The REALLY Wild Wasteland. (The Fallout RP!)

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Arizona
The Wild Wastelands | The Dunwich Job | The Road To Dunwich
"Things never go smoothly."

As the Dunwich Group split up to move more swiftly and, hopefully, draw less attention, Arizona had noticed that something was immediately wrong with this set-up. She wasn't concerned about the group's recent addition, the odd trio that had been accompanying Lucy's father. After all, they could either take care of themselves without much hassle, or they would get killed before they even reached Dunwich. It was an unlikely possibility, but if it happened, it may even have been for the best. Better to know now if they could be counted on in a pinch.

She wasn't worried about Thomas, since he was with her, and she would watch his back if need be. And earlier, when he had given her an IOU after her nostalgic little story, she couldn't help but smirk even as she tucked it under the collar of her shirt. She wasn't about to argue against free caps.

No, the problem was that she had no idea where Sylphee was, and that was a bad thing. Looking around, she murmured a curse to herself as she tried to spot the crimson-clad monster. That little brat shouldn't be able to hide very well at all when she was so damn bright all the time. So, where was she? What kind of mayhem was she going to cause now?

She got her answer before too long due to the sounds of screams, gunfire, and the blue-haired troublemaker herself skipping towards them from the trail ahead.

"Daddy! Where you goin'?"

As Thomas stammered, the Old Ghoul did the only thing she could think of: She let out a low, wearisome groan, and covered her face with her hands.

"Never mind. Is this the face you're looking for?"

Arizona looked up and saw that Sylphee had a head in one hand. A severed, raider head. With deliberate slowness, her lone eye swiveled to gaze blandly at Thomas, and only Thomas.

"I believe that it would be in our best interest to travel in one large group. The Fairfaxian Raiders appear to be busy at the moment and we should not have much of an issue avoiding them."

It was a pretty sound idea at that point. With the local raiders having to deal with the aftermath of... Whatever the fuck Sylphee did, they probably wouldn't mind if all of them just got the hell out. And as Sylphee pointed at her, saying that she was in trouble, Arizona could only nod.

Of course, things were never that easy she realized, as she looked up and spotted a few raiders heading in their direction now. That wasn't much of a surprise, if she was honest, and the only mild surprise she felt was in regards to the reaction of the trio. All but one seemed enthusiastic, and that was for understandable reasons.

"What about the stragglers? There are more of them than there are of us."

Arizona huffed as she ducked behind cover, then peeked up just enough to bring Lester to bear and took careful aim at the group headed towards them.

"It doesn't matter, just kill the sumbitches!" she barked as she opened fire at raiders that weren't already spoken for.

By that point, she shut out everything but the essentials. Spot the enemy. Aim. Fire. Take cover. Repeat. All the while keeping careful tabs of the rest of the group. The Ghoulish Freelancer acted almost purely on instinct, until Thomas's voice cried out in pain. It was like her mind stopped for a moment before she turned and focused on him.

"Thomas, you alright?!" she called.

"Arizona! Start moving towards Andale! There's more on the way!"

She tensed her legs, her body poised to run, but she didn't move. Not out of fear for herself, but fear for Thomas, because she just realized what he was using for cover: A wrecked bus, undoubtedly with a fusion core just waiting for a stray bullet to make it blow.

Turning, she started to run, not towards Andale, but Thomas.

"Thomas, get the fuck out of--!" she started, only for the rest of what she said to be drowned out by a loud boom.

She stopped in her tracks and looked over at Sylphee, hefting her Anti-Materiel Rifle. And the next few moments felt like ages. Arizona watched as Sylphee, no, Sylph, picked up her choker from the ground and tucked it away. Checking the Anti-Materiel Rifle, she noticed it was jammed, and for a split second a look of irritation flashed on the young girl's face. Then she crouched, drew the Laser Pistol Lucy had given her, took aim. Squeezed the trigger.

[MELTDOWN!!!!]

BOOOOOOOM!!!!


The resulting blast of light and plasma was enough to make Arizona need to turn away and keep from getting blinded. But when she looked back, she exhaled a heavy, relieved sigh. The raiders were gone, and both Sylph and Thomas were alive. The relief was palpable for a few seconds, only to be overshadowed be a hot burst of anger, and she took a deep breath.

"Will the two of you move your fucking asses?! Get to goddamn Andale!" she roared.

Hefting Lester, both she and Thomas sprayed suppressing fire at the group before she turned and broke into a run towards the town ahead. She stopped the moment she saw the two sets power armor, hefting Super Sledges. When Thomas rejoined her a few moments later, he saw them too.

"If you want my opinion, I think our best is to run for Andale and hope that they don't turn us into little puddles of green goo before we have the chance to explain we're on a mission for Natsuki Manriki... otherwise, we can sit here spend the rest of the afternoon killing these Raiders until such a time as they get tired of us and decide to leave us alone. Thoughts?"

"I like that plan. It's simple, easy to remember." she said quickly before turning to the rapidly-approaching trio and Sylphee, calling out, "Get into Andale! We let the Enclave deal with the raiders for now!"

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[ dr. sorenson ]
The Wild Wastelands | Following The Post-Apocalypse | Springvale School
"Some dizziness and general fainting periods may occur."

There is an old saying regarding Doctors that has most likely persisted throughout the ages, and yes, even past the end of the world: That they make horrible patients. Jenna would have realized that herself if she was still thinking clearly. Instead, her vision swam, and she was vaguely aware of just how disoriented she was. Sitting back, she slowly shook her head to try and clear up her dizzy spell, and only managed to make it worse. Groaning softly in discomfort, she heard muted voices, and saw a silver blur walk up to her, and extend... Something to her.

She reached up and tried to politely grab whatever it was to give it a handshake, since that's what it seemed to be wanting. Instead, she nearly missed entirely and gave whatever it was a light, amicable slap.

"Ugh... If you--oh boy..." she groaned as she forced herself unsteadily to her feet, "If you don't mind, I'm gonna go inside and take a few moments to recover."

Despite pointing away from the school, she staggered towards it instead on long, unsteady legs, and resolved to make her way to a bathroom. Even as she did, she could hear raised voices behind her, and they made her head start to throb. So, she ignored them out of both a sense of self-preservation, and because it wasn't any of her business. At least, she dimly hoped it wasn't.

It took her some time, along with quite a bit of stumbling, but she managed to make her way to one of the bathrooms, and on the way had grabbed her pack so she could examine the back of her head. So, standing hunched over a broken sink in front of one of the more intact mirrors, she took the time to take off her helmet and partly unzip her Science Suit.

The moment the domed helmet was pulled off, it revealed a young woman with light coffee-colored skin and jet black hair, cropped short and standing up in messy spikes. Her face was soft and narrow with high cheekbones, narrow nose, full lips. Almond shaped eyes squinted in pain behind a pair of glasses that were just a little askew. And both her face and the tops of her breasts were drenched in sweat as she panted, revealing something else about the young Follower of the Apocalypse: That she didn't really wear much underneath her Science Suit.

The truth was, it wasn't practical to. Since she wore it around the clock, it was more uncomfortable to try and wear even a thin layer under the bodysuit, especially since it struggled to fit over her unfortunate bust-line as it was. Reaching up and back, she lightly touched the back of her head and flinched with a soft cry.

"Ah, man, my head--!" she groaned, but she stopped as she looked up into the mirror and noticed that she wasn't alone.

She slowly turned and stared at the intruder. It was a man, face red, hair just starting to gray. And she was partly undressed. All she could do is gape, and a small squeak managed to escape from her throat.
 

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Jonathan kicked the door open, breath audibly rushing in and out of his lungs, anger overflowing through his shaking hands. He was glad she was out of sight; merely the thought of the woman made his blood boil. The worst betrayals always come at the most unexpected moments, but this was well and beyond any plausable possibility he could've ever anticipated.

He clenched his first and moved towards the bathroom, growling lowly along as he did. Jonathan had been an extraordinarily good liar. It's not something to take pride in, but it takes one to know one, and she, well, she was quite frankly on a whole different level. The extent of her lies, her act, they were in a scale that he would never have suspected. All while she was playing him with false promises and empty bravado. Distracting him with her teasing, half-naked theatrics. Poking at him to learn his plans!

He wanted to punch himself for not suspecting anything from the start: Lucy Black, former Enclave asset, conveniently saved and brought home by an expertly trained cheese-worshiping battle vixen from the other side of the country? How the hell had he fallen for such a painfully contrived coincidence? When did he grow so dense?

But at the same time, if the alleged princess was on their side, why did she kill two of her men? Would she really go that far to keep her act? And why did the harlot break the cover so bluntly and suddenly? He couldn't make any sense out of it, his head was pulsing and throbbing with pain, is chest fealt heavy and his stomach felt so tight it was a wonder he hadn't vomitted all the dairy products that had been shoved down his mouth. Now he knew what it truly was like to be on the receiving end of utter betrayal: He'd never get any answers. None of the people he'd ever betrayed got any, why'd he be an exception?

Drained of self-righteous anger and plunging headlong into self-loathing despair, Jonathan let out a sigh as he placed his hand on the door handle. You reap what you sow. With that thought in mind, he opened the door, only to be struck with another surprise: The enclave scientist Constance had brought along stood in front of him, her face flushed and shocked, as a good deal of her chest layed bare, the edges of her unzipped science suit barely, perhaps teasingly so, covering her nipples, before she covered herself up in embarrashment.

Now, in any other circumstance, Jonathan would have awkwardly apologised and walked away, but he had gone through far too much shit to give a damn about courtesies, so instead her stared at her in the eyes, an eyebrow just so starting to twitch, his mood not helped by the fact this whole scene reminded him of what happened just a night ago at the Megaton bomb. It's as though the universe mocks my stupidity

"So, not only does the Harlot see it fit to send a member of the R&D division along with her contact as though saying she doesn't put faith in my intelligence or competence..." his voice got louder just a bit, "but she also sends one that ignores uniform regulations." he let out a long, heavy sigh and massaged his temples, "I'm past the point of caring anymore. Dress up and get out." he said in a tired, defeatist tone, and pointed behind him with a thumb.
 

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Kristin Blamco | Springvale School
"Gold/Black Scene: BlamCat"
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Springvale Elementary School, the name of Kristin's current location, was a place with a wealth of history as evidenced by the graffiti and other absurdities scrawled across the walls. From bulletholes, dried-blood, scorch marks followed by treacherous falls to the lower levels due to the unfortunate use of explosives indoors and so much more -- every aspect of this Enclave-chosen base of operations left one with an impression of death and struggle -- however, the immediate absence of hope lead Kristin Blamco to be encouraged by the untapped potential of this place and it's occupants -- it felt like the fresh start that the Heiress was looking for.

Familial and political complications aside, the Heiress had discovered her blank-slate, her foundation...she would bring BlamCo to the East Coast, or Dairy Gods drown her in her sleep, she will bring a wealth of resources back to the West Coast! Whether that be in the form of reforged alliances with the (New?) Old Enclave or her own personal army...

