's mercenary bodyguard to get going. Where to? The bridge. Only a short time had passed since the nuke had gone off, and the command crew of Rivet City were busy working with the machinery up there. The two of them came up just in time to see the ghoul in the stylish business suit and cane talking with the captain. Their escort held a hand back to Danielle and Marlon, indicating that he did not want his paycheck's conversation interrupted.

Captain: Well, you were right. The prints have come back and it was indeed a Chinese warship. It was populated with Glowing Ones and we could see three Vertibirds fleeing the scene before the explosion.

Bloom: It's not the sort of thing I like to be right about, but there we are. China survived the war, after all. Were they all ghouls?

Captain: It seemed that way on the tapes and enlargements. There was...something else.

Bloom: What did you find?

He showed Morgan one of their enlarged prints and he immediately let out "The hell is this?" when he saw it. Big walking squid thing...

Captain: We believe it to be roaming sea mutation. The water is irradiated as much as the land, as you know. Who knows what could be in that water?

Bloom: Find me proof, one way or the other, but do not cancel preparations. They made it here from China, so we can at least get along the coast.

So saying, the captain nodded and Bloom was free to talk to Marlon and Danielle.

Bloom: Welcome to the bridge of Rivet City, you two. I understand you have some rather important business to conduct with me on behalf of the Brotherhood of Steel.

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Wasn't it kind of weird that there were green mutants here on the east coast? Those were California badasses. Of course, that's was still nothing like those Sylphy weirdoes. After the battle was over, a number of the Sylphy clones ran off, though strangely...did it seem like there were more than there should of been when you consider the amount of bodies on the ground along with the mutants? Well, no time for that. A short time after Evan had left with his charges, Charlie Cannon was admitted inside the Citadel of the Brotherhood, where he could rest up a little. This...is when William, Johnny, and...SYLPH - Oh shit - soon came into view.

Soldier: Aw shit, it's another one! This one's with... Hey, that's William Knight! He's not dead!

The problem was, they hadn't seen that until a damn sniper had sighted them up to take a shot at Sylph. But since the shot had never been taken, they were safe...ish. The problem was that for all their apparent safety, they were greatly diminished. Lucy Black was gone, and there was no way of knowing when she would be back. Hopefully, it would be soon...
 

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The Wild Wastelands: The Citadel

Sylph's eyes wandered along the parapets of the imposing fortress that loomed in front of the traveling group and took note of the sniper that had his or her sniper's rifle pointed directly at her. Whether it was a tactical decision or a personal one, the Red Menace placed her hands on the shoulders of the babbling Sylphy and moved the Sylphy in front of her, using her as both a human shield and assurance that if the sniper did fire, the Doppel-Sylphy's voice would be the last thing Sylph heard.

The trip through the City's ruins had been a quiet one, if one were to discount the Doppel-Sylphy's near constant jabbering about whatever it was that Sylphys talked about while traveling. Sylph didn't understand one thing that her clone was talking about, for all Sylph knew, Sylphy was talking about how efficiently optimize a Pip-Boy's operating system's mapping subroutines or she could have been lecturing about the human condition and how it was responsible for the current state of the world or she could have been observing how the increase in Feral Ghoul population was directly related to the increase in "cranial copulation." Whatever it was, Sylph hoped that if that Sniper was going to fire, he or she would do it soon.

The shot never did come, however as the guards at the Citadel's main gate welcomed their prodigal brother in arms back into the fold.

"Aw shit, it's another one! This one's with... Hey, that's William Knight! He's not dead!" Exclaimed the soldier before returning his attention to Sylph and the Doppel-Sylphy and slapping handcuffs on the both of them, an action that caused Sylph to almost go ballistic if she didn't have Master Johnny Truant's safety to consider.

Apparently, after that little encounter between the Super Mutants and the Sylphy hordes the Brotherhood brass had become a bit curious about how it was that the Sylphys appeared to maintain their superior numbers despite their inferior combat skills.
 

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Danielle came to the bridge to see a worrisome image: A squid-faced humanoid.
Many members of the Capitol Brotherhood had spent some downtime reading through the Pentagon's secret government files.
Reports on exo-universal entities are unreliable, and inconsistent, but I have gathered what we know here.
Descriptions of the exo-universal entity's appearance varies from witness to witness with the only common feature being tentacles.
The first known intersection with known exo-universal entity was over the Tunguska river in Siberia in 1908. Supposedly Nikola Tesla defeated it by firing a deathray at it from the wrong end of the planet due to the fact that it does not obey the laws of time and space as we do. If not stopped, it would retroactively devour history.
It then appeared in New York in 1926, but was defeated by shoving a car full of electro-dynamic explosives into it.
It would then appear in 1957 in Oregon, 1977 in Urubamba valley Peru, and made an unscheduled appearance at Tesladyne HQ due to use of a quantum-decomputer. Tesladyne's "Action Scientists" dealt with it each time.
I hate talking to that robot, but he says that he's either killed it forever, or it will come back at some point in the future, and he won't be around to stop it.
Using hyperdimensional mathematics recovered from Charles Fort's lost research, we have determined that a much smaller intersection will happen some time around 2090 in New York, and another some time around 2282 off the east coast.
Measures are being taken to combat this menace. Hopefully everything will be ready by then.
-Francis Wormwood. US chief occult investigator.
"Well fuck me in the ass with a rusty chainsaw."
Morgan Bloom's monocle popped off at this sudden display of graphic profanity.
"I beg your pardon?"
"That thing may be seriously bad news for anyone who is fond of existing."
 

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"Aw shit, it's another one! This one's with... Hey, that's William Knight! He's not dead!"

"Back from the dead, sorry old boy!" Said William with a grin, throwing his arms open in a flourish as he finished his sentence. Then one of the Brotherhood soldier slapped handcuffs on Sylph and the ...um clone Sylph.

"Wait hang on, she's with me. Well, not the one in front that's a long story that I'm not entirely certain I've got right. But long story short, you don't need to handcuff her." William knew keeping a lid on Sylph's temper was important, as was avoiding any big problems, most of which would be caused by Sylph's temper. The Brotherhood Paladin didn't look impressed, if ever power armour could look distinctly unimpressed this Paladin had pulled it off. While that would come in handy at the next Brotherhood talent show (you haven't experienced Grognak the Barbarian properly until you've seen the all power armoured production put on by the Brotherhood, thursday at 8:30pm tickets are 5 caps in advance, 7 on the door) it wasn't helping them now.

"Look mate, we need to get in here and her being handcuffed helps nobody so we can stop with all that." William adopted his 'Terrifying Presence' stance and got right in the face of the Paladin, "Or do you like handcuffing little girls you creep? Do you want to know what I do to people like that?" William hadn't actually thought if there was a consistent thing he did to people like that, obviously he killed them but the manner of death could be anything at the time. Damn, William had better start working on a signature move.
 

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The Citadel:

Charlie splashed water onto his face, trying to calm his thoughts. The guard from the gate (who had introduced himself as Julian Graves) had escorted him to a bathroom within the Citadel to clean up. The crazy events at the gate, combined with the hard journey from Megaton had left the young man weary. Despite this he was nervously excited, he'd finally done it! He'd reached the Citadel with nothing more than a few scrapes and bruises and they hadn't turned him away!

Finishing up Charlie left the bathroom to find Graves conversing with two others. He recognized the blond woman who had saved him before, but the man she was with was unfamiliar. He was massively tall, fair skinned with a short black mohawk. His face was lined and harsh, with dark blue eyes staring intensely at Graves who was speaking very quickly. Noticing Charlie's arrival the man shifted his gaze, stepping away from Graves mid-sentence to approach him.

"Is this the one Paladin Armstrong?"

"Yes Sir."

"Very well. Come with me son, we have some questions for you."

Before Charlie had the chance to respond the female Paladin (apparently named Armstrong) grabbed his wrists and handcuffed them behind his back.

"Hey, what's going on?" Charlie cried, twisting to look at the woman with a shocked expression on his face.

"Move it kid, we'll explain when we get to the interrogation room."

"I-Interrogation!?! Why are we going there?"

"I said move it!" Armstrong growled, shoving Charlie forward.

"Alright, alright, I'm moving!" Charlie said, following the mohawked man. It seemed like this guy was one of the senior staff, the way he talked and moved gave the impression of a man who expected to be obeyed. He barked an order as they walked.

"You're coming too Graves!"

"Sir!" Graves replied, saluting and falling into step beside Charlie. When the youth looked at him he averted his gaze, looking uncomfortable.

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Appearance: 6 foot 6 inches tall and fair skinned, Buchanan sports a short black mohawk and his face is clean shaven. His dark blue eyes are set in a harsh and lined face. Never seen wearing anything but his power armour.

Age: 42

Equipment: T-51b Power Armour and a heavily modified Power Fist known as The Crocodile.

The result of attempting to combine a conventional Power Fist with an oversized Ripper chainsword, The Crocodile is a vice grip with a teethed belt set in one of the jaws. When clamped around an arm or neck the teeth are strong enough to cut through even the thickest of armour.

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The Citadel - Interrogation Room:

Knight Captain Buchanan rubbed his eyes and sighed. He was seated across the table from Charlie (who was still handcuffed).

"So let me get this straight. You were travelling through the ruins, alone, on your way here to try and join us. And the minute you arrive, that horde of crazed maniacs shows up and attacks the compound. Doesn't that seem a little bit too convenient to you? I find it hard to believe that a kid like you could make your way here without any help."

"But it's the truth, I swear Sir!" Charlie cried. I have no idea where those girls came from and I sure as heck didn't intend to lead them here! Please, can you contact the Thorns in Megaton? They can vouch for me, they're the ones who gave me most of my equipment!"

"Is that so?" Buchanan replied, looking unconvinced. "Very well, wait here for now. I will try and contact them, and I need to speak with Knight Graves as well."

He stood up and left the room, leaving Charlie to sit alone for the time being. As he closed the door he began speaking.

"Scribe, radio Megaton. See if this kid's story checks out. Armstrong, go in there and watch him. Graves, I need a word."

"Sir!"

Buchanan and Graves walked away from the rest of the staff scurrying about their work.

"Now Knight. What do you think of this? You were the one who stopped him at the gate right?"

"Yes Sir. Frankly I'm inclined to believe his tale, he seems like an innocent kid. Besides, he took down dozens of the little menaces, and they certainly didn't avoid attacking him. He would have a pipe shaped dent in his skull if Paladin Armstrong hadn't saved his hide."

"Hmm... I guess we'll have to see what the report from Megaton says. If they confirm his story, he'll probably be in the clear.

At that moment another Knight ran up to Buchanan, slightly out of breath.

"Knight Captain Sir! Two more of the attackers have appeared, although they appear non-hostile for the moment. What's more they're in the company of two men. I thought you'd wish to know Sir.

"Very good Knight. Return to your duties, you as well Graves."

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When Buchanan got to the gate there seemed to be something of an argument underway. Buchanan had grabbed and equipped his weapon on the way, he was an intimidating sight as he marched over to them.

"...do you like handcuffing little girls you creep? Do you want to know what I do to people like that?"

"Enough! Who are you and why are you in the company of these girls? Do you have any information on them or where they came from?"

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The sniper on-duty who spotted them spoke up.

"Hold on, Buchanan. You weren't in when this happened, but that's William Knight. He's working for us, had a mission for Elder Lyons. He's carrying vital information about the Enclave."

"I see. Very well then, my question about the girls stands though. I can escort you to Elder Lyons after."
 

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Countless eyebots were flying out of a home in Megaton and blasting classical music.
Sam: "FLY MY PRETTIES!"
John: "Technically they don't fly, they hover."
Sam: "Don't ruin this for me."
Moe: "So what did that amount to?"
Sam: [Robotics Expert] "They'll serve as a series of small comm hubs throughout the wastes. We'll have decent communications even if GNR or any other major hub is down, and their Enclave protocols will allow us to listen in on any 'Clave chatter should we need."
Moe: "Sounds useful."
Sam: "As an added touch, they'll alter any coordinates they're used to transmit for the Enclave. Artillery strikes and troop drops will prove problematic."
Jake: "We're already getting some use out of them. Just got a transmission from home. Chuck's made it and needs us to vouch for him."
Moe handed John 20 caps.
Moe: "Looks like your faith was well-placed. I'll win our next bet though."
Jake sent a message back.
Jake: "This is acting Thorns commander Paladin Jacob Gilford. Charles Cannon has my approval. Verification code 004625853476."
 

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The Wild Wastelands: The Citadel Gates

SYLPHY! SYLPHY! SYLPHY! SYLPHY! The Doppel-Sylphy sylphy'd while bouncing around in a circle around the group gathered at the gates, as she had been during the trek to the Brotherhood of Steel's homebase, as she had been ever since she had gotten into Master(?) Johnny Truant's stash. If it weren't for the simple fact that stabbing the annoying twat in the face would've likely caused more than a few hyper-sonic projectiles to impact into Sylph's face, she would have gladly done so. At the very least Sylph believed that she would have enjoyed watching the Doppel-Sylphy attempt to skip circles with both legs lopped off were it not for the fact that doing so would have also resulted in more than a few hyper-sonic projectiles shredding Sylph's face into a bloody mess.

Back to reality: William Knight was in the midst of intimidating the gate guards when another of William Knight's supposed brethren, a person that Sylph supposed was male given the power armor's lack of mammary gland (booby) modifications on its chest plate. While the man would have been imposing to most, Sylph took an interest in the man's heavily modified powerfist x ripper - Ripperfist(?). It looked as if it could slice through a thicket of armor.

"I see. Very well then, my question about the girls stands though. I can escort you to Elder Lyons after." The man said with his best authoritative voice. Given the lull in the conversation, Sylph thought it best that she speak up for herself lest Master(?) Johnny Truant, William Knight or - *annoyed sigh* The Sylphy Clone be harmed over a misunderstanding.

"We have no information about these - aberrations." The Red Menace said succinctly.

"Did - did she just speak?" One of the original gate guards who had bore witness to the Sylphy/Super Mutant brawl asked in a voice dripping with confusion.

"Yes. I did just speak. We have no information about these girls or their origins." Sylph responded, wishing that the jeweled choker that was on her neck wasn't damaged and that Sylphee was the one handling that conversation with the gate guards. That being said, Sylph pulled her Lucy Gifted Katana with its sheathe and presented it to the guard.

"I will remand myself to your custody." The Red Menace said as the guards took the sword and placed the handcuffs tightly around her wrists, "However, if any harm comes to Master(?) Johnny Truant or William Knight, we will be revisiting this moment and you will not enjoy the outcome despite how much I may."

Under his helmet, the guard chortled at the more that likely empty threat that the little girl presented him. He'd seen how well those little girls fought and he wasn't afraid of this one.

"What about that one?" The guard asked the new comer with the Powerfist x Ripper, gesturing at the still bouncy bouncy Doppel Sylphy.
 

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Were she in a better mood, Constance Sorrowfeld might have made a joke or quip about the American Enclave Scouts of America's transport finally arriving at the Super Duper Mart, located not too far from Megaton, one of the Wasteland's larger hives of Scum and Villainy. Were she in the correct mood, Constance might have said something to the effect of "Last stop, Super Duper Mart! Food! Medicine! Gadgetry! Homicidal Maniacs named Gary! E'vry one off the bus!"

Instead she turned and looked at each and every one of the Sylphys, even the two new ones that somehow appeared in the middle of the bus ride (She had told them to keep their hands to themselves or heaven help her she would pull the bus over). It was strange that Scout Sorrowfeld did not feel any nervousness that this was the last time that she would see some of these Sylphys alive. She had a feeling that there would be far more of these Sylphys leaving the Super Duper Mart than had arrived given the Garys' penchant for blunt force trauma. The only nervousness that Scout Sorrowfeld felt was in regards to her own life, especially now that Lieutenant Natsuki Manriki, ma'am, had been dropped off at a nearby bridge, a bridge whose height would allow the Most Precious Heroine of the Enclave to scout the Super Duper Mart and provide sniper support if needed.

"LET'S GO!" Constance yelled to the fidgety and flighty group of Sylphys seated behind her before moving to collect her own gear and weapons, waiting until all of the cloned, blue haired "soldiers" exited the transport before she followed suit.

*Click... click... click... click... click...*

That was strange. Standing at the door to the transport, the Cat-Eared Scout looked at the assembled group of Sylphys, all standing in a line with various weapons they had scavenged (Pipes, chains, sharp pieces of metal). That was not the strange part, however, the fact that they were snapping their fingers as they waited for the Garys to come out was the strange thing.

"Sylphy Sylphy Sylphy Sylphy" The Sylphy Army sang as they continued snapping. Listening closely over the stacatto of fingers snappy, Constance was barely able to hear what the Sylphys were singing...

"When you're a Sylphy, You're a Sylphy all the way. From your first cigarette, to your last dyin' day."

"What's next? I'm going to have to knife fight someone while our hands are tied together?" The Cat-Eared Sorrowfeld muttered while rolling her eyes. Seeing that all of the Sylphys were ready, the American Enclave Scout of America called out to whomever was in the Super Duper Mart.

"Alright you Garys! Come out!"
 

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The Citadel - Interrogation Room

The small, bleak room was deathly quiet, nothing from the outside could penetrate the soundproofed walls. Armstrong stood guard in front of the door while Charlie sat at the table, still handcuffed and feeling miserable. Eventually the quiet was broken when the young man sneezed violently.

"Keep it down!" Armstrong snapped. "I have a headache from one of those little shits giving my helmet a good rattling."

"Sorry," Charlie muttered, before immediately sneezing again afterwards. Letting out a heavy sigh, Armstrong walked over and offered him a... handkerchief?

"Don't worry, it's clean" she said when he didn't take it immediately. Hesitantly he took it, almost as if he feared it would bite him.

"Thanks," he said, blowing his nose. "Um... where exactly were you keeping this?" To the best of his knowledge, power armour didn't have pockets for such trivial items.

"Never ask a woman where she keeps her private belongings!" she snapped, pivoting and walking back to the door in a huff.

"Uh, s-sorry Ma'am!" Charlie replied, feeling more than a little bewildered. At that moment the intercom crackled to life.

"Paladin Armstrong, we just received word from Megaton. The boy's story checks out, no discrepancies."

"Very well, send a message to the Knight-Captain immediately." Armstrong replied, holding down the talk button on the wall. "Ask him how we should proceed."
 