The Parmesan Princess' aspirations did not stop there, but a mental note was made to keep it manageable for now.

"Ummm... Miss Blamco. This might be a little forward but...", Constance had broken the silence, albeit rather weakly, "...don't you think you should talk to Mister McKenna?"

They had just reached the kitchen, a place of comfort and duty for the BlamCo Baker. Kitchen quirks aside, the sudden mention of McKenna had caused Kristin to visibly falter, almost dropping her messenger bag in the process. How brazen of this young girl. In an attempt to familiarise herself with the layout of the surprisingly large kitchen, Kristin turned to face Constance without directly looking at her, attention clearly divided. She didn't have a good answer on hand anyway...

"I'm ... also sorry about my mother broadcasting BlamCo's affiliation with the Enclave. I know it's probably not the sort of information you'd want released into the world... but... you and Mister McKenna are friends right? You shouldn't let something like this ruin that."

Locating an empty cabinet, Kristin had emptied the contents of her bag on the kitchen countertop in the center of the room. Proceeding to stock the nearby shelves with surplus BlamCo supplies consisting of spices, packaged instant meals, canned goods, sauces and a few other essentials, Kristin was content to just let Constance speak her mind on the matter.

The scraping and subsequent abuse of an innocent pot had caused Kristin to flinch. Moving to the nearest kitchen sink, Kristin tested the faucet to discover a steady supply of running water. As quickly as she gulped down a glass of water, a compact mirror was pulled out to observe any changes to her appearance: Sure enough, the ever-so-slight oversaturation of her honey-hair had developed into a hue of gold. The impromptu hair-dye was not the only thing to change it's true color, her irises were golden as well. Fortunately, this was the extent of Kristin's sensitivity to radiation -- but the experimental recipes of the past was a story for another time.

The local water supply was irradiated, not dangerously so, but enough to warrant its avoidance until purification. This was precisely why she carried bottles of purified water, although her stockpile will be somewhat limited after tonight's preparations.

"I... might not be experienced in having a boyfriend... or... friend, but I think it's important that you patch things up before he leaves. Again, this might be a little forward but... if I were you... I don't think I would be able to forgive myself if something happened to Mister McKenna after he left but before you and he could patch things."

Putting out four plates before Constance, Kristin hesitated on adding a fifth.

"Will the Deathclaw be joining us?"

It was a question that was so far removed from the current atmosphere. So much so that it revealed Kristin's strong desire to not want to talk about the current state of affairs. Sighing at her inability to lie effectively, Kristin conceded to Constance.
(Truth be told, Kristin felt a little guilty for ignoring a talking Deathclaw. Her sister, Sable Blamco -- a lover of animals, especially of the unique variety -- would skewer her if she ever got wind of this.)

After extensive inspection (Kristin turned a dial or two), the oven was busy with preheating while the Mini-Microwave was plugged into a nearby outlet. Removing the steel gauntlets, vambraces and chest-plate -- Kristin set her armor on a nearby high shelf before tying her hair into a golden messy bun. A quick wash of the hands and the propping of her sword against Constance's chair and she was ready to work and talk.

"First off, never be afraid to speak your mind. You can call me 'Kristin', provided that I can call you Constance and any number of nicknames that will follow in the future.", Kristin started with a slight smile, a smile that grew rather tightlipped at the mention of McKenna, "McKenna is best left alone for now. I've known the man for a few days and already I feel like months have passed --- ", Kristin paused to hand over what looked like a loaf of solid cheese -- the expanding cube of cheese, this time with juicy bits of beefy brahmin inside!, "Here, I need this cut into twenty segments. Divide that by four and add these spices for each, with a drop of this."

Kristin threw all the dirty dishes into he kitchen sink -- including the pot that Constance was abusing -- into a bubbling concoction of grated soap/washing soda/lemon and a BlamCo-developed cleaning agent that chewed through tough bacteria...and human flesh. With the purified water on standby, the vast, vast majority of the kitchen's utensils will be clean and ready-for-use. In the meantime, Kristin switched over to finely chopping up the vegetables -- moving a little too fast to be informative about her methods, Kristin could slow down if she were to have more time than what she currently had.

"Where was I? Oh right -- McKenna.", discovered in the fridge, she paused to chop a fresh mutfruit in half with a swift strike, followed by digging out the seeds, "He has his own reasons for being here, namely for the sake of Lucy Black. So my word will mean very little to him. See, I was just caught up in all of their business by helping out -- I get crucified for trying to make the best out of a bad situa -- ..."

Slowly setting down the utensils, the BlamCo Heiress breathed deeply -- for Kristin to consciously quell the storm of frustration, well, something was very wrong...and she wasn't about to take it out on a potential new partner, Constance Such-and-Such.

"I'm sorry, Constance.", Kristin started earnestly, more calm yet regal, "As my name implies, I am the Blamco Heiress -- next in line to inherit complete ownership of the New Vegas BlamCo Division. On the West Coast, things are far different with the various factions. The Brotherhood burrow like molerats in their bunker. The Enclave Remnants show no recognition or knowledge of the BlamCo/East Coast Enclave alliance -- so we have been fighting for decades, for reasons unclear, because of past generations and their wars carrying over to us. But when you have your battle-sisters picked off by Brotherhood and Enclave alike because of outsider-prejudice, then you cannot help but see red when power armor shows up."

Pausing to cover a fifth large bowl of salad with thin clingwrap cover, Kristin deposited the bowls into the fridge.

"But over here, everything is different. It had been two centuries since the alliance, how would the Enclave over here remember and be so different from the Remnants back at home. So I am still...shocked, confused and...a little guilty now that I know the alliance is still active, let alone remembered.", Kristin started preparing the base of the lasagne, "That message from your mother. A sudden affiliation, one that I believed to not apply -- hence why I never brought it up. It probably looks pretty bad to McKenna...and it feels like I betrayed BlamCo.", Kristin remarked sadly.

With her back turned, "I know - or hope that - you aren't like the Enclave that I know.", Kristin washed her hands once more.

After a few seconds Kristin retrieved some latex gloves from her bag, beginning to rinse off the dishes that will be used for cooking and serving the food. Eight baking trays were available for the BlamCo LazaNyaa, large portions for the main course, but she had the mini-micro cooking instant meals for those that wanted a second helping.

"Although, your mother is lucky.", Kristin smirked for the first time upon arrival, "After getting off on the wrong foot and killing her guards with that -- who knew that she would discover someone fit for training unorganised squads. Training starts tomorrow, but what have you done with them so far? Actually, surprise me tomorrow."

"Now, we have a few minutes...", Kristin started rummaged through the fridge for the two bottles she had moved from her bag, "Red or white?", proceeding to gesture with one hand to wine on her left and purified water on her right. And that's when she noticed -- Constance wasn't overtly shy, as initially expected. No, she was blind -- it was subtle, but the cute mechanical ears followed Kristin's every move while the eyes were always somewhat off. If anyone in this room was blind, it was Kristin for not noticing earlier --- regardless, Kristin continued, not wanting to patronise the distinguished scout, as evidenced by the sash of badges.

She was tempted to 'show' Constance her sword, adorned with cat stickers...but she wasn't quite sure how to broach that topic.

"Tell me more about those, your badges! And those, your 'other' ears. ~They're adorable.~", Kristin noted enthusiastically, taking a seat next to Constance and placing a glass of wine & water for both of them. "Oh, and your training begins tonight. Fret not, it's just a shower together. Plus I need to wash my hair..."

Before one jumps to any conclusions, it was a trust exercise. If Constance could not be trusted on the most fundamental and personal level of physical display, how was she to be trusted with the Valkyrie's life?
 

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The Wild Wastelands | Following The Post-Apocalypse | Springvale School Bathroom
"Trust me, I'm a doctor."

Looking back, Jenna would have said that her slow reflexes were due to how off-kilter her earlier head injury had put her. She would have said the same regarding how slow on the uptake she was too. So she merely stared at the supposed intruder for a moment before she hastily zipped her science suit back up and reached for her helmet. But she paused for a moment when she looked back at the man in front of her, her eyes narrowing behind her crooked glasses.

At first, she thought his face was red because it was flushed with anger. After all, she did vaguely recall a man yelling earlier before she had to retreat to the bathroom. But it took her a moment to realize that it was actually blood, and he was coated in it. It couldn't have all been his, there was far too much, but she did notice a partly-hidden gash on his forehead.

Something in her seemed to click, and she straightened some as she regained some inner-balance.

"You're hurt." she said quickly, and turned not to grab her helmet, but her medical kit.

"So, not only does the Harlot see it fit to send a member of the R&D division along with her contact as though saying she doesn't put faith in my intelligence or competence... But she also sends one that ignores uniform regulations. I'm past the point of caring anymore. Dress up and get out."

She looked back at him with a stern look on her face and an arched brow.

"I don't think so. I'm not entirely sure what you're..." she started, before a look of realization dawned on her.

That was right, she heard some voice mention that they were with the Enclave, and that apparently, the busty Blamco woman was working for them, along with young Constance. This man was with them, and seemed to think that she was with the Enclave, specifically their Research and Development group. She would've kicked herself for not putting two-and-two together sooner, but head injuries tended to make the thought processes a little sluggish for a time.

Shaking her head a little despite the throbbing ache, she turned and looked him in the eye. It was surprisingly easy to do too, since he was nearly as tall as she was.

"I'm not with the Enclave. In fact, we haven't been properly introduced at all. I'm Dr. Jenna Sorenson, with the Followers of the Apocalypse. I'm not interested in building an army, or subjugating the wastes. I'm here for purely humanitarian goals, and before I do anything else, I'm going to treat that head wound of yours." she told him simply, before adding, "Hopefully that's alright with you."
 

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"I don't think so. I'm not entirely sure what you're..." the Enclave scientist started clearly caught off guard. He wasn't sure what she meant by that, but by the time her voice trailed off she suddenly straightened up, as though suddenly realising something and recovering from her previous blunder. Much like how a liar reminds themselves to put on their act whilst caught off guard. Takes one to know one.

"I'm not with the Enclave. In fact, we haven't been properly introduced at all. I'm Dr. Jenna Sorenson, with the Followers of the Apocalypse." An eyebrow twitched at that, and his expression grew grim. Another woman from the other side of the country that just so happened to appear along with a member of the Enclave, who also just happened to be the contact he was expecting. Did they lack imagination, or something? And why even lie at this point? Everyone must think I'm an idiot, and the worst thing is they are right.

"I'm going to treat that head wound of yours. Hopefully that's alright with you"

"No, it isn't alright." he growled, and pulled his pistol out, "It isn't alright at all." an angry smirk form across his cheeks, "Sorry, I've fallen for that one before. Recently. The fact that you're trying it out on me makes me very..." his smirk twisted into a frown, "irritated."

He drummed on the doorframe with the side of the pistol and stared at it, contemplating, "I wasn't always so prone to anger and violence. I always considered myself a reasonable man." he turned his gaze on her again, "And look at me now. A parody of myself, ready to draw my gun at even the basest slight. I can't help but feel like I could... snap at any moment." he got silent, as though seriously thinking about it, but holstered his gun instead, "I suppose you're lucky that moment isn't this one. I am more than able to treat my wounds, and given how I have blood of at least two different men splattered all over my clothes I also want a shower to clean up and, more importantly, unwind. My demands are reasonable, yes?" he grabbed the grip of his pistol, as though ready to draw. "Last chance, Dr. Sorenson. Do not test my patience. You'll find I have barely any of it left."

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The Road
For the wages of sin is death.

From the west walked a lone man. Dressed all in black, he looked like a priest, except for the lack of a collar, his clothes making him look thinner than he already was.

There was an air of detachment to his walk, further reinforced by how enarmoured he looked reading the thick open book he held with his large mechanical arm, the words on the black cover all but worn out. Fixing his round glasses, he licked a finger and turned a page, reading on seemingly unhindered by the hot weather of that hour of the day, or the dangers travelling alone posed. He had nothing to fear, he wasn't dying quite yet.

He licked another finger, turned another page, in what looked like a borderline mechanical routine. This was the third time he was reading this book over the course of the past two months, and he couldn't have discovered it at a more fitting time. His eyes opened these last two months, and this book helped. Once he was a foolish drug addict, betrayed and left for dead. But now he was a man with a mission, and he knew there was nothing that would stop him from seeing it through.

He heard gunshots not too far in the distance, but even then he was unfazed. Lick, turn, repeat. He was close to memorising the whole thing by now. The shots grew louder, but he kept reading on, as though the next paragraph held a new earth-shattering revelation. He knew it didn't; whatever answers this book held he had already found them, but it never hurt to be reminded of them. Walking into the firefight from the west, he stumbled upon a ragtag bunch being assaulted by raiders. Still unnoticed by either side, he moved to flank the raiders, and from his advantageous position looked for targets, the closest being two men in dirty ragged clothes and wierd hairdos taking cover behind a car to his left side. He placed the book back in his mailbag, scratched his beard, and pulled a six-shooter from his coat. A bullet flew from the barrel into the closest man's head and through the other side, spraying blood all over his companion's face, who had turned in shock to see him, terror-filled eyes meeting his, before meeting the same fate. Aim, shoot, repeat.

Having made his presence known, he took cover behind a ruined wall, his expressionless eyes scanning for more targets. Aim, shoot, repeat. There wasn't a duller routine than that, and that was how it was going to go until all hostiles were dead or he run out of bullets and needed to deal with them from up close.

But that didn't much matter to him. He wasn't going to die here. He still had work to be done.
 

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The Wild Wastelands | Springvale | Springvale School Bathroom Black Residence Bathroom
"What a stupid jerk!"

Of all the reactions that Jenna was anticipating out of this man, him pulling a gun on her wasn't one of them. She stared down the barrel with a look of dull shock, only taking her eyes away from it when he finally spoke.

"No, it isn't alright. It isn't alright at all. Sorry, I've fallen for that one before. Recently. The fact that you're trying it out on me makes me very... irritated."

It took her a moment, but with the tone of his voice, the expression on his face, her fear of being shot for trying to help was slowly overwhelmed by a flare of anger at the fact that he didn't believe her, and thought she was some kind of threat! Her eyes narrowed as she reached up to straighten her glasses, all the while he continued.

"I wasn't always so prone to anger and violence. I always considered myself a reasonable man. And look at me now. A parody of myself, ready to draw my gun at even the basest slight. I can't help but feel like I could... snap at any moment. I suppose you're lucky that moment isn't this one. I am more than able to treat my wounds, and given how I have blood of at least two different men splattered all over my clothes I also want a shower to clean up and, more importantly, unwind. My demands are reasonable, yes? Last chance, Dr. Sorenson. Do not test my patience. You'll find I have barely any of it left."

If she wasn't feeling quite so insulted, Jenna would have noticed the subtle conflict of emotion on his face, in his words. Instead, she felt the overwhelming urge to smack him, though she was all but certain that the result of that would be a fresh bullet wound. Or several.

Instead, she crossed her arms and leveled a cold stare at him.

"I see." she said flatly, "I suppose if I told you that the sky used to be blue, that water happens to be wet, or that the sun is a ball of burning gases that you would say that I'm lying about that too, when I'm not."

Turning away, she snatched up her helmet and shoved it on, ignoring her increasingly throbbing head as she secured it.

"Whatever, whoever took advantage of you before, whatever they might have told you? That doesn't change the fact that I'm not your enemy, I'm not lying, and I'm trying to help you." she continued.

Rummaging through her doctor's bag, she pulled out a roll of gauze, a bottle of antiseptic and a few other supplies, before closing the gap between them and shoving them into his arms, saying, "But if you want to treat yourself? Fine by me, Mr. Reasonable. Don't hurt yourself."

Then she quickly strode past him out of the bathroom with her fists clenched at her sides and her shoulders hunched. She waited until she was presumably out of his earshot before she stamped her foot on the wooden floors.

"Ooooooh! I cannot believe that, that... That stubborn, brutish thug!" she huffed in frustration before she looked down at the foot she brought down.

Wooden floor? Springvale School didn't have any wooden floors, it had horribly dirty, broken tile floors. Wildly looking around, she realized with a start that this wasn't, in fact, Springvale School at all, but someone's house. Apparently in her dazed stumbling, she had come here by mistake.

She hunched her shoulders again, this time in embarrassment as she made her way out, and this time she made sure that she was going into the school before stepping inside. There was someone that she needed some clarification from.

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The Wild Wastelands | Springvale | Springvale School Kitchen
"You've got some explaining to do."

It had taken some doing, including trying to interpret several Sylphy's gabbling until she finally found both Constance and the other new arrival. She was a little surprised to find them hard at work cleaning dishes and getting ready to cook for at least four, judging by the plates that were set out. Then again, given that she remembered the mechanical voice that mentioned the Enclave also mentioned Blamco, maybe it wasn't quite so surprising after all.

Striding over to them, the Follower's doctor crossed her arms just beneath her bust and glanced at both of them behind her helmet.

"I would like to inform both of you that your companion just pointed a gun at me and accused me of working for the Enclave when I offered to treat his wounds." she said levelly, this time turning directly at Kristin.

"He also told me he was apparently fooled before by someone else, who turned out to be an Enclave agent. I don't suppose either of you would be so kind as to explain just what happened? After all, I don't work for the Enclave in the least: I'm with the Followers of the Apocalypse. I'm not sure you could get a more diametrically opposed organization to the Enclave." Jenna explained.
 

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Road to Dunwich - Run Dudley! Run!

As you might have guessed Dudley wasn't in the best situation. Pinned down and about to be run through with a ripper only one thing could save him, luckily Slyph's meltdown was just that one thing. Dazzling the raider about to kill him, Dudley seized the initiative and pushed the raiders forearm upwards, driving the ripper into its wielders chest. Dudley was covered in a fine shower of blood and guts. Leaping to his feet, he realised the raiders pinning him down were either melted to a crisp or dazzled by the sudden chain reaction. Taking his chance Dudley ran for his life towards the group and reached them just as they were agreeing on Andale as the best destination.

As Dudley approached, William reached out to pat him on the shoulder and Evan held out his hand for a high-five, both were ignored as Dudley ran right through the middle of the group and shouted, "ANDALE SOUNDS FINE TO ME!" with slowing down.

"Well I suppose that's that then..." Said William dryly as Evan dropped his arm back down to his side dejectedly.
 

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The Really Wild Wastelands | The Road to Dunwich | Outside of Fairfax
Reunion?
Thomas "Shifty" McGee | Sylphee​
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The pair of blue pony tails trailed behind the Red Menace, like a set of two deep blue streamers, as she crested the hill located just North of the town of Andale. The Stormy Eyed Slasher had been playing rear guard as she ensured that the remainder of Father's companions had made it to relative safety. Truth be told, in taking the position as rear guard, Sylph was not working to ensure the survival of her Father's companions, rather the role allowed her to kill more of the Raiders that streamed out of Fairfax. Having spent a large amount of time observing the actions of her other half, enduring the skipping and happy, chipper tunes that passed through the ingrate's lips, Sylph was ready to take out her frustration and annoyances on the local Raider Populace.

*THUD*

The Anti-Materiel rifle that the Crimson Catastrophe had been carrying clattered against the ground as she dropped the jammed weapon in favor of increased mobility. Keeping an eye out for any Raider that dared stray too close to the assembled group, Sylph kept an ear glued to the sound of Father's and Miss Arizona's voices.

"If you want my opinion, I think our best is to run for Andale and hope that they don't turn us into little puddles of green goo before we have the chance to explain we're on a mission for Natsuki Manriki... otherwise, we can sit here spend the rest of the afternoon killing these Raiders until such a time as they get tired of us and decide to leave us alone. Thoughts?"

The Crimson Killer's lip were sealed on this matter since her desires would have exposed the group to added danger. Spotting a Raider at the base of the hill, the Stormy Eyed Terror pointed her Sister's Gifted Laser Pistol at the woman dressed in ragged leathers and squeezed the trigger, sending a bolt of energy through the Raider's chest and bringing her to the ground. Sylph looked down at the unmoving woman and frowned slightly. The super heated bolt of coalesced energy had cauterized the wound as it burnt through the Raider's vital organs...

"(Not enough blood.)" The Blue Haired Butcher thought to herself before returning her attention to Miss Arizona's response to Father's suggestion."I like that plan. It's simple, easy to remember." Miss Arizona said quickly before turning to the rapidly-approaching trio "Get into Andale! We let the Enclave deal with the raiders for now!"

Father's plan was sound and would have been relatively easy to enacted right away were it not for the untimely arrival of a new party into the fight, one who had managed to flank them despite Sylph standing guard. The nearby sound of revolver fire, followed by the muffled yelps of two men drew the Ruby Raider's attention and pushed her to move. Running in the direction of the noise, the young woman jumped up before sliding across the hood of a rusted wreck before spotting the bodies of two Raiders. The two shorts that Sylph had heard had been responsible for the death of the two men, both shot in the head. Shots rang out again, closer to where the Red Menace was and once again the Crimson Catastrophe was on the move. Stalking her prey, Sylph passed through hole in the side of a collapsed building and spotted the person responsible for the gun shots.

Sylph regarded the man for a moment, noting the all black attire that was reminiscent of priestly vestments. The black cover of a once gilded book could be seen poking out of the man's bag. Were it not for the fact that this man was shooting at people, he could have been mistaken for a priest. Instead, Sylph's mind came to one conclusion.