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The Wild Wastelands: A Citadel Holding Cell

"SYLPHY!SYLPHY!SYLPHY!SYLPHY!SYLPHY!SYLPHY!SYLPHY!SYLPHY! The Doppel-Sylphy Sylphy'd while clanging a metal cup against the metal bars of the Holding Cell that the the Brotherhood of Steel had placed her in, one that was too close to Sylph's own holding cell or else all the noise the Cloned Crimson ... erm ... Clone was making might have been deemed tolerable by the Original Red Menace.

"Roger Maxson's Beard! Can't you get that twit to shut the hell up?!" The Guard asked loudly, wishing that the noise cancellation features in his helmet could cancel out all the noise that the Sylphy was making.

"Can you?" The Stormy Eyed Girl asked from the rock hard cot that she was laying on.

The answer was quite obviously a resounding "No" as the guard continued to hold his hands to his "ears." If it wasn't for all the noise, Sylph thought she heard the guard singing "LAH! LAH! LAH! LAH! LAH! LAH!" to himself. It would have been quite the humorous scene if Sylph had a sense of humor and it might have continued if the main door to the holding cells didn't open up to allow entrance to another one of the Silver Power Armored Brotherhood of Steel members.

"Hey. They want ... uh ... that one up in one of the labs." The newcomer said, pointing to the still Sylphying Sylphy.

"SYLPHY!SYLPHY!SYLPHY!SYLPHY!SYLPHY!SYLPHY!SYLPHY!SYLPHY!

"OH THANK GOD!" The Holding Cell guard said in relief, especially since he had been pondering eating a Plasma Bolt from his Plasma pistol if someone didn't make it stop. Grabbing the key from his belt, the Holding Cell Guard moved to open the door before he was stopped by the newcomer.

"Uh... you know you're taking her right?"

"GOD DAMMIT!" The Holding Cell guard cursed, wondering if he could somehow lure the Cloned Crimson C**T onto the roof before tossing her off, "Why can't YOU take her?"

"Because I've got another prisoner that to be held."

Intently listening to the conversation, Sylph had not realized that there was a man dressed in a lab coat standing in the doorway, his thick glasses and mostly bald head shining in the gloom.
 

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The Wild Wastelands: A Citadel Holding Cell (Part Deux)

Looking through the gloomy darkness, Sylph became aware that the man in the lab coat was staring intently at her, as if he was expecting her to do some sort of dog-like trick. Unwilling to perform for the man, the Red Menace laid back down on the holding cell's rock hard mattress and closed her eyes, ignoring that the man was still staring at her through his inch thick glasses.

*C-Cough* Sylph's fellow holding cell visitor coughed, before muttering something in a high nasal and annoying voice.

"What?" The Stormy Eyed Wanna-Be Scientist Skinner asked, not getting up nor opening her eyes.

"W-well I said you must be the original" The man repeated in the same nasally and annoying voice, the increased volume serving to make the man's vocal properties increase ten fold, "I mean clearly you're the original since you're neither duplicating yourself nor are you speaking that single annoying word, 'Sylphy!'"

The man had very little room to speak in the realm of annoyance.

"This clearly means that your body hasn't been bonded with the Dopp-article."

"The what?" Sylphy asked, this time sitting up and looking at the man through the iron bars.

"The Dopp-article, at least that's the name that I've submitted to the Big Book of Science." Sylph's fellow prisoner said proudly.

"Again, the what?" Sylph repeated, resisting the urge to pull on the man's lab coat lapel and repeatedly bang his skull against iron bars of the holding cell.

"Oh! Well I guess not many people have heard of the Dopp-article since it was only recently removed from its Home Vault... which I happen to be from I should mention." The Scientist stated, trying not to think of the many skeletal bodies that he was required to crawl over when exiting the Vault, "It's a polymorphic molecule that exists in a nearly constant high energy state with the added properties of duplicating whatever materials it happens to have bonded with when a energetic threshold is exceeded..."

[hr]

The Wild Wastelands: A Citadel Laboratory

"What?" Asked Apprentice Scribe Leto in response to the Senior Scribe's observations of the Sylphy cells under the microscope.

"Sylphy!Sylphy!Sylphy!Sylphy!Sylphy!Sylphy!" The Doppel-Sylphy Sylphy'd, explaining that the molecules that had been bound to her cells had the ability to replicate and take the form of the surrounding cells once a certain amount of energy was introduced into the system.

"Will you shut up?" Apprentice Scribe Leto hissed at the tied-down Sylphy before returning his attention to the Senior Scribe, who was explaining exactly what Sylphy had attempted to explain.

"But doesn't that break the Law of Conservation of Mass? The molecules can't endlessly replicate without introducing additional mass into the Universe can it?" Apprentice Scribe Leto asked, brushing aside his blonde hair.

[hr]

The Wild Wastelands: A Citadel Holding Cell

"The beauty of the Dopp-article is that it doesn't break any laws regarding the conservation of mass or energy." The Scientist, whose name was Professor Flink as Sylph found out sometime during the hour long lecture, continued, completely oblivious to the fact that Sylph was trying to block out the sound of his voice by wrapping the mattress completely around her head, "When it reaches that energetic threshold, it opens a molecular wormhole and pulls in an additional Dopp-article. It's really quite fascinating when you think about all the uses you could have for a Dopp-article. Vault Tech was waaaaaaaay off, however, when it tried to create an endless food source without the Anti-Dopp-article."

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The Wild Wastelands: A Citadel Laboratory

"A what?" Asked Apprentice Scribe Leto.

"SYLPHY!SYLPHY!SYLPHY!SYLPHY!SYLPHY!SYLPHY! The Crimson Clone Sylphy'd, explaining that it was a particle that would cancel out the duplication molecule, causing the replications to stop.

"Can't you say anything else besides 'SYLPHY!SYLPHY!SYLPHY!SYLPHY!'" Apprentice Scribe Leto asked angrily at the Doppel-Sylphy.

"Sylphy!"

"So Senior Scriber, sir, what's on the other side of these molecular wormholes?" Apprentice Scribe Leto asked, poking at a blood sample taken from the Test Sylphy and watching it double in size.

[hr]

Planet M'Na M'na:

A large figure stood in the darkened crystalline room, its facial tentacles writhing slowly as it looked into the bowl of clear water with its four sets of eyes. To any human that would have seen this creature, it would appear that it was on the verge of biting their face of but to the inhabitants of Planet M'Na M'Na, it was a look of extreme curiosity and worry. Placing what passed for hands on either side of the bowl, the creature drew itself closer to the bluish water, inspecting its murky depths before letting out a roar.

"Manamana! Gra thak itck f'rooth ith sak!!"[footnote]"Moooooom it happened again!"[/footnote] The creature called out in its language.

"Morth thak sak, kansth?"[footnote]"What happened again, honey?"[/footnote] Came a response from down the crystal hallway

"Kansth tihs horst kruv cant osusb sak, manamana!"[footnote]"My dooky disappeared from the toilet again, mom!"[/footnote]

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The Wild Wastelands: A Citadel Holding Cell

"Ahem! As I was saying, Vault Tech didn't really consider all the other uses that the Dopp-article could be used for. For instance, if I were to extract some Dopp-articles from one of those Crimson Clones of yours, I could fix that gem around your neck, an impossible feat were it not for the Dopp-articles." Professor Flink said, displaying a beaverish smile when he saw Sylph suddenly sit up.

"Show me?" Sylph said flatly, staring at the Professor and thinking of how many ways she could kill him if he was lying to her.

"Well. We're sort of stuck in here, aren't we?"

"Not for long." Sylph countered as she pulled a hairpin from her hair and started working on the Holding Cell Door's lock.
 

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The Citadel Gates:

Buchanan raised an eyebrow as one of the strange girls started speaking something other than 'Sylphy'. Thankfully she relinquished her weapons and allowed herself to be handcuffed without any incident.

"What about that one?" one of the guards asked, gesturing at the girl busy knocking on Buchanan's armoured leg with a rock.

"Lock it up with the other one for now. I'm sure the scientists will want to study them," Buchanan replied, gently pushing the girl away with his weapon - which the girl promptly clung to.

"SYLPHY!SYLPHY!SYLPHY!SYLPHY!SYLPHY!"

Suppressing a flash of annoyance, Buchanan shook the girl off and dumped her into the arms of the bemused guard. As the little devil was handcuffed, Buchanan addressed William again.

"No complaints or you can deliver your message to Elder Lyons from the same cell. Let's go."

As the Knight Captain turned towards the building, a messenger ran up.

"Knight Captain Sir, we made contact with Megaton. The kid's story checked out, Armstrong asked for instruction on what to do with him."

"Good to hear. I give my clearance for him to be released, tell Armstrong to see him fed and assigned a temporary bed. Keep a guard on him though, I'll check in with them later."

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The Citadel - Interrogation Room

"Do I seriously have to look after this brat?" Armstrong asked the intercom, sighing heavily. "Fine... open the door."

The door opening behind her, Armstrong indicated for Charlie to rise and she unlocked his handcuffs.

"So you were telling the truth after all huh? Shame, I would have loved to execute you personally. Follow me, you can use a bed in the barracks for the time being."

Charlie meekly followed the woman, not entirely sure if she was joking. After eating a surprisingly tasty meal from the mess hall, Armstrong showed him to the barracks. Too tired to even think after the events of the last few days, he immediately collapsed onto the bed and passed out asleep.
 

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Lucy's perspective: A few more steps...