"(Undertaker.)" The Crimson Menace thought to herself as she moved towards him, the Gifted Laser Pistol holstered while both her blades had been revealed, the wrist mounted blade as well as the blade of her gifted Katana. It was likely that this was one of Henry's men and as such she would make this kill up close and personal.

"Brother Undertaker." Father's voice came from behind Sylph as he emerged from the hole that Sylph had come in from. The assault rifle hung at Father's side while his 10mm pistol was pointed at his former brethren, "Unless you were supposed to be my replacement, you're not supposed to be here because clearly stories regarding my death have been grossly exaggerated."

Sylph paused and waited for Father to either kill the man or order her to kill the man for him. Instead Father waited for the man to answer.

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The Wild Wastelands | Springvale Elementary School
Constance Sorrowfeld and the Deep End of Adult Issues
Constance Sorrowfeld​
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Constance Sorrowfeld, daughter of a much maligned member of the East Coast Division of the Enclave, American Enclave Scout of America and Blind Girl with a vestigial tail turned augmentation experiment was fairly normal for a young woman her age. She was at the point in her life where she thought adultish type things but understood none of these thoughts. This was especially true when it came to true adults and their relationships.

"Will the Deathclaw be joining us" Miss Blamco Kristin asked absently as she set a table for five people and in the process appeared to completely ignore thoughts and opinions of the American Enclave Scout of America as if Constance had been spouting a randomized series of made up words. The girl frowned and paused for a moment to listen to the movements taking place around the makeshift headquarters of the Sisterhood of Steel and heard nothing but the chattering of Sylphys and something that sounded like a door being kicked in the distance.

Before she had a chance to answer, a block of... cheese(?)... was placed before her by the quick moving BlamCo Heiress who walked around the school kitchen with an air of authority.

"First off, never be afraid to speak your mind. You can call me 'Kristin', provided that I can call you Constance and any number of nicknames that will follow in the future. McKenna is best left alone for now. I've known the man for a few days and already I feel like months have passed --- " Kristin explained before giving Constance instructions regarding the cheese, "Here, I need this cut into twenty segments. Divide that by four and add these spices for each, with a drop of this."

"(Wait... did she mean cut these into 5 pieces or cut these into 20 pieces and then each piece into 5 pieces making it one hundred pieces?" The slightly panicked Sous Chef wondered as she started hacking away at the block of cheese with a combat knife. As she did, the Commander and Chef started her own preparations, this time with a lowly piece of mutfruit.

"here was I? Oh right -- McKenna --- He has his own reasons for being here, namely for the sake of Lucy Black. So my word will mean very little to him. See, I was just caught up in all of their business by helping out -- I get crucified for trying to make the best out of a bad situa -- ..." Kristen stated before stopping mid sentence. Perhaps she'd come to her senses regarding Mister McKenna or perhaps she'd seen the uncomfortable look that Constance had on display due to her being involved in what was should have been considered Adult only topics. The Sight Impaired Cheese Slicer had been exposed to this sort of behavior before when Constance's mother, Charlotte Sorrowfeld, spoke of the father whose name Constance didn't even know.

"I'm sorry, Constance.", Kristin started is a much more calm tone, "As my name implies, I am the Blamco Heiress -- next in line to inherit complete ownership of the New Vegas BlamCo Division. On the West Coast, things are far different with the various factions. The Brotherhood burrow like molerats in their bunker. The Enclave Remnants show no recognition or knowledge of the BlamCo/East Coast Enclave alliance -- so we have been fighting for decades, for reasons unclear, because of past generations and their wars carrying over to us. But when you have your battle-sisters picked off by Brotherhood and Enclave alike because of outsider-prejudice, then you cannot help but see red when power armor shows up."

"(Leave it to those fanatics on the West Coast to uproot whatever good will the people would have had to a technologically superior organization bent on assisting with the reformation of human civiliazation)" The Feline Daredevil thought to herself as she finished the task that Kristin had given her. Looking up, Constance was amazed to see that Kristin had not only finished processing the mutfruit but a number of other items before mixing them into a rather colorful looking salad.

"But over here, everything is different. It had been two centuries since the alliance, how would the Enclave over here remember and be so different from the Remnants back at home. So I am still...shocked, confused and...a little guilty now that I know the alliance is still active, let alone remembered.", Kristin started preparing the base of the lasagne, "That message from your mother. A sudden affiliation, one that I believed to not apply -- hence why I never brought it up. It probably looks pretty bad to McKenna...and it feels like I betrayed BlamCo."

"(But Mother wouldn't have revealed that sort of information if there wasn't some good reason for it.)" Constance thought to herself, "(Since Kristin and Jonathan had already agreed to assist the training and arming of the Grand Sylphy Army, there would have been no advantage to fracturing their relationship)" The Naive Little Lady concluded. At least that was that was how Constance Sorrowfeld felt about her beloved mother. It was true that Constance had been shipped off to the American Enclave Scouts of America once she was able to walk and talk and it was also true that there were whispers that people around Constance had a tendency to disappear but it was her mother acting to do what was in the best interest of Constance, right? No. Enclave Intelligence Officer #411's tactics were misunderstood. She wanted what was best for the people of the Wasteland even if they didn't know what was best for them. It was the job of the East Coast Enclave to be the torch bearers, the light bringers, the illuminators to the dregs of this once great civilization.

These thoughts brought comfort to the young and impressionable child, who suddenly found herself sitting next to Kristin who was now staring directly at Constance.

"Tell me more about those, your badges! And those, your 'other' ears. ~They're adorable.~", Kristin noted enthusiastically, taking a seat next to Constance and placing a glass of wine & water for both of them. "Oh, and your training begins tonight. Fret not, it's just a shower together. Plus I need to wash my hair..."

"(A... a... bath?!)" The Pretty Panicked Potscourer thought to herself, suddenly self conscious about the tail that was draped over the end of the bench where she sat. It had always been a source of contention in the young girl's life. Despite the fact that she'd been subjected to an endless amount of teasing over the vestigial tail, Constance's mother had never given the Enclave Surgeons permission to remove the appendage. But this was training and Kristin was in charge of training the Sylphy army. What sort of precedent would it set if Constance ignored the Battlemistress? Would the Sylphys take direction from Kristin less seriously if Constance were to bow out of a training task?

"I... would be h...h...honored to begin training with you," The Flushed Little Feline Girl managed to stammer as she felt her cheeks become extremely hot, "A... as for my ears, they help me see by utilizing ultrasonic sound waves. I... it's like radar except I .. can make out objects in fine detail. For instance, I can see every single nick and scratch on your sword, M... Miss Kristin."

The young girl paused for a moment before taking a deep and relaxing and calming breath. Miss Blamco appeared to be the type of woman that respected strength, both physical and mental. If Constance continued this shameful display, would it undermine the trust that she was to build with the woman who was, for all intents and purposes, the de facto commander of this complex during training?

"As for my badges, I've earned a few of them while out in the field." The Slightly Pride Filled Feline Girl pointed at one that showed a Vault Girl doing a flip, "I got this one while evading a group of raiders by using rotting roof tops as landing platforms in a series of evasive acrobatic moves." Pointing to another badge that had the image of a Shotgun Weilding Vault Girl, "I got my Shotgun Proficiency Badge during what the Sylphys are calling the Gary's Last Stand and I got..."

The conversation was interrupted by the arrival of Miss Sorenson.

"I would like to inform both of you that your companion just pointed a gun at me and accused me of working for the Enclave when I offered to treat his wounds." she said levelly, this time turning directly at Kristin.

"He also told me he was apparently fooled before by someone else, who turned out to be an Enclave agent. I don't suppose either of you would be so kind as to explain just what happened? After all, I don't work for the Enclave in the least: I'm with the Followers of the Apocalypse. I'm not sure you could get a more diametrically opposed organization to the Enclave."

From what Jenna had said about the Followers and what Constance had learned from her studies in the American Enclave Scouts of America, this was not the case. The Followers of the Apocalypse followed the same path as the East Coast Enclave but had a different outlook on how Technology should be distributed. While the Followers thought that equal access should have been given to everyone, the Enclave thought that only those who had humanity's best interest in mind should have been given full access to advanced weaponry and medicines. Only those who knew best how to use these technologies should have been given access lest it be squandered by lesser minds. Technology and materiel were not unlimited and should be invested wisely.

"I'm not sure what happened... but I'm apart of the American Enclave Scouts of America, a group formed to learn the ideals and tenets set forth by Number One, Leader of the East Coast branch of the Enclave. I... think you have the wrong idea about us." Constance chimed in, "Do you really think of people like me so badly?"
 

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Kristin Blamco | Springvale Elementary School
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"I... would be h...h...honored to begin training with you," Kristin clapped her hands together upon hearing Constance's agreement to the proposal of training, "A... as for my ears, they help me see by utilizing ultrasonic sound waves. I... it's like radar except I .. can make out objects in fine detail. For instance, I can see every single nick and scratch on your sword, M... Miss Kristin."

This factoid caused Kristin's eyes to widen in amazement. This young girl had woken up one day, fed up with her vision and simply discarded her eyes for more ears! This brazen scout had rejected her own vision, defiant in the face of this perceptual realm and she was rewarded with the greatest view of the world. How utterly remarkable!

("Seeress") - An appropriate title, once earned, would be befitting of the wellspring of potential glimpsed by the Valkyrie.

The young girl paused for a moment before taking a deep and relaxing and calming breath. Kristin, whose attention was divided between Constance and the various pots on the stove, moved to what appeared to be an enormous cauldron of steaming noodles/cheese/spices and chewy brahmin-bits. The large cauldron was reserved for the Sylphys, how she was going to ration this out...well, she would need a little help from Constance in a few minutes. In comparison to the four plates set aside for Constance, Moon-Dweller, McKenna and Kristin -- the Sylphy-Stew was homely and certainly nutritious, but it was not going to stimulate the tastebuds like the BlamCo LazaNyaa. Set to simmer, Kristin prepared the utensils, glasses and placemats for presentation, while she eagerly took in Constance's refreshing enthusiasm.

"As for my badges, I've earned a few of them while out in the field." The Slightly Pride Filled Feline Girl pointed at one that showed a Vault Girl doing a flip, "I got this one while evading a group of raiders by using rotting roof tops as landing platforms in a series of evasive acrobatic moves." (Kristin's imagined version of the events included the Extra-Sensory Acrobat evading a hailstorm of minigun fire from a nearby Super Mutant death squad. There were explosion too, obviously.) Pointing to another badge that had the image of a Shotgun Wielding Vault Girl, "I got my Shotgun Proficiency Badge during what the Sylphys are calling the Gary's Last Stand and I got..."

Heads turned in unison to the sudden arrival of the Moon-Dweller, her white astronaut suit was positively radiant, if not for the ill news that was to follow.

"I would like to inform both of you that your companion just pointed a gun at me and accused me of working for the Enclave when I offered to treat his wounds." she said levelly, this time turning directly at Kristin.

It was fortunate that Kristin had finished arranging the last plate, for if she had heard this news mere moments ago, there was little doubt that an enraged Valkyrie would have snapped the table in half.

"He also told me he was apparently fooled before by someone else, who turned out to be an Enclave agent. I don't suppose either of you would be so kind as to explain just what happened? After all, I don't work for the Enclave in the least: I'm with the Followers of the Apocalypse. I'm not sure you could get a more diametrically opposed organization to the Enclave."

Kristin disliked the petty squabbles and management of allegiances. One party does this, another party does that - 'we need them' says the family, smile and nod and be the kindest little princess. No no no, no fighting or unladylike behaviour! You have a royal duty as a woman and a princess to uphold. This aggravated Kristin BlamCo to no end, hence the rise of the Valkyrie Unit. She might be steadfast in her beliefs and swear fealty to the Blamco name, but she would never be content with the 'life' of a pampered princess.

Still, there were moments like these were Kristin had to walk a fine line for the future of BlamCo. She took no joy in it and she certainly needed to blow off some steam -- unfortunately, McKenna's or #411's jaws were not available for pummeling.

"I'm not sure what happened... but I'm apart of the American Enclave Scouts of America, a group formed to learn the ideals and tenets set forth by Number One, Leader of the East Coast branch of the Enclave. I... think you have the wrong idea about us." Constance chimed in, "Do you really think of people like me so badly?"

Kristin BlamCo, clad in silver-dyed leather armor overlaid with steel-plated greaves, one could easily discern the latest BlamCo Logo patched above her right breast (a comically-shaped bomb seated atop a bowl of smiley-faced noodles). Kristin's face remained grim, yet she gestured to the seat alongside Constance.

"I should make one thing very clear, my loyalty is solely aimed towards the New Vegas BlamCo Branch and our allies.", Kristin had addressed both of them, regal, uncharacteristic, before diverting her attention to Constance, "I am not Enclave, but from what I can gather, it was this very branch of the Enclave that ensured BlamCo's survival just before the Great War -- so on that merit, I will gladly aid in the duty that I was so ambitiously provided with. I have a very concrete reason for being here --- but I must be completely transparent..."

Kristin turned her gaze to the Moon-Dweller, stopping to nod her head in acknowledgement and respect.

"...in the New Vegas BlamCo branch, we work hand-in-hand with the Followers of the Apocalypse. Providing jobs, training, access to more heavily-funded research facilities for medical practises in exchange for crop cultivation, livestock care and food research and experimentation. Even now, I have a sister aiding in an ongoing animal rehabilitation program. Nevertheless...", Kristin shook her head as she was getting sidetracked, "I am here to ensure that the Sylphy Army does not senselessly march to their death. They will not be treated as mere cannon-fodder."

Turning back to Constance, slightly more grim while broaching this topic "As long as our work here is directed towards ensuring the restoration and protection of the Wasteland -- then you will have my endless support. Although it will require some adjustment on my part and good faith on yours, if we are to make up for West Coast BlamCo & Enclave's hostile relationship."

Spinning on her heel, Kristin sought to the dishing up of the BlamCo LazaNyaa alongside the tangy salads she had prepared. Settling for large portions for each, it was a classic Italian lasagne recipe infused with green peppers, mushrooms topped with a thin coating of white sauce. Decorated with thinly-sliced slivers of mutfruit, Kristin presented the plates to her guests. Opening the bowls of salad, a pair of tongs were propped on top for free helpings of a vegetarian (How dare you) option. Filling the glasses of each with fresh water from Kristin's reserves, she paused on the red wine and allowed her guests to make that decision for themselves.

"As for McKenna...", Kristin set the dish cloth down, "I find it repugnant that he can draw a weapon on a Follower and I apologise. He was my companion, a guide through the Wastelands as it were, since I only arrived here on the East Coast mere days ago. I don't wish to deal with him at the moment, since he can become unapproachable and, well, violent in this kind of state. He will come around...if not, I will be your shield."

Why was she even defending him anymore?

"He believes me to be an Enclave Agent?", Kristin almost smirked at the absurdity of the notion, "No, not even close. He did overhear a sudden announcement from those Floating Eyeballs Thingys, from Constance's mother no less about the BlamCo alliance with the East Coast Enclave. We provided all of the Vaults with food, while the Enclave ensured that the Blamco Lineage had a Vault of it's own. On the West Coast, BlamCo has received attacks from the Enclave and Brotherhood alike, as we have expanded our influence. Decades of fighting has bred contempt, so McKenna, under the impression that I am Anti-Enclave...thinks I'm a spy? Because he heard about the alliance over here on the East? That doesn't make me a spy, that means that I have a chance to put an end to senseless fighting between two factions."

Kristin appeared to growing more agitated by the minute. Instead of lashing out, she simply grew silent after the overly long ramble about family and politics. Her most-loathed subjects of conversation.

After waiting for the appropriate moment whilst checking the large cauldron of Sylphy-Stew, Kristin looked around feebly for extra bowls. "Constance. Do we have bowls or plates for the Sylphys? It can wait till after you've eaten, but I like to be prepared."
 

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The Wild Wastelands | Southern New California Republic | The Distant Past
Departures
Thomas "Shifty" McGee​
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"I had hoped that you had decided on removing ... THAT... before you left," The said a stern and matter of fact voice from behind where Thomas "Shifty" McGee was crouched, packing the last of his equipment. Thomas didn't even need to look behind him to know that it was Thomas' own father that was grumbling his displeasure over the fact that the Freshly Initiated Undertaker was still sporting an outlandishly styled mohawk atop his head, "If it were any other one else within the Union, I'd have ordered them to cut it off their head long ago but your mother, Walt rest her soul, still advises me to allow you this bit of independence. You should thank her before you depart."

This was not how these sort of events, these fair-thee-wells were supposed to unfold. These were not the words that should have been spoken by a father to his son on the eve of his departure, especially if they were potentially the last words were passed between them. Abraham's words should have been filled with advice and encouragement. Shifty, however, was not the sort of person to begrudge his father this last bit of lecturing. The young man was on the cusp of leaving the safety of his home and venturing out into the unknown. There was nothing that could break him of his excitement, not even the current Master of the Undertaker's Union.

"I checked with the outfitters already and they had nothing suitable, sir." Thomas reponded as he turned to face the Patriarch of the McGee family. The two men regarded each other for a moment, Thomas attempting to memorize the details of his father's gruff face while Abraham could only wonder why his only remaining son had decided to take this path. The younger of the McGees was the one to break the awkward silence, "I know that you think that I'm making a mistake by taking over the Victoria's duties on the East Coast but if I am to assume the role of this Union's Master, as you've expressed your desire for me to do on many an occasion, it would benefit our brothers and sisters if they can turn to someone that has been through the same trials that they have endured and seen the same sights that they have seen... sir."

Abraham let out a long sigh. Though he'd been absent for the majority of his youngest son's life, he was still knew his child enough to know when he was lying... or at least not fully revealing himself. Placing a firm hand on Thomas' shoulder he gestured at the relic that was set in the middle of the room, easily recognized by those who chose to follow the Words of Lord Walt.

It had been a miracle for the Undertaker's Union to locate the last resting place of Lord Walt and it had been an even bigger miracle that after all these years, the brain of the most holy of men was still bobbing gently within a container filled with oxygenated cryogenic suspension fluid. The Vault of Lord Walt had been located during the restoration of the Matterhorn, which had also, miraculously, survived the nuclear blast that had leveled the city formerly known as Anaheim. Having gained access to the Vault of Lord Walt, the restoration crew found not a living soul inside of the structure, save for Lord Walt's Brain. Instead, they found mindless automatons that endlessly maintained the Holy Shrine even after all these many years, thus confirming the genius of Lord Walt Disney.

Thomas blinked as his eyes focused on the Relic of Lord Disney before releasing the breath that he'd been holding since he told his lie.

"I... also want to see the world. See its people. I want to know why Hen-... my former brother abandoned us. I want to find someone as special to me as Mother was to you, sir." The Naive Young Undertaker admitted shamefully. It was a selfish desire that made him all the more unfit to be the next in line to me the Master of the Undertaker's Union.

"I understand," The McGee Elder said after a moment, "and you have my blessings to depart on these conditions."

Thomas "Shifty" McGee, Undertaker of the East, turned with a slight smile on his face before awaiting his father's instructions.

"Visit your mother before you leave, since you'll not be visiting her for some time, you should thank her for the years she devoted to raising you and for convincing me to allow you to keep that... rebellion of yours." The Master Undertaker said as he gestured at Shifty's Mohawk, "On your journey to the East, you will pass through New Vegas. You will meet the Undertaker that you are replacing. She will have instructions for you. While you have never met Victoria, you will know her when you see her. You are to also locate the Followers of the Apocalypse. Tell them the Undertakers are in need of their expertise."

The Young, Newly Initiated Undertaker nodded as he memorized this set of instructions.

"Finally, there the body of a departed man was spotted just East of here. Give him a proper burial. He has nothing with which he can pay except for the one thing I suspect you will need." Abraham said before turning away from his son. As he started to walk towards the Shrine's exit, he looked over his shoulder and gave his son a few last words, "Safe travels, Shifty, may you find everything that you're looking for."

Thomas stood there, unable to move or say anything. It had been the first and would be the only time his Father had referred to him by the nickname given to him by his mother. Shifty McGee was sure that his mother would have been pleased with the news. Turning and grabbing his pack, he exited the Shrine of Lord Walt and entered the world.

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~SQUEEEEEEAK!~

The wheels of the bicycle that had been issued to the young undertaker screamed in protest as he came to a stop. Cresting a blast damaged overpass, Thomas turned and looked at the place that had been his home since his birth. He had visited his mother's grave. He had spoken with her and found peace in knowing that the decision to leave would be the right one. He had said his goodbyes to the other newly initiated Undertakers that were waiting for their own postings. He had spotted his father talking to a new group of trainees about the importance of the Undertaker's Union and their quest to leave no body unburied. Without another word to his father, Thomas "Shifty" McGee left.

The man who would be the Undertaker of the East turned back to the open road that stretched before him, his eyes misted over by unwelcome tears and regarded the path the lay before him. Before him lay a great unknown World. Before him lay happiness. Before him lay a tragedy. Before him lay love. Before him lay sacrifice. But those things were a ways away, separated by distance and time. Immediately laying before the Undertaker was the corpse of a former Caravan Merchant whose wares had already been plundered. Not an item of worth was left on the man save for a worn and battered top hat. Picking up the item, Thomas the Undertaker looked it over before placing it on top of his head.

"I'm here to help your rest, sir." Shifty said reassuringly to the body as he pulled a shovel from where it had been mounted on the bicycle, "Let no man nor beast bother your eternal slumber again. Let not the world remove one more hair or shred of skin from your mortal body. Be assured that you are in good hands."

Walking to the bottom of the overpass, the Undertaker flipped on the radio that had been mounted to the bicycle's handlebars and started digging.