Lucy had been walking for what seemed like hours, repeatedly fighting the urge to run back to the comfort of Sylph, William and Johnny. Her particular group, forced together under extreme circumstances, was the product of her fear and inability to act once she was finally inside the Enclave Vault.

"I failed.", Lucy concluded, giving in to her self-loathing, by muttering bitterly to herself.

Trudging up a particularly large pile of collapsed rubble from a nearby building, she took this moment to look out for any particular landmarks or threats. Scanning the horizon had revealed the familiar outline of the Citadel in the distance.

With a heavy heart, Lucy turned her back and started walking in the opposite direction.

"I can't go back.", fighting the urge to run to comfort once more.

After a few minutes of listening to the rhythmic crunching of the dirt beneath her boots, a new sound had come to her attention. Lucy's head shot up, her eye scanning the distance to locate the source while she instinctively readied her rifle.

"Caravan. Armed escort. Expensive." Narrating her thoughts under her breath, she continued to watch the display through her scope. To the best of her knowledge, only the most expensive caravan's travel with such heavy protection.

Lucy took cover behind a nearby rock. The last thing she needed was to be confused with a raider, it was best to let the caravan pass. She wondered what kind of cargo would warrant an escort of 10 exposed bodyguards. Luckily, it wasn't long before the occasional barking of orders and jovial laughter had died down and grown distant. The caravan must have left, so Lucy stood up to dust herself off.

An authoritative, yet jovial voice had alerted her to a nearby presence.

"You there! Sandworm!"

Lucy hadn't anticipated any passengers getting dropped off. The newcomer was merrily waving at her, clearly happy to see someone new. Lucy approached the newcomer with her weapon drawn.

"What did you call me?" A slight growl layered her reply.

"A sandworm. You emerged from the dirt, did you not?" Unfazed and still-friendly, the smiling stranger pointed at her dusty armor.

"No. I was just - ... sitting behind that rock, waiting for the caravan to pass."

"You don't seem to be wearing the face-concealing steel helmets of absolute shame! Then why are you ashamed!? Look at your breasts!", the crazy lady seemed shocked and cupped her own breasts with enthusiasm.

"Why - ..." Lucy could barely get a word out before she was interrupted.

"Your breasts contain milk. Nutrients for babies. Dairy for future generations! Delicious milky meals for the warriors of tomorrow! These are the natural-born gifts from the Creamy-One's! We are the brahmin that speak!"

The newcomer spread her arms theatrically...

[HEADING=2]"HOW DARE YOU FEEL A SHRED OF SHAME WHILE YOUR NIPPLES STILL REMAIN PERKY!"[/HEADING]

...and concluded by pointing an accusing finger at her face. Her stare did not waver, she was waiting for a reply.

"Look, I - I'm just going to leave now... - "

"HMPH! Do you partake in the feasting of dairy?"

What the hell did she walk into? Lucy intended to abruptly walk away, but getting a better look at the woman had made her reconsider that notion. Perhaps it had something to do with the elegant silver-dyed leather armor reinforced with steel plating OR it was the massive bumper sword sitting effortlessly on her back. Either way, she answered with the first thing she could think of: BlamCo's Mac & Cheese.

"BlamCo's Mac & Cheese? It's my favorite." Lucy shrugged, hoping not to anger the newcomer. Why was this woman so imposing?

"Ahh! A fellow sister!" The newcomer started to pull a checkered-cloth from her bag, proceeding to fuss over making a picnic and pulling out a box-like device and two sachets. "Please, take a seat. You can apologise for ever feeling ashamed by sharing a meal with me. My name is Kristin...and I shall be preparing the celebratory cream that will grow sticky and bind our souls."

Craziness aside (And she had seen plenty.), Lucy was indeed hungry and the thought of a warm meal had compelled her to stay. Kristin seemed overly enthusiastic about dairy products, but her cheerful sincerity was both unnerving and infectious.

Settling down opposite Kristin, "Lucy Black, thanks for the meal. I'm starv - Already!? How?"

The chime of an egg-timer, the sprinkling of a few choice spices and her steaming mac & cheese was presented on a plate in a matter of seconds.

"Instant BlamCo: Just Add Love and Water." Kristin puffed out her chest in pride, "My latest creation! Although..." Kristin dropped a yellow cube into a bowl, added water from a flask and shoved the tiny bowl into her mini-microwave. "...this might be our last meal until I can reach a settlement for trading."

Lucy was hungrier than she had thought and she was practically shoving spoonfuls into her mouth. "Myouur creeayshun?" Swallowing, "Last meal? Who are you exactly?"

Kristin clapped happily at Lucy's piggish display and cheerfully tucked into her own meal. "My Limited Edition BlamCo Mini-Microwave runs on energy cells. I have none left. I already told you who I am, it's Kristin...are you losing your memory? I could have sworn that the current version, version 14, of this recipe avoided that particular hiccup..."

Kristin proceeded to ramble on about ingredients while reading the warning labels on various spice bottles, occasionally stopping to take a bite of her own meal. Lucy on the other hand had finished and dug into her backpack for a handful of energy cells for the plasma pistol that she had left with William. "Will these do?"

"- ...Cotton candy. Cheese candy. I might have a new idea." Kristin thoughts came to a halt when she noticed Lucy's outstretched hand. "An offering for the cause?! May the Milky One's shower you with grated cheese whilst you sleep, dear sister. Now I believe that you are worthy enough to help me on my quest!"

"Huh?"

What had Lucy gotten herself into?

[hr]

Talon Company: Target in sight.

"Sir! One eyepatched female carrying a gauss rifle in sight. Permission to fire?"

The Talon Company had sent a group of six mercenaries to take care of this 'Lucy Black' bounty. With a 10k cap down payment and two dead guards. The Talon Company's Elite Six were eager to complete this assignment.

"Not quite." Replied the commander from behind his binoculars. "Where's the rest of her group? I see only one more in the immediate area. Regardless, we'll be taking our time with this one. Engage on my order and keep her suppressed. For our fallen comrades, I will be taking her life personally!"

[hr]

Back to Lucy: BlamCo!?

"So let me get this straight." Lucy uttered in disbelief. "Apparently, you're THE Kristin Blamco. You believe in 'Dairy Gods'. You live your life according to the teachings of 'Blamcoism'. You travelled from the West Coast and you want ME to be your guide to every major settlement?"

NAME: Kristin Blamco (Blamco being the family name. BlamCo would refer to the actual products/business)

AGE: 25

GENDER: Female

RACE: Human (Caucasian)

[hr]

APPEARANCE: Kristin has unnaturally long, wavy, silver hair which is parted down the middle and worn loose over her shoulders.

Blessed with the traditional kind green eyes, a habit of perpetual smiling and a healthy complexion lends credence to a disposition of unmatched sincerity.

(Some might question her silver hair.)
(- Some have never taste-tested one of the many experimental Blamco products that never reached stores.)

Standing just above average height, Kristin carries herself with immense pride and bold enthusiasm.

[hr]

HISTORY:

"Feel not sympathy for the lactose intolerant. They live in a godless world without cheese." - M.F. Blamco III

Born and raised in New Vegas, Kristin did her part to keep the family business alive and well. Working as a cook by day and determined to revive the Blamco name, Kristin tested her experimental dairy creations by feeding them to the impoverished community with varying degrees of success. Successful new recipes often inspired a sharp increase in business, meanwhile the failed experiments very rarely left any survivors. To her delusional mind, her experimental meals must have been so overwhelmingly good to have resulted in death.

The New Vegas BlamCo branch developed a curious balance of notoriety among the impoverished and heaped appraisal from the mid-to-upper class citizens who received only the highest quality products.

Blamco family tradition stipulates a strong ethical and spiritual code:

1) Praise the Gods of Dairy, for they will provide you with strength.
2) Respect the cheesy properties that hold this world together.
3) Spread the gospel of Blamcoism to the ignorant; they do not know the warmth of milky bosoms just yet.
4) The abominations of this world are clearly not tolerant of the milky sugar. Show them mercy through death.

When there is not any food to be made or people to enlighten. The Blamco's took to month-long mutant-hunting excursions. Primarily to pay their respects to the milky world by the way of purifying the perceived impure, the Blamco family regarded themselves as holy warriors, normal folk regarded them as highly-efficient and overly-preachy "pest control".

Upon Kristin's 25th birthday, tragedy struck as her father was killed in the rare celebratory Super Mutant Behemoth hunt. The New Vegas Blamco branch fell apart due to Kristin's vast inexperience with the managerial aspects of the business.

Death was but an irritation for the proud Blamco family! Condemning New Vegas as unfit to further be blessed by her milky products, she took her inheritance and travelled to the East Coast in hopes of reviving the Blamco Empire elsewhere.

Kristin Blamco, heiress to the illustrious Blamco family fortune, of "BlamCo's Mac & Cheese" fame has arrived in the East Coast of the United States. The Capital Wasteland or so it is called.

BlamCoism is upon you.

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PERSONALITY:

Whether it was the influence of her family or the myriad of experimental "food" that Kristin has eaten/tested in her lifetime, there is no doubt that her delusions of Dairy Gods are very much real to her.

Provided that Kristin has fulfilled her daily dairy diet, she is eccentric at best...and delusional at worst.

Kristin is a proud and enthusiastic woman, known to delve into the preaching of dairy products while she cooks. With a passion to entertain and an honest joy for cooking, she will often offer a complimentary meal cobbled together with the nearest ingredients to new company in hopes of spreading the teachings of Blamcoism and creating goodwill for her family's name.