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The Wild Wastelands | Springvale Elementary School
Dinner for 75
Constance Sorrowfeld​
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American Enclave Scout of America Constance Sorrowfeld was silent for the entirety of Miss Blamco's explanation as to the circumstances surrounding her arrival in Wastelands of D.C. The more Miss Blamco voiced her misgivings of Mister McKenna, the most the young Cat Eared Scout started to worry about the likelihood of her mission's success. If her mother's message was to be believed, the Grand Sylphy Army would be needed to stop a great evil from overtaking the D.C. Wastelands. More to the point, Constance was worried about Miss Blamco. While they had just met eachother, Constance could see that Mis... Kristin was someone that the young girl could look up to... someone that she could aspire to be. She was strong both physically as well as in her convictions. There was part of Constance that even thought the unthinkable, that Kristin was someone who Constance admired more than Miss Natsuki Manriki.

Shaking her head as if to banish the thought, the young Shotgun Toting Cat Eared Scout realized that the Beautiful BlamCo Berserker was addressing her.

"Constance. Do we have bowls or plates for the Sylphys? It can wait till after you've eaten, but I like to be prepared." The Chief Executive of Cheese said as she looked for additional bowls.

"Of... Of... Of course we do, Miss K... Kristin. Though I keep them in the storage room or the Sylphys will start using the plates and bowls for target practice." The Suddenly Surprised Scout said as she nodded emphatically, "I'll go grab them and have them back quickly."

Hopping off of the stool where she was sitting, Constance headed through the kitchen's exit, stopping for a moment to look left and then right before taking the route left. Unbeknownst to either Miss Jenna or Miss Kristin, Constance's sense of direction was slightly off after having passed out after meeting Malkos. "Looking" about, Constance noticed a fair bit of interference that had started clouding her vision. Since it wasn't all that bad, the young Cat Eared, Shotgun Toting Acrobat ignored the issue. While she could talk to Miss Jenna about the issue later, Miss Kristin was waiting for the bowls now. Walking down the hall a little further down the hall, Constance turned and opened the door that lead to the storage closet... unfortunately it wasn't the correct one.

The storage room that Constance had chosen not only contained a few bowls but it also contained a rather large hole that housed a whole colony of Giant Ants, who served as the initial sparring partners for the Sylphy Soldiers. Entering the room, Constance did realize that there was something wrong until she heard the sound of gravel rolling down a sharp incline.

"Oh no." The young girl muttered as she pulled unshouldered her weapon and pointed it at the hole. Waiting for a moment, the Sharp Shooting Shotgunner pulled the trigger as the head of a Giant Ant peaked out over the lip of the hole.

SPLORCH!!

The head exploded messily as the solid shotgun slug slammed into the insect's cranium and sent chunks of green ant goop all over the stacks of dishes and bowls that had been arranged nearby. More noises flooded up from the bottom of the hole and informed the Aurially Augmented Alley-cat that the corpse of Constance's latest victim was being dragged back to the Ant Colony.

"Phew." The Cat Eared Young Girl phewed as she grabbed a stack of bowls and headed back towards the kitchen, not before closing the Storage Room door however.

"Here you go, Kristininin. I think this is enough for the 50 Sylphys." Constance said cheerfully as she put them in the sink and began scrubbing the ant bits off of them.

"Sylphy Sylphy Sylphy!" A Sylphy said from the corner.

"Wh... wh... WHAT?!" The Stuttering Snail Girl, Hachikuji Scout stuttered before looking at the bowls, "75? How are there... never mind."

There weren't actually 25 more bowls left in the storage room but there was a place that Constance knew of that contained more bowls, the house that formerly housed Lucy Black, Constance's Mother's Mortal Enemy... though truth be told Constance thought she was a rather nice woman from the stories she'd heard from the members of Fallout Sector.

"Well Miss Kristin, there's more bowls left in Miss Black's former residence. If you want, I can go pick them up or I can just wash them as the Sylphys eat in shifts." The now Lost Prone snail cow Scout said as she sat back down on the stool, waiting to see what else she could help Miss Kristininin with.
 

FalloutJack

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The thing about the Enclave's Replicants is that they did as they were programmed to without fail, and did not care about anything else. There were some robots that were a bit more custom or malfunctioned, or even had a better personality... The Replicants had NO personality. They didn't even talk. They were perfectly capable of dispassionately watching the people looking to find Dunwich DIE as much as watching the raiders who attacked them die. It was only going to be a case of them acting if something made them do it, either prior commands or self-defense. That was why some border areas of Andale had corpses that they hadn't even bothered cleaning up. The cracks and pows of gunfire, the explosions and disintegrations... None of these made them budge. No, not even the detection of Deathclaws in the area...

The raiders were cauught entirely flatfooted by them. You see, they had been regrouping in order to try and get at the travelers again, when one of them heard a heavy thump-thump sound along with heavy breathing and peeked over his shoulder. What he got for his successful perception check was the view of three nasty-looking Deathclaws that had simply walked up to them, actually being sneaky in a sense. The next thing ya know, there's this awful roar [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4EpB43x_Vs] and a scream of sudden panic from the raiders as the beasts descend upon them. The Dunwich party, those that care to see this going on, get a decent view of the carnage. Raiders fly into bits and pieces from the sheer force or from just being ripped apart, literally. That last one... He looks...ewww... Those Deathclaws ARE the Bloody Mess Perk! However, there was something else here as well: A woman.

The woman was some sort of traveler, with a Chinese Assault Rifle on her back, and a belt with numerous pouches and survival gear at her waist. She was dressed in shirt and skirt, leather gauntlets and cowboy boots with raised heels. One thing that stood out, apart from her proximity to Deathclaws without dying was that she was wow-gorgeous, with long red hair and a traffic-wrecking figure. Might be a little late to wreck any cars lying around, of course, but hey check THIS out! She pulled something from a pouch and raised it over her head for a second. No sooner had she done so than all the Deathclaws raised their heads to scent the air and quickly gather around her like she was one of them! One of the beasts even gave her a quick bunt to the shoulder.

This sort of scene would not make any sense to most people, except that they were witness to the impossible: The woman had control of the Deathclaws somehow. They treated her nicely, even seemed to respond to her somehow. Now that they were all in a group, they were approaching the group, which was still outside Andale limits, as determined by the Replicants. No doubt there would be some jaw-dropping, nervousness, and even stares in horror at the approach of the dealers of death and the one who stood with them. Evan swallowed. Nothing in the Vault, nothing in the Brotherhood, could have prepared him for this. He just about managed to speak.

Evan: Umm...hi?

"Um. Hello? ...You all look like you're about to run in the opposite direction, please don't."

Some of them, certainly. Maybe not Sylph, but Evan's mind was having to work through fight-or-flight right now. Those Deathclaws were bigger than the local breed. Maybe they were older, maybe they were eating well, or maybe she wasn't from around here, but he was having to work hard to come up with a reply and all he was getting right now was...

Evan: Why?

"Because...these are my friends. I'm Fiona Callahan, sometimes called the Deathclaw Whisperer. I mean it, I can talk to them."

She could?! Well, it was obvious, but saying so somehow made it more real. Wait, were they...?

Evan: Do...they talk to? I've heard of it happening...

"No, but they can understand you."

Somehow, that made him feel more uneasy. Did that make them better? Worse? They weren't going to attack, though... Then, he paused, noticing something he'd missed before: Light skin. That was a trait that he himself had, as well as others like him.

Evan: Are you...a Vault Dweller?

"Yes. I am."

Holy shit! A Vault Dweller had tamed a bunch of Deathclaws! Or something like that.

Evan: I think we should talk...like...alot.

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He wasn't sure what was up with the man who immediately spoke to him, but somehow Malkos didn't want to inform him that there was a strange feeling he kept getting from the South-West, or in fact to bother correcting him at the moment about the fact that he was not engineered, but born. The fact that he understood the concept was...trouble, perhaps. Since the pressure was off of him for the moment, the Deathclaw slunk off quickly and buried the Deathclaw corpses he had recovered. He placed rubble on top of them as well, to make sure it wasn't dug up. Several of the Sylphy things were watching him when he did. He pointed to the place he'd buried them.

"Do not dig them up. Do not eat Deathclaws anymore. That is all."

He went back to the building to see if anything had developed of interest. It was nothing but idle curiosity. Malkos re-entered just in time to be mentioned by the BlamCo woman. There was a...strange smell in the air that was similar to the strange BlamCo boxes he had seen. Hmmm. Was the Deathclaw to join them FOR mealtime or AS mealtime? They'd better not try the latter... The conversation turned to that of the Enclave. That hated word, those monstrious people. Grandfather Goris could never forget Vault 13. Never. And neither would he... Strangely enough, that doctor-woman burst in and started talking about the Enclave just as Constance was going on about her achievements. Good thing she never got down to the Gauntlet...

Most of them appeared to be declaring their allegiance NOT to the Enclave, but there seemed to be some issues of contradiction, and what confused him the most was the girl. Why did such a puny thing exist for the Enclave? This was not a powersuit person. Malkos continued to watch this unfold, and he sniffed the air to make sure the stew was not the last of any Deathclaw meat on hand. It had better not be.

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Well, while Eddie and the other ED were sizing each other up - bonnet notwithstanding - the Not-Alien, Not-Evil, Not-Enclave Steinmetz - who is not a number, but a free man - was attempting to use a bound wrist-computer to bring that Eye-Bot to heel. They only had a select amount of control code permutations, and so it would either get under his control or - and this was the more likely bit - go rogue and try to kill him for attempting to assume control. Didn't really matter, since he was just making sure that the Enclave was having any of it. By the way...wasn't something suppose to explode around here or something? He stepped near Trixie.

Number Six: I don't incline myself to tell you people how to do things, but you may wish to stand back...

As He did, because the pod was intoning a countdown, and that countdown was seconds away from reaching Zero!

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When he saw the first bolt of plasma hit him Talion was kind of confused at what was happening. He didn't think they were dumb enough to not understand... Everything began to slow as the other two bolts hit him and he began to wake up in full. Things long inactive began kicking in again at the initial shock and time began to slow. Drugs began to flow through his system and the old implants began to come online. The old VATS system in its inefficiency tugged at its battery and everything seemed to completely freeze as he thought and the implants dragged him into motion.

How long had it been since he had fought anyone so well equipped? Maybe a week or two but they hadn't hit him. It was probably the last war he had felt everything come on properly.

[Terrifying Presence] Talion roared violently at the pitiful enclave as he started moving.

He flicked the switch on his bomb and tossed it straight from him at the grunts as he ran rather quickly backwards, away from the bomb on the ground that would be set off shortly by the explosion and the bomb he had just thrown. There was a trigger delay of... what was it on that detonator? Less than a grenade, more than instantly.

They would be paste, but worst case he would need more drugs and a couple of seconds to get mobile again. Probably.

Ahh, VATS... What was it like? Everything in blissful slo-mo? The Clock King's acceleration device world? Something like that, plus a targeting system. Lovely. He was pelted with plasma bolts and let loose a swift reaction with a bomb that was just far away enough to not harm himself. In their midst, they moved back - having fanned out beforehand - and the bomb instantly caught two of them dead and in pieces. Two more were injured and injecting stims while on the ground. The outer two were concussed, but protected from the flames. They decided immediately that turnabout was fairplay and lobbed a pair of plasma grenades at Talion. Naturally, while the big robot was out of here, though, this was heard at the base. You'd have to be deaf not to have heard that.

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The warplane came to a landing in an open wasteland area that neither the Brotherhood of Steel nor the Enclave had any official control over. It wasn't long before a vertibird broke the horizon and came to a landing nearby. The Russian stepped out of his plane, the overcoat not bothering him in this heat somehow. He waited for the powersuits to come marching forth from their landing site. But...when they did...it was not the Enclave. These were older models, he could tell, refurbished from a different age. In short, they were the Brotherhood of Steel. Still very strong, but having problems with those who claimed to be, as they say, the 'big boys'. One took off a helmet now, revealing the woman who had spoken earlier, Sara Lyons.

Sara: Radanov, I presume.

Radanov: Da'. Is very good to see that our American allies are not dead. Seems to be a problem with who is in charge, though.

Sara: The Enclave never seems to stay down. They get hit hard, but it's like they're Rad-Roaches. Now, before they get here, I should warn you-

Too late. There was a powerful jetting sound, and soon a black-and-red powersuit - bigger than any other on the market - of the Black Devil design came over the hill, some sort of jetpack on its back. Number One landed nearby, alone. His pack folded into his suit and he approached.

"I wouldn't call it a lovely day, but it could be worse. I hear tell that some areas that were ground zero for nukes generate radiation storms. You are Radanov."

Radanov: Again, Da'. You are being the commander, then?

"I am. They call me Number One."

Sara: To me, you look like Number Two. Know what I mean?

Radanov: What does she mean?

"I'll tell you later. It's disgusting."

Yes, lovely things are happening in the background. Two major leaders were now occupied. In time, there would be more.
 

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The Wild Wastelands | The Dunwich Job | The Road To Dunwich
"Some things can only be described with words that include 'cluster' in them."
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Sometimes, things go smoothly. Everything according to plan. Other times, there were a few hiccups along the way, but ultimately everything works out. Then, sometimes, you had utter disasters, where everything that could go wrong, did. As the old, Ghoulish Freelancer broke into a run in the direction of Andale, she started to think that the situation they were in fell under the third category.

Then she looked back. Thomas and Sylph were not, in fact, following behind her, or even starting to overtake her on their way to Andale. Instead, they were holding someone at gunpoint. Someone who didn't look like one of the raiders still chasing after the lot of them.

Skidding to a halt, she whirled around and charged forward like a bull in their direction. She only stopped once she was behind some nearby cover, a section of upheaved street, across from the ruined building they had as their own cover.

"Hey! The fuck are you two doing? We're in the middle of a gunfight! It ain't the time to interrogate some stupid ************! Either grab him or shoot him, and lets--!" she called over, only to stop when an oddly familiar sound rang out over the gunfire.

The roar of a Deathclaw.

Arizona found herself clenching her teeth as she slowly eased up from behind the ruined asphalt to take a peek at what was going on. Deathclaws were bad news. The only creatures in the Wastes that were arguably as dangerous were swarms of Cazadores, or a bunch of burrowed Radscorpions, and even they weren't quite as deadly.

As soon as she had a clear view, she hissed a string of curses. It wasn't just one Deathclaw, but three, and they were busy slaughtering the raiders that were in the middle of chasing them. That was all well and good, but once they were done with the raiders, that left her group, and she wasn't about to wish a Deathclaw mauling on Thomas or Sylph. Or on the trio that joined them at Megaton, for that matter.

It took her a moment to notice that the Deathclaws were leaving someone alone: A woman, given the fact that her figure easily rivaled that of the crazy chick with the Bumper Sword. They were focused solely on turning the raiders into bloody paste on the road, and were ignoring her.

She watched with curiosity when, shortly after they were finished slaughtering their pursuers that the girl simply lifted a hand after taking something from her pack. Curiosity turned to dull shock when the Deathclaws, instead of ripping her to shreds, gathered around her, even butting their heads against her with affection.

Arizona slowly stood. Then she glanced over at Thomas and Sylph and jerked her chin in the direction of the newcomer and her Deathclaws.

"Well, do whatever you need to with Judas Priest and meet me over there. Be careful around the Deathclaws: Just because they're friendly to her doesn't mean they'll be friendly to us." she told them.

Then she climbed up onto the street and made her way to the Deathclaw pack. It was clear enough from a glance that she was controlling them somehow, especially when she approached the trio at the edge of Andale and the Deathclaws didn't move to attack them. She also couldn't help but notice the Enclave soldiers just standing there doing absolutely nothing, which was arguably just as weird. She was pretty sure even Enclave boys got nervous or trigger-happy at the sight of Deathclaws.

By the time she got there, she only caught the back half of their conversation.

"Are you... a Vault Dweller?"

This came from one of the trio, though she couldn't quite remember his name. Ewing? Evans? Something with an E. The girl, who looked even more uncomfortably busty up close, didn't even hesitate to answer.

"Yes. I am."

A Vault Dweller, huh? She didn't doubt it. Even without one of those blue jumpsuits, her pale, barely sun-kissed skin was a dead giveaway. In fact, she was willing to bet that all of the boys in her Vault would've drooled over her in skintight leather, or spandex, or whatever those damn Vault Suits were made of.

"Well, that's nice. So, who're you, why are you here, and how the the hell do you have a coupla Deathclaws following you around like they're some overgrown puppies?" she asked gruffly, keeping a firm hold of Lester in case they decided to make a move to attack.

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The Wild Wastelands | Springvale | Springvale School Kitchen
"Feast for Sylphy."
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Jenna wasn't entirely sure what to expect from either Constance or Kristin when she asked for an explanation regarding Jonathan's behavior. Given the way he was acting, she was reasonably certain that he was more than a little paranoid as far as the Enclave was concerned, but she didn't know why, or what caused it.

What she most definitely did not expect was for Constance to outright state that she was part of the "American Enclave Scouts of America", which was both redundant and a minor shock.

"I'm not sure what happened... but I'm apart of the American Enclave Scouts of America, a group formed to learn the ideals and tenets set forth by Number One, Leader of the East Coast branch of the Enclave. I... think you have the wrong idea about us. Do you really think of people like me so badly?"

The Followers Doctor couldn't help but sigh softly and shake her head.

"Constance, I don't think badly of you. But you're young, and the Enclave... Has a lot of history, especially back in the NCR where I'm from." Jenna said quietly.

Her domed helmet shifted to properly "face" Kristin when she started to speak.

"I should make one thing very clear, my loyalty is solely aimed towards the New Vegas BlamCo Branch and our allies. I am not Enclave, but from what I can gather, it was this very branch of the Enclave that ensured BlamCo's survival just before the Great War -- so on that merit, I will gladly aid in the duty that I was so ambitiously provided with. I have a very concrete reason for being here --- but I must be completely transparent..."

She went on to explain that the New Vegas branch of BlamCo was only allied with the Followers of the Apocalypse, something that Jenna was already familiar with. The only reason she was there, helping the Enclave at all with this endeavor, was to keep the Sylphy clones from being easily-slaughtered cannon-fodder, though if this East Coast Enclave had benevolent goals towards the people of the Wastes, they had her support.

Jenna couldn't exactly argue there. On her way to the Capital Wasteland, she had heard some weird things about the Enclave operating here. Despite the fact that those rumors were fuzzy at best, they didn't exactly align with the stories she had heard about the Enclave back home. Still, even she felt duty-bound to support any group with humanitarian aims, especially whenever they coincided with Follower goals.

Kristin took a moment to finish preparing their meal before turning back and addressing the subject of Jonathan.

"As for McKenna... I find it repugnant that he can draw a weapon on a Follower and I apologise. He was my companion, a guide through the Wastelands as it were, since I only arrived here on the East Coast mere days ago. I don't wish to deal with him at the moment, since he can become unapproachable and, well, violent in this kind of state. He will come around...if not, I will be your shield."

"Hopefully, that won't be necessary." Jenna said quickly, holding up her hands in a pacifying gesture.

"He believes me to be an Enclave Agent? No, not even close. He did overhear a sudden announcement from those Floating Eyeballs Thingys, from Constance's mother no less about the BlamCo alliance with the East Coast Enclave. We provided all of the Vaults with food, while the Enclave ensured that the Blamco Lineage had a Vault of it's own. On the West Coast, BlamCo has received attacks from the Enclave and Brotherhood alike, as we have expanded our influence. Decades of fighting has bred contempt, so McKenna, under the impression that I am Anti-Enclave...thinks I'm a spy? Because he heard about the alliance over here on the East? That doesn't make me a spy, that means that I have a chance to put an end to senseless fighting between two factions."

Shaking her head, Jenna sat down and rubbed two gloved fingers on her helmet where her temples would have been.

"Then it just sounds like a miscommunication. She said one thing, but he heard another. But, I can't help but wonder..." Jenna said, trailing off.

She couldn't help but wonder why he seemed so... So hostile when he suspected that she was with the Enclave. Why was he so adamantly convinced that she was lying when she said she didn't have anything to do with them?

She made a quiet scoffing sound. A better question was why it seemed to bother her so much. It wasn't like she had planned to stick around. After all, the entire reason she was in the Capital Wasteland to begin with was to examine the Project Purity facility. And that meant that she was going to have to get involved with another organization of thugs clad in Power Armor that she wasn't particularly fond-of: The Brotherhood of Steel. As far as she was concerned, they weren't much better than the Enclave, though they at least vaguely valued human lives. Though only human lives.

Slowly lowering her head onto the table with a low groan, she tried to will away the growing migraine as Constance and Kristin tried to sort out the issue of feeding 75 Sylphy Clones. Her self-imposed mission was quickly looking like it was going to be more difficult than she first thought. And she didn't even know where to begin to try and make it more manageable on her own.
 

TheDoctor455

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Vera the little eyebot with ribbons in her antennae wasn't sure what to make of her new traveling companions as they made their way to... somewhere. Though she wasn't sure if they were actually going anywhere, seeing as most of what they ever seemed to do was stand around. Which was fine by her as she needed a moment to understand them.

First, there was the zombie... er... or was it Ghoul? Vera's data-banks were expansive and contained a lot of useful information... most of which was classified and more closely resembled a bar code than anything else... and I seem to have lost control of this sentence. Damn.