Kristin is also no stranger to combat, having earned her first brutal Super Mutant kill in melee combat at the tender age of 17. With joyous and passionate declarations of pure nonsense/divine fury from an alleged "holy warrior", Kristin laughed at the notion of "fear" and upheld utter recklessness as a badge of honour.

Keeping with tradition, Kristin makes herself available as a hunter of mutants and abominations to get by financially.

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WEAPONS:
- Modified and reinforced Bumper Sword.


The Bumper Sword claimed from her first Super Mutant kill, the weapon's "blade" has been layered, sharpened and a proper grip was integrated into the sword. Whether it bludgeons or slices, the results are never pretty. It's also covered in Limited Edition Blamco stickers, cat stickers and smiley face stickers. Holstered across her back outside of combat.

- Cleaver

Every cook has a favoured utensil. Holstered in a thigh-pouch.

EQUIPMENT:

- (Dyed Silver to match her hair.) Basic leather armour with plate armour reinforcements; steel vambraces, pauldrons and greaves. Boots included.

- Courier bag worn over one shoulder containing:

1) Limited Edition BlamCo Mini-Microwave! (Energy Cells not included)
2) A range of spices, ingredients and "Emergency ingredients" (Chems).
3) Limited Edition BlamCo Utensils
4) The one-and-only Grand BlamCo recipe book.
5) Flasks of purified water.
6) 250 caps.

PERKS: Super Slam! [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Super_Slam], Presence [ http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Presence], Ferocious Loyalty [ http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Ferocious_Loyalty].
TRAITS: Heavy Handed [ http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Heavy_Handed], Kamikaze [ http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Kamikaze].
TAG SKILLS: Melee Weapons, Survival, Speech.

Notes: Despite the ridiculous nature of Kristin's speeches during combat, certain individuals might find themselves oddly inspired and gain a boost to morale.

Kristin's Dairy God delusions will worsen if she is deprived of a BlamCo meal for too long. She won't necessarily become hostile, but you might find her preparing meals from rust-shavings and dirty spiced water with absolute glee. On the flipside, a fulfilled Kristin will provide you with heavenly meals.

Highly skilled with her heavy Bumper Sword, she can carry the weapon with ease and deliver extremely punishing attacks. This is offset by her lack of formal training, which limits her defensive capabilities.

Kristin possesses very limited to no knowledge regarding computers, conventional firearms, energy weapons, explosives, sneaking and medicine.

TRANSPORTATION: In good physical condition, Kristin tends to travel by foot.

Kristin had finished packing up and decided to confide in Lucy during their walk through the streets of some nearby ruins.

"Yes, yes, yes and yes! Your love of the family's cheese is admirable. A single meal of mine and you were a few steps away from giving me all your worldly possessions - ..."

"I wouldn't go that far."

"Hush! Have you not questioned your flawless complexion and..." Kristin quickly ruffled her hair. "...smooth hair? BlamCo, my dear! It is all thanks to the products we so lovingly produce to please the God's that gave them to us in the first place!"

"I think that's more up to genetics than anything else."

"Hush! Tell me more about your daily dairy dung droppings. Have they not been effortless and explosive like a mound of cheese overheating in a microwave?"

Lucy turned to face Kristin in disgust and before she could reply, a loud gunshot accompanied the sight of a nearby wall sending out a cloud of dust and debris.

"LUCY BLACK! THE TALON COMPANY IS HERE TO COLLECT THE BOUNTY ON YOUR HEAD! YOUR LIFE IS NOW FORFEIT!"

Lucy immediately pushed Kristin down a nearby alleyway, just how many of them were there? A hail of gunfire from various sources pelted her previous position in reply.

Lucy growled and braced herself, "Invert controls..."

"Friends of yours?", Kristin asked cheerfully while she reached for the handle of her sword, "Or..." The tip of the large bumper sword crashed into the ground, causing cracks to form where it landed, after being effortlessly lifted with one hand. "...are they lactose intolerant?"

"The Beast!"

Lucy had her own weapon drawn, but the smile on Kristin's face had grown wider and her voice had lost none of its charm. It was downright creepy. "Just cover this entrance and don't take any risks! No doubt they're trying to pin us down and flank us."

Who the hell would put a bounty on her head!?

Kristin crouched behind a nearby dumpster, impatiently tapping the bumper sword against the ground for anyone unlucky enough to walk down the alleyway. Meanwhile, Lucy had her gauss rifle pointed at the opposite entrance of the alleyway. She might only get one shot at this...might as well give it her all.

Lucy's rifle seemed to agree by venting a burst of steam while it rumbled in Beast Mode.
 

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A vertibird

Talion sat silently in the hole he had been placed in. Hole wasn't right though, the word was troop compartment. He sat silently in the troop compartment of a vertibird the brotherhood could apparently afford to use for troop transit. He couldn't help but stare.

A Vertibird... It had been... What year was it again? The last time he had even touched one of the damn things was a week before the war. That was... it felt like an august in 2077. That was between around 100 and 300 years ago. The inside wasn't quite what he remembered but he assumed that was the result of scavenged components. They weren't built to last, none of this country was. China on the other hand probably survived comfortably, almost everything from there was built to survive. Rifles, ammunition, alcohol, electronics, the plague... In another time even the thought that we'd lose to them was blasphemy, then again perhaps we won no matter how pyrrhic a victory it was.

He looked at the men around him, some were probably women though. He could tell through the filtering that atleast one of them was. It was odd working with a military again. He kept expecting one of them to shoot him. It was for the best that he hadn't mentioned The Master, The Unity, Gammorin... what he had almost done to the old brotherhood for him back in the day. It was for the best he hadn't told them yet. Perhaps some day when he felt it was time to be judged for his crimes.

He decided to shut off his eyes and relax. This was a rare day.

[hr]

The Citadel

The name of the local Elder was Sarah Lyons. The information that she had relayed to him before returning to her duties was that there was a Giant Mutant wandering the wastes, a Giant Robot wandering the wastes, mutated plants spreading, some kind of anomaly in the space time continuum killing people, bizarre weather, and hordes of clones fighting.

What the hell had he walked into. Clearly the reason they were so eager to trust a complete stranger was their situation. He had offered help though, and they had accepted. With little in the way of direction in where to proceed with their problems, he asked their scribes for details on their situation out here.

First he got a history lesson. A Vault Dweller that they were reluctant to name beyond "The Lone Wanderer," became a messianic figure out here by activating some kind of water purification device using some variant of a GECK. The water wasn't news to him, stories always travelled, it was just odd to hear this one being true. He then apparently fought beside the Brotherhood and dealt a second lethal blow to the Enclave. After they were unclear as to how long, he wandered off to parts unknown disappearing from their world.

Eventually the enclave returned and hell broke loose. Bizarre stories that at times he could barely comprehend were told. After awhile he took a break from that and started asking about the things he had been tasked to deal with, atleast that's what he assumed she had meant for him.

After... time felt weird out here and his pipboy wasn't tracking right, he wasn't even going to guess this time. He decided that it would likely be in his best interest to deal with the mutants first. He placed "behemoth" as he had been told they were called, on his pipboy as his first objective. The second objective he had determined were the plants. The third was the weather, the cult he saw in underworld made him suspect they knew something. The robot and the clones he placed as secondary priorities. If he saw the robot he'd deal with it. As for the clones, The "Gary" situation was minor according to those he had talked to and data in regards to the "Sylphy" situation was limited beyond the subjects in the labs, and they were under guard... a guard that decided they didn't want him in there. The Anomaly was given first priority but he had no data in regards to its origin, so he relegated investigation into that to when he was done with the rest or information brought itself forward.

After restocking himself in the armoury he decided to nick some supplies. Fresh drugs, two mini-nukes, a fuel canister, motion sensors, twenty microfusion cells, and a belt of pulse grenade. From what he had seen they wouldn't miss any of it.

He then mounted Laura and headed out. Only stopping at the gate to tell them where he was headed, the last known location of the "Duper-Behemoth."
 

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"No complaints or you can deliver your message to Elder Lyons from the same cell. Let's go."

"Very well, lead on." Said William 'No need to be a dick about it though. He thought as Buchanan led him into the Citadel. At long last he would be able to deliver this information to the Brotherhood and hopefully transmit it to Morgan Bloom too. It had been just scant days since he had last been in the Citadel but it felt like months or even a year. So much had happened and William sensed this wouldn't be the end of the matter. This information was just the beginning of a counter attack against the Enclave.

Halls of echoing steel and corridors filled with clanking Paladins stretched deep underground as Buchanan led William closer to Elder Lyons. The Pip-Boy felt heavier on his arm as William became ever more conscious that he would soon part with the rugged vault dwellers gadget. Despite it's various uses it wasn't really his sort of thing, it was heavy and distracting and worst of all whenever he tried to fold his arms and look cross while wearing it the damn thing always got in the way and ruined the moment.

Now then, they appeared to be getting into the main command centre, it was just as impressive as the last time William had been here. There was a feel of the pre war in this place. It had been safe from the bombs and war so was relatively intact. This place gave off an aura of being eternal. This place would never fall , it was unthinkable. It was unthinkable that something like Raven Rock wouldn't still be standing. But that went in an instant. Perhaps it would be best not to think of any place as impervious to destruction.

William had been part of a team that had decided to try and make it into the ruins of Raven Rock. Stories were abound after the Enclave lost the Purifier of a super fortress that was ripe for the taking. That wasn't quite the case, it had required a LOT of explosives and some drilling equipment to even get past the rocks and into a gaping hole in the fortress. The expedition slowed down as radiation suits were required to get very far in and progress was slow. A twisting maze of metal and rock was hard to navigate and more than one member of their team disappeared down a passage and was never seen again. Despite all their efforts if came to naught. There was nothing worth taking and most of the place was damaged beyond repair of retrieval. No personal items could be recovered as the bodies were either charred skeletons or trapped in husks of power armour that were worth nothing. After two weeks of searching for something of value the morale amongst the scavengers plummeted and after six deaths the whole thing was called off. The supplies were sold off but everyone involved made a loss on that expedition.

Enough of the flashbacks. Here was Elder Lyons, time to deliver the information.
 

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The Wild Wastelands: A Citadel Holding Cell

If glares could unlock locked locks, Sylph would have been able to unlock not just and Professor Frink's cell doors but all of the locks located within 50 miles of the Citadel. How it was that Sylph was unable to unlock the door was well beyond her comprehension. She'd witnessed Sylphee picking all sorts of locks without putting any real effort into the action but the lock that sat smugly in front of Sylph, gloating, was stubborn and refused to be picked.

"Oivay. Don't worry little girl. Not everyone can pick a lock." Professor Frink said from the darkness of his cell located on the other side of the corridor from Sylph's. The positioning of his cell was quite fortunate for Professor Frink since we was out of Sylph's strangling distance.

It was quite a silly thing, flush toilets. They were complete luxury items - or death traps depending on how they were configured. If they were configured to flush with purified water, it was a waste of resources, like urinating into a --- um --- glass of purified water. However, if they were configured to flush using water pulled from the Wastelands, chances were that the toilet's user was more than likely going to get a scorching case of the ass cancers sooner or later. Whichever the case, it really didn't matter when Sylph called out to the Prison Guard.

"Hey! Hey! My Toilet's clogged! There's water spilling all over my floor." Sylph yelled as flushed her entire toilet paper roll down the toilet before she stepped up onto her cot, located next to the cell door.

"DAMMIT, BY THE CODEX AND ALL THAT IS HOLY! CAN'T I GET A MINUTE'S REST AROUND HERE?!" The Prison Guard yelled from down the corridor, the sound of power armored boots sliding off a wooden desk and slamming onto the metal floor echoed down the corridor.

"JEEZ, PRISON AND POOP PATROL?!" The Guard complained loudly as he searched for the plunger before walking towards the occupied cells.

"Alright. What the hell did you do to... I hope you didn't just take a dump in this thing!" The Guard exclaimed as he reached Sylph's cell door and saw the river of water pouring down onto the Holding Cell's door, "Oh maaaaan, seriously?!"

Opening the cell door, the Prison Guard hurried towards the fountain of waterlogged toilet paper and --- other stuff --- and started trying his best to fix the situation, repairs were never his strong suit. He probably would have managed to fix it too if Sylph didn't jump off her cot and land on the Guard's back, bouncing his head off of the back of the toilet before landing squarely into the bowl.

Grabbing the keys, Sylph went to unlock Professor Frink's door.

"Okay. You said you can fix this?" Sylph said, pointing at the damaged jeweled choker around her neck.
 

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Fallout Jack's perspective
Location: Stinger chopper, unknowingly approaching Lucy Black's position


It takes a while to get back to base from all the way out in the open sea, fighting the Chinese and god knows what that other thing was. Cornelius Jack of the Fallout Sector had sent Bob and John ahead to get to...well...whatever it is they had to do. And Jack himself? Just cruising up there. It's not like he was worried about incurring the wrath of somebody up here. Well-past the Citadel area anyway and just chilling out, listening to some music.


You could tell he was enjoying himself, because his Stinger chopper - that thing with the robotic tail and all the weaponry - was going side-to-side as it moved along now.

[hr]
Lucy Black's perspective: Dealing with the Talon Company ambush

The gunfire was deafening, but the enemy's focus was clear. The Talon Company was trying to cut off Lucy's escape and keep her trapped in this alleyway. Why not just attack her outright? Well she was about to find out because one of the mercenaries appeared on the rooftop above!

Leaping down with spiked-knuckles and a malicious war cry, the mercenary hit the ground and charged at Lucy with tremendous speed, effectively nullifying the use of her gauss rifle. Bracing for the inevitable attack, Lucy swung her rifle as a makeshift club in panicked self-defence. The mercenary expertly dodged and the events slowed down to a crawl in that moment. Was she about to die?

Not quite.

For in that moment, the mercenary was quite literally swept off his feet and sent hurtling into the nearby wall. The cause? The blunt end of a massive bumper sword was swung with such tremendous force that it caused his leg to break with a sickeningly loud crunch.

A bold statement soon followed and it was directed at Lucy.

"FINISH THIS CHEESELESS HEATHEN, IN THE NAME OF BLAMCO!"

Kristin triumphantly planted her boot on the mercenary's broken leg like a pedestal and pinned him in place by absentmindedly shoving the blade through his remaining leg. Looking rather pleased with herself, Kristin had also used cheese as war paint. She looked ridiculous.

"Thanks...Disengage!"

Once her rifle was back in its default state, Lucy planted the Gauss Rifle point blank and pulled the trigger on the mercenaries head. That brief encounter had put her on edge, but she was silently punishing herself for not being more aware of her surroundings.

Looking up to check the rooftops for any more surprises had revealed a strange sight. A flying vehicle, one which she had never seen before, was flying overhead. The strange swaying movements were hard to miss.

She hoped that it was just passing, because she could hear a shout from the remaining Talon Company.


"ADVANCE ON HER POSITION!"

[hr]

Fallout Jack: Death from above

During his flight, Jack couldn't help but notice the ground among some ruins. That is, the ground and some of nature's irritants, Talon Company. Well, this shouldn't take more than a minute. The tail of the advanced chopper swung down and pointed a rather nasty-looking vulcan at the bulk of the guys, and then Jack pressed fire-

*CLINK!*

"Oh right. Jammed. I need to get that fixed."

Let's see here...Missiles? Spent. Bombs? Spent. Goddammit, Vorn! Aha! The front-mounted machine guns! They still had juice! Jack went around for a pass and began to fire on the Talons with heavy ammo!

[hr]

Lucy Black: Death from below

The aircraft seemed intent on staying, even worse, it was circling around. For a moment, the aircraft paused and the front-mounted machine guns rained hell down upon the entire area.

This was bad. This was so very very bad!

"Kristin! Get down!"

Lucy screamed at her BlamCo-bound acquaintance, launching herself at Kristin to tackle her to the ground.

The heavy fire from the unknown aircraft was doing a number on nearby walls. The panicked shouting of the Talon Company had ended abruptly after a few moments of deafening gunfire.

Kristin suddenly gripped Lucy by jaw, lifting her head and smooshing her cheeks in the process.

"A proud Blamco warrior never hides from their opponent! SHOW ME YOUR FIGHTING SPIRIT!"

Strangely uplifted by that mini-speech, Lucy nodded, reloaded and steadied her rifle to take a shot at the cockpit. Kristin reverted back to her schoolgirl-like behaviour and clapped in glee at seeing a determined Lucy.

Lucy muttered to herself before pulling the trigger.

"I have brought down bigger monsters than you."

[hr]

Fallout Jack: Technical difficulties

Well, that was fun. The Talons were either dead or running now, which made Jack chuckle to himself. However, that was when the impact came...followed by the alarms.

"Oh crap." Jack's face looked something like this: ----> O_O

A well-aimed shot had punctured the chopper from below and screwed up the cockpit system, forcing Jack to land nearby-ish. He DID land, as opposed to crashing and exploding. It was the least he could do, given the circumstances. The thing that surprised him was - on the way down - that he was surprised to find that it was Lucy Black who fired the shot. The propellers came to a halt, the cockpit opened, and out comes Jack.

"Young lady, you've got some 'splaining to do."

So far, he was just holding his ground near the Stinger, but that could change at the drop of a hat.

[hr]

Lucy Black: Show me a good time Jack!

Lucy had hit her target and whatever kind of damage she had done had forced the aircraft to descend. Truth be told, she was hoping for a crash landing, but things weren't exactly going her way today.

Once the aircraft had landed, the cockpit opened immediately. The last person she had expected to see had emerged...

Fallout Jack!

Lucy reloaded in reply to Jack's presence and growled at Kristin.

"Stay out of this, it does not con-...!"

"HMPH! I do not associate with those that cover their faces in shame. Come find me when you are done. I'm feeling peckish."

Kristin, even in this particularly tense moment, sauntered off with an arrogant snort, paying no mind Fallout Jack and disappeared around the corner...leaving the two of them alone.

Well that solves that. More importantly...

"Well hello to you too. I was just securing my own survival and then you showed up, nearly killing me in the process."

Lucy's expression betrayed her words as she marched forward. Her one-eyed glare grew intensely as she got closer to her father's original killer. She was tired of deception.


"To hell with it!" Lucy shouted venomously, digging her heels into the ground and steadying her rifle. "Since you're here, you can repay your debt to me and die!"

Finally, Jack was within her reach and he did not have an Enclave Vault to retreat to.

Lucy smiled widely, she had been waiting for this moment and prepared to pull the trigger once more.

[hr]

Fallout Jack

Jack was sort of startled by the other girl's sudden outburst. Shame? But...it's his uniform. Well still, she went off in a huff and Lucy uhhh...said that he nearly killed her when he was blowing away those Talons.

"Oops. Uhhh...sorry?"

Yeah, that wouldn't wash. Suddenly, she decided to open up and shoot at him, which gave Jack an Oh Crap [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk] moment as he dove aside to hit the ground and slide on for a bit. He was a fairly-perceptive dude, you might recall, especially when the other party shouts that they're going to kill you. Still, the second shot glanced his shoulder, which meant that {A} Lucy meant business and {B} that he was going to have to defend himself. He pulled out two plasma pistols and started firing them akimbo to keep her busy. Jack was kinda' ticked now.

"Do you have ANY idea what kind of a day I've had?! Giant monsters and Red Ghoul China, that's what!!"

He was preparing grenades now...

[hr]

Lucy

Annoyingly and much to her surprise, Jack had dodged her shot. She was even aiming squarely at his torso.

Jack wasted no time with his retaliation. His dual plasma pistols had her on the run, sliding behind the nearby remains of ruined wall for temporary cover. Lucy knew how to handle her rifle effectively and took the opportunity to reload.

One misstep and one of them would be killed. Then Jack had the gall to complain about his day of all things. This drove her over the edge.

"YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING!"

"Invert controls: THE BEAST!"

To the average ear, Lucy's replies were dripping with aggression and hatred. To the perceptive ear, Lucy's voice was layered was heartache and sorrow over the loss of her father.

"Do you have ANY idea what kind of a LIFE I have had!?!"

Gritting her teeth to hopelessly prevent the tears of anguish, she ripped her eyepatch off. Lucy laid on her back as the plasma fire pelted her cover. In Beast Mode, her rifle released a burst of steam as it revved with power.

Roughly pointing the rifle in the direction of the plasma fire, Lucy unleashed a supercharged bolt that obliterated her cover entirely and anything unfortunate enough to be in its path.

00:59

This would be the longest minute of her life.

[hr]

Jack

Okay, maybe she had something of a better point, overall, but he still had the weird factor on this one. He hadn't ordered a nuke for nothing! That creature was freaky as well! Still, in answer to her question, Jack chimed in a-

"Well, kinda'."

He was then blown out of cover by a pair of Talon Company bodies that were now blown to bits and damaged by the Beast shot. He really wasn't sure about that upgrade. He tossed some concussion grenades over at Lucy and ran to close the distance. Geez, is this what he got for telling Bob not to kill everybody?!

[hr]

Lucy

Lucy's attack had destroyed her cover entirely and much to her dismay, she had caught sight of Jack charging at her as she found her footing once more.

Glaring at her rifle, Lucy's eyes widened at the cooldown timer display.

00:51

So intent on killing Jack, Lucy failed to notice the concussion grenades that had expertly been thrown to surround her position. Even if she had the time to react, there was no possible way for her to escape their incapacitating effects.

Once the grenades exploded, Lucy had been robbed of all her power. Blinded, deafened and overwhelmed with shock, she stumbled forward and hit the ground painfully.

The heavy rifle attached her arm was searing her hand due to the excess heat expended from its alternate firing mode. Not that she could feel it in that moment.

Is this how she would die? Defeated with such ease and ultimately unable to avenge her father's murder. In that moment, she was reduced to her very core: the heartbroken little girl that simply missed her father.

[hr]

Jack

Jack did not seem to be trying to kill her. Those grenades were concussion, and that brought the girl to the ground and allowed him to approach. However, they could have just as easily been plasma grenades. Jack had A LOT of weapons on him! He could have pulled out his own gauss rifle or minigun or rocket launcher or whatever! He stood before the girl now, pretty ticked off about now.

"What the hell are you doing?! You think I wanted him dead?! You think I wanted to make your life this way?! What about ME, huh?"

He was waving his arms about with the guns in them, not firing them, though. He even started pacing.

"What about MY life? Most of MY family was on the West Coast, and they're dead! 'Oh, the Enclave are evil!' 'The Enclave are trying to destroy our way of life!' BULLSHIT! This ain't living! I've SEEN what living looks like, good pre-war living! I'm trying to protect what we have so we can get it back to THAT!"

[hr]

Lucy

Lucy's senses were slowly returning, she could barely move, although that did nothing to stop her repeated attempts to claw her way back onto her feet.

She was aware that Fallout Jack was within arm's length and through ringing ears, she caught bits and pieces of his ranting.

She had never felt so helpless, she hated it.

"If...- " Lucy slowly lifted herself, only to collapse backwards against a nearby chunk of wall.

"If you - know so much...a-about loss. Then you know what it's like to have the...one constant...in your life ripped away."

Sadly, she looked up to face Jack.

"This is your fault." It wasn't intentional, but her eyes were becoming blurred with tears. "You knew dammit! You knew for years! Nobody approached me...not a single soul cared. I clawed my way through the Brotherhood, Bob, the Vault, you and Number One...just to get to the truth! I just - ..."

It took Lucy a few moments to find the words, her emotions were a maelstrom of heartache and frustration.

Weakly, she uttered the next few words.

"I - I miss him, Jack. This - isn't fair."

[hr]

Jack

Jack sighed, then there was a hiss of air as he pulled off his helmet, and the back opened so he could step out. He took a seat at the foot of his own suit, leaning against the leg.

"Nothing is fair right now, Lucy. If I'd been there, or I'd even come later, you wouldn't have cared about an explanation. You'd be then like you are now, trying to put a gauss slug through me. What do you want from us? Isaac would've brought hellfire down upon our base, just like Navarro. And what're you going to do if MY daughter finds out I'm dead? Does she have the same rights when she comes in full armor and an auto-cannon?"

[hr]

Lucy

Lucy expected to be killed after Jack's rant. She felt that her own outburst would fall on deaf ears.

Yet here he was, unarmored and sitting across from her. Jack's words were severe, yet they carried the weight of pure sincerity.

"Natsuki, right?"

It was more or less rhetorical. Lucy had fantasised about taking Natsuki away from Jack as retribution. However, if she were to put herself in Jack's shoes...none of this would end. She could keep perpetuating a cycle of vengeance that had long lost it's true meaning. It was all that kept her going. As blind as that motivation had become.

Lucy knew deep down that her father did not want her to go down this path. So she did something in that moment that seemed almost insurmountable...

00:00

"Disengage."

She let go.

The rifle released its grip from her arm as it reverted to its default state. Her hand was shaking from the minor steam burns. She detached the scope and pushed the rifle towards Jack.

"I never wanted a legacy, or that rifle and I never wanted any of this." Lucy clutched the custom kitty-cat scope and held it close to her chest. "Neither did Isaac. He wanted me to become a trader, travel, get out of the house, enjoy the world..."

She smiled softly to herself, content with saying goodbye. She knew her time was up. There was no going back for her at this point, she had caused too much damage.

"I just wanted that life."

Looking up at Jack directly, all traces of anger had dissipated. What remained was someone that was sadly accepting their fate.

"I've done too much, hurt too many. I know it's the end for me. But at least you got to explain it all to me eventually...so there's that."

[hr]

Jack

He nodded at her question, rhetorical or not. Natsuki was a fierce girl as is, a Diclonius with military discipline. She could probably do worse things than the gauss girl ever would if she had the need to. He was surprised, though, when she disengaged her weapon and handed it over. Her speech kept Jack silent for a moment before he took the gun. And then, he put down a good hunting rifle and pushed it back towards her.

"I hate to see a bare scope."

He stood up, then, and said...

"It's not the end for you, or me, or anyone 'till their dead. But you're off of our radar. I'm sorry I ruined your life and I'll do what I can to minimize this sort of thing from happening again. There's a lot of work to be done, though. I'll keep an eye on this thing for now, though."

...and then he saluted her, before taking his powersuit under one arm and heading back to his Stinger...which he would, of course, have to repair now.

[hr]

Lucy

Lucy was truly stunned, but not ungrateful.

Nodding earnestly in reply to his salute, she felt overjoyed to have received a second chance from the most unexpected of places, to finally have the chance to live her life as she always wanted.

Shakily getting back on her feet, she collected the new rifle. She was no good with conventional firearms, someone would have to teach her.

Watching Jack walk away, Lucy hesitated before walking in the opposite direction. Instead, she called out to Jack. Lucy was smiling once more, but this time, it was for a different reason entirely.

"Jack!"

...

"Thank you, for the second chance. And I'm sorry too..."

Sheepishly, she brought up a hand for one more question.

"Umm, which way to Springvale from here?"

...

Jack turned when he was called, smiled at what she said, seemingly pausing at her question, while looking around.

"Uhhh, fuck. Hold on!"

He put back on his helmet for a moment, dropping his suit with a loud *CLANK* sound, then after checking around, Jack simply pointed towards Springvale's calculated direction.

"That way!"

Lucy nodded thankfully once more, briefly holding up a hand to indicate her farewell, she walked away to find Kristin.

[hr]

Kristin & Lucy: Beginning and End

"East Coast dirt tastes terrible!"

Kristin appeared to be gnawing on a piece of concrete dipped in melted cheese. She offered a piece, Lucy declined.

"You asked me to be your guide. I can take you to one place. For me, it's time for me to go home."

Kristin could tell that this was a serious matter. So she offered the cheese-dipped piece of concrete once more. Lucy declined again. How rude.

"Very well. I will keep searching for a fellow traveller to accompany me on my quest. I have another proposition."

Lucy took a long sip from the flask of water that was handed to her. "What is it?"

"Consider the path of Blamcoism, spread the gospel of dairy and you will be dipped in sticky enlightenment!"

Lucy blinked. Kristin actually believed in this stuff. Although...there were worse things than promoting BlamCo everyday. Perhaps she could start trading, get her own brahmin...

"Hmmm...I can make it work. I'll consider it if you do one more thing for me."

Kristin clapped happily, beaming with joy at the success of converting her first follower. "Ask away, milky maiden!"

"There's someone special to me. A younger girl, dressed in red. Her name is Sylph. I won't be travelling, but maybe you'll bump into her. I just want her to be okay."

Kristin pondered for approximately two seconds.

"Potential acolytes? Very well, we have a deal." Kristin enthusiastically shook hands with Lucy, "Tell me more about yourself and this Sylph person..."

Lucy and Kristin started to walk in the direction that Jack gave her.

"Umm, it's complicated but..."

They were heading to Springvale. Lucy was going home.
 

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The Enclave Vault: A Storage Room

Speaking of Natsuki, another member of FalloutJack's extended family was traveling through the Enclave Vault in her usual fashion.

*SHUNK-A-SHUNK-A-SHUNK-A-SHUNK!*

The sound of Lilith's movement through the ventilation system echoed up and down the narrow shafts and would only be occasionally interrupted by the chattering of Lilith's babysitters as they tried to track her movements.

"She's going towards the secured storage center!"
"Dammit! If she gets loose in there, we'll never track her down! We gotta catch her or do you want to be eviscerated by Lieutenant Manriki like the last set of dumbasses that lost the Lieutenant's kid?!" That of course was a total rumor and completely unfounded but it made those assigned to guard Lilith to be all the more attentive.
"Dammit! She's in!"
"Come on! We've gotta go get the Officer of the Watch to let us in there!"
"Aw man! I don't wanna get eviscerated!"

*Chunk-screeeeee*

That was the sound that a vent cover made as it was lifted up and slid over to allow the young adopted daughter of Natsuki Manriki to enter the secured storage facility located within the Enclave Vault. It was quite an interesting place to the naturally inquisitive young girl, who at that very moment was gliding down from her perch to the floor below. She was getting the hang of manipulating her body to suit her environment, a gift granted her by a time travel Grampa Jack, when he infected a KadouClaw nest with a modified version of the FEV in order to save the multiverse (But that's a convoluted-story-that-both-has-and-hasn't-happened yet for another time).

Continuing on...

The young girl really enjoyed spending time in this part of the Vault, since there were quite a few things that had been accumulated over the years. Some of it had even been around since before the Enclave had been founded. But Lilith wasn't there to go sightseeing. She was there to deliver some news.

"Hey Mister! I found out some news about your friend." The young KadouClaw Matriarch 'said,'" She and Grampa Jack met near the Citadel and talked for a bit. Since Grampa Jack's Stinger was broken, I didn't hear anything but he let your friend leave."

The man that she spoke to remained silent and unmoving. It didn't concern Lilith though, he'd been that way for a while now and she could sense that he was still alive.

"I think she'll be safe so you don't need to worry about Lucy anymore." Lilith said as the door to the storage room slid open and three men dressed in Power Armor entered.

"Oh thank god! There she is!"
"Come on Lilith! It's time for your nap!"

"Okay Misters!" Lilith said as she followed the men out of the secured storage area, looking back at Carbonite frozen Undertaker, Shifty McGee, before turning off the lights.

*click*
 

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The Citadel: A Hallway

The phrase "Aren't you a little short to be a Storm Trooper," reverberated through Professor Frink's mind repeatedly, like a 22 caliber slug bouncing from one side of his cranium to the other, slicing brain matter and severing neurons during its travels. This was, however, the least of his worries as he attempted to look normal while walking down one of the Citadel's halls within the very heart of Brotherhood of Steel territory, people who would more than likely not take kindly to a runty scientist disguised in a suit of Brotherhood Power Armor. He was quite sure that wearing Power Armor was one of those things that where training was mandatory but neither he nor his companion had that luxury since he certainly didn't trust her to wear the confounded suit of armor without drawing undo attention towards themselves or killing every random scribe, knight or paladin they ran into or ripping a hole in the side of the Citadel.

"How did I get myself into this mess?" The Balding Professor wondered as he, through sheer force of will and enough scientific knowledge that made Stephen Hawking look like Stephen Baldwin, walked down the hallway in the Power Armor.

"Excuse me?" His Crimson Companion asked in a low voice, but loud enough for the Helmet's audio pickups to hear.

"Ooooh nothing," The Professor said as the duo turned down another corridor, still feeling lost, "maybe we should ask for directions?"

The Professor's Crimson Companion didn't dignify the suggestion with a response, making him feel like quite the idiot. The Good Professor, on the verge of admitting defeat, didn't notice that his companion had stopped until he almost tripped over her. It was only Sylph's well honed reflexes that had saved her from being squished to death by topping Power Armor.

"What? Why'd you stop?" The Professor demanded as he attempted to regain his balance in as dignified a manner as possible or at least not look like a bow legged tin can doing leg exercises in a hallway.

"Is this the lab that we are looking for?" The Stormy Eyed Young Psycho questioned, pointing to a sign that prominently stated "Lab #1."

Professor Frink wasn't too sure what was located in Lab #1, but it was as good a place to start as any, especially if he would be able to removed the blasted Power Armor. Motioning towards the door, the Professor ushered his young companion into the confines of the lab.

Once inside, the professor quickly removed the Damned Helmet and looked around the Rudimentary Laboratory with a trained eye. It took him only moments to realize that there wasn't a single piece of equipment that he could use to hold up his end of the bargain, not even close. Sure there were microfusion cells and bits of electrical wiring that he could use to fashion an electromagnet and there were various sensor modules that he could modify to detect the dopp-article. Using these materials he could, at best, possbly fashion a device that could repair his Crimson Companion's jeweled choker. At worst, he would utterly destroy the jewel and its wearer. Progress, he supposed.

Of course if his calculations were totally off, he could cause a dimensional cascade that would rip a dimension rift open and possibly allow all manners of creatures through. He possibly would have enjoyed seeing such a phenominon in person, were there not the likeihood of all manners of creatures on the other end of said dimensional rift waiting to eat him, burn him, electrocute him, gnaw on the tender portions of his brain and enslave him... all the wonderful things that alternate forms of evolutionary progress could offer. As he worked on making the various pieces of equipment he would need, he wondered what his good-for-nothing son was doing. He was more than likely somewhere between his home in the California and New Vegas with a load of scrap, or he was in New Vegas cheating on his wife once again. His mind quickly wandered for a moment, hoping that his son would some day settle down and raise a young girl, perhaps not too different from the young woman that waited patiently on a nearby chair, waiting to see if trouble would come walking through that door.

Whatever the case, it was time to begin.

"If you could lay down right there," The Professor ordered as he looked at the crude instruments that he had fashioned for this procedure. Reaching into his lab coat's pocket, he pulled out a strand of blue hair that had been left behind by the Doppel-Sylphy. Laying the hair in the middle of the sensor array, the Professor flipped a switch.
 

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There aren't many things that truly scare Larry but unfortunately but an alpha deathclaw at this distance was one of them, immediately Larry started thinking of the best way to tackle the scenario but at this distance his best hope would be his incendiary grenade at point blank from him and the deathclaw, hope his new armour provides enough protection and then go for the throat with his sword. The something happened Larry never expected.

"Yo. Human. Going my way?"

After taking a second to take in what just happened Larry raised his hand in a fashion to signal the guard to hold his fire and then once taking a moment to swallow said 'Hold your fire!' Larry slowly placed his hand on his incendiary grenade while saying to the deathclaw 'I am not planning on using this but I hope you understand if I take the precaution. As you can... speak I hope we can assure each other we don't mean each other harm, and have nothing to gain from doing so.' at this point Larry just stared having no idea what to expect next.

The Deathclaws uhhh...voice...appeared to be the straining of the throat and tongue to produce the words at all the proper inflections. It made him down deep and grim. Nevertheless, there was a fucking Deathclaw...and it was talking to him! WTF?! It appeared to comprehend his subtle movements, and was apparently unsurprised by Larry's precautions. The thing straightened up a bit and crossed its arms.

"Oh yes, this is nothing new to me at all."

He seemed to be waiting for the other shoe to drop, which was a damn peculiar thing for a Deathclaw to EVER do.
Still nervous Larry decided to learn about the thing he had just encountered

'So... I presume you get this question a lot, though more likely get bullets, how or why are you able to speak and seem to also be able to grasp concepts like diplomacy. While I am asking questions heading anywhere particular?'

"It is difficult."

He puts a hand up to his throat.

"This was not meant for the human sound, but it is doing it through precise mimicky."

He lowered his hand.

"My clan learns. We come from a group that was originally altered by experiments, then bred with normal members of our kind while elevating them. I would like to find the local colony, but also humans must learn that we are here and that we do not have to chew their faces off."

Larry was faced with an opportunity he had to make the most, if he allied a clan of intelligent deathclaws he could have a great impact on the wasteland 'I would like to help you and your kin; I could serve as a messenger between you and humans. I think setting up a society is easier when people aren't trying to kill you.'