Vera studied the Ghoul. Physically he did not seem to be entirely atypical of his umm... species(?moredataneeded?) though his mode of dress was very strange. The closest analogue Vera's datastores had was... The King. But even that didn't come close to explaining what her visual-sensors were telling her interpretation matrix. He seemed to think himself some kind of musician, but his style of music was far beyond humble Vera's frame of reference (patent pending). She shook off her discomfort. He seemed friendly enough, though she was certain that he was likely radiating a collection of venereal diseases... which in turn led her to question whether he was really a Ghoul or just horribly degenerated from his various infections.

She turned away from the ghoul, shivering violently as he gave her a strange look. At least, that's what it looked like to Vera. She had no idea what he was doing most of the time.

Then there was the quiet one. With the swords. He didn't talk much, in fact, Vera's initial scans found that his voice box was barely functional at all, so it was no surprise.

It really said something that the most normal member of the group was a strange young man that had fallen from the sky in a dress or possibly a kimono. Vera's databanks were a bit light on fashion and cultures other than American - bzzt: Correction: the only culture ever. American. All others are commie propaganda. Bzzt.

Where the hell had THAT come from? Vera thought.

She made a number of excited beeping and chirping noises in an attempt to let her new companions know that she was friendly and was happy to help... however she could.
 

The Harkinator

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Evan had so many questions, the idea of Deathclaw domestication whizzed through his mind. The idea of Deathclaw domestication without the Enclave's range of mind control devices enticed him even more. With his mind racing he looked at Fiona properly for the first time and... yeah. Standing close beside Evan was William, who was also ummm... noticing Fiona. Arizona's comment snapped them both out of staring and made them remember themselves.

"Dudley." "Dudley." they said almost simultaneously, reaching their arms out to slap the air where Dudley Sullivan's stomach would have been. Instead their arms were left hanging awkwardly in the air, hands less than a foot away from each other.

"That was weird right?"

"Yes, let's not do this again. You do it next time and we'll alternate from that point onwards." Said William curtly, trying to draw a line under the entire thing. Turning to address Fiona he said, "What's the deal with Snap, Crackle, and Pop?" in a slightly guarded tone. Much as she seemed to have complete control over the Deathclaws, they were still one of the most fearsome predators of the wasteland.

Not that anyone could tell, but Evan was groaning internally at the nicknames William had attributed to the Deathclaws. There was so much he wanted to ask Fiona and in the absence of Dudley it was inevitable the other third of The Three Musketeers would say something stupid.

"So you said you came from a vault?"
 

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With the Enclave scientist gone and the door locked, Jonathan finally found himself enough time to relax. Placing the bandages in the sink, he took a look of himself in the mirror. Felt a sudden urge to punch said mirror. Last time I punched something out of an urge I almost broke a hand.

Self-loathing notwithstanding, it was rather fortunate that a momemt of respite had presented itself when it did, for he found himself in desperate need of one. A moment to regain his composure and steel himself for what lay ahead. No matter how hopeless it is. Why do I do this?

When you've a task to do, it's better to do it than live in fear of it. That's what his father used to tell him, and of all the little wisdom pieces he uttered this one was the one that for some reason stuck with Jonathan the most. It was a sorry excuse for his M.O., but thinking on it he couldn't quite come up with a better reason, but also no adequate reason to give up. So, forward to death it is.

But before that, a shower. Ancient Greeks had a custom where warriors would shower before battle so as to meet death clean. A silly, romantic notion, if only because by the time they died they'd likely have littered themselves with sweat and blood -their's or their enemies- but Jonathan was gonna have a shower anyway, and the parallel seemed fitting. He removed his clothes, grunting at the fact he would have to clean his bloody clothes, and walked in the shower, let the cold water encompass him.

After a momentary wince at the sudden cold, he started cleaning himself. He unfortunately lacked any sort of showering lotions, so he'd have to do with just getting rid of the blood and dirt would have to do for now.

And as he did, his thoughts returned to recent events. Specifically, unanswered questions, pecking at the back of his head. Why? That is always the most relevant question.

The woman was an Enclave agent. All evidence showed so. Yet, she killed two Enclave Operatives and had her cover blown by another one. Two very contradictory lines of action lay before him, and that either meant he was wrong, or that he was missing the knot that tied them together.

He turned the water down and started drying himself with a towel. When something doesn't make sense, start from the beginning. Kristin Blamco, alleged princess from the West, stumbles upon Lucy Black as she's being attacked and rescues her. That part at least was easy to follow. Blamco was tasked with making sure that Lucy Black, former Enclave asset, privy to a lot of sensitive information, would make good of her promise of a retirement. It also explains how she immediately latched upon Jonathan when he revealed who he was.

He started dressing his wound. Another contradiction made itself apparent. If Blamco was sent to observe Lucy, why was #411 sent in aswell? There would be little justifiable reason to send two different people to achieve the same goal through two different, mutually exclusive means. Indeed, everything #411 had done thus far only seved to inconvenience Blamco.

With the wound dressed, he started cleaning his bloody clothes. #411 had a civil war planned. Her entire reason for her bargain with him was because she needed a man of his expertise, after all. So could it have been that she was trying to undermine Blamco because they were on opposing sides?

With the cleaning done, he grabbed his wet clothes and, with a towel to cover his modest parts, headed upstairs to get new clothes. No, it wouldn't make sense for #411 to reveal her hand to an advesary so early. As incompetent as she was and as questionable her plans, she at least had enough enough common sense to not commit suicide.

He started dressing up with a pair of Isaac's old clothes. This was the second time he had done so, and wished it wouldn't happen frequently. He grunted with irritation, once more the truth was within his grasp, all he needed was that one hint that would make everything fall into place.

He grabbed the pile of wet clothes again, and moved downstairs and the back of the house to hang them in the sun. Maybe he was wrong. Maybe he was overthinking thing. There was no way #411 would act that way towards an Enclave agent, ally or not.

Unless...

The thought froze him in place, as he was in the process of hanging his trenchcoat on a string.If #411 didn't know that Kristin Blamco was undercover, if she thought her to truly be the cheese-worshipping battle vixed she claimed to be, she'd have no reason not to act as she did. She would have no trouble revealing her plan, since Blamco wouldn't be able to threaten to reveal it, and by revealing her supposed family's ties to the Enclave she'd think Blamco easier to reign in.

Leaving half the clothes still unhung, he walked inside and stared at the school through a window. Why wouldn't she know? Since #411 was of the Intelligence Sector, she surely had access to all undercover personel currently in or outside the field.

What if she didn't? Lucy Black was privy to sensitive information, posssibly even identities of undercover agents. What if, knowing that, #01 sent in an unlisted agent? Unlisted agents have existed ever since the Enclave decided to venture out into the Wasteland. They were given free reign as to how they acted -so killing a fellow operative wouldn't be far-fetched- and had extensive backgrounds made to fit their role -so the supposed alliance #411 dug up could well have been fabricated to fit her backstory-. And since unlisted agents' names were only privy to the President and his council, #411 couldn't have known about her.

Feeling his legs go weak, Jonathan sit down on a chair behind him, his stare having taken a turn to shock. The ramifications of such a development were vast, and none were good.

He felt cold sweat run down his forehead. To think that such a woman walked beside him this whole time, learning of his past, learning of #411's plans before they even hatched. The ramifications were vast indeed.

And all he could do was sit and stare in horror as they became apparent.



Smith Casey's Garage
Demolition Man

Now, for Eddie the Dead, there was nothing more satisfying than a joke, elaborate, mature, offensive, it didn't matter! Jokes gave life spice, and as the saying went, the spice is life. Spice was also a drug up north. Unlike the drug, however, the joke seemed to have... complications. Namely, Not-Biolante couldn't take a joke. He was the worst kind of person. They always ruin the atmosphere. It was obviously not because the joke was in bad taste, for no joke Eddie ever made was so, but because Not-Biolante was, in fact, a filthy alien.

It was only understandable, then, that Eddie had grown less than appreciative of not-Biolante's reactions. The only thing worse than an Urinian was Urinian that couldn't take a joke. Eddie had planned to give the helmet back -eventually- but now? Now the helmet was his. if nothing else, it'd make a good beer cup. He heard of ancient barbarians drinking mead from the skulls of their enemies, but, for one, this was a helmet, not a skull. As a truly civilised man, it was easy to see the difference between the two. And besides, have you seen the shape of a martian skull? Not good for drinking for, he could tell you that much!

So, while not-Biolante had turned 'round to see his lady-assistant's crudely made BDSM mask, Eddie had gotten Murderbloke out, aiming right at not-Biolante's head, and waited for him to face him again.

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[b][A joke's a joke, chummer,][/b]
his voice had taken a menacing edge,
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[b][but I don't like threats. I've been killing blacksuits since the days Frank Horrigan walked the wastes, so I won't be losing any sleep over one more.[/b]
An awkward silence, accompanied by a tense atmosphere, followed his words. But it didn't last long, for the other alien blacksuit spoke up.

"I don't incline myself to tell you people how to do things, but you may with to stand back..."

The blackie followed his own advice, taking a step back as he stared at something, which turned out to be a self-destruct timer. By the time Eddie noticed it, Not-Biolante was already hard at work, fiddling with things so as to stop the timer. Funny, how easily he handled alien equipment. Eddie grinned. Almost like he knew how it worked, eh?

But he was still taking his sweet-ass time, and the timer was running out. There were less than ten seconds now, and Demo looked nowhere close to getting the job done. So, given that Eddie was most intricately acquanted with all sorts of machinery, he put his vast knowledge to the test and did the one thing that was sure to stop the clock.

Kick it very hard.

And just as it did, the timer stopped, exactly at 0:01. Now, a more curious and nit-picky man would ask why aliens use human numerals in their machines, but Eddie had learned to not sweat the small stuff, and instead prided himself for another job well done. Of course, not-Biolante was sure to try and take all the credit, glory-hound that he was, but before he actually did, the Uberbilly himself graced them both with his presence, holding a picture in something that one would have to be very generous to call a hand -twisted and mangled as it were-, showed him the picture, and started grunting.

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[b][What's that?][/b]
more grunts.
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[b][Uh-uh, you sure?][/b]
Why was he replying as though he understood, anyway?
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[b][Alright, then.][/b]
Eddie took the picture, showing the blue-haired girl on a horse, and squatted down to Astroboy, who was clearly still shaken up,
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[b][Hey, Starman, you seen this girl?][/b]
The kid took a few moments to find his bearings, then stared, then stared in shock, and then took a few more moments to find his bearings again. "That's... That's Sylph!"

Sylph, eh? Guess all those clones where shouting their names as a form of speech. Like Tamagochi or whatever.

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[b][That's her name, eh?][/b]
"You know her?!"

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[b][I killed around a thousand of her clones last night.][/b]
It was not said as a boast, but more like a matter of fact.
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[b][Damn things multiply faster than cockroaches.][/b]
"You did wha-"

But Eddie was no longer listening. He had already turned and showed the picture to the other blacksuit
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[b][You seen this girl?][/b]
and then to not-Biolante and his dominatrix
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[b][What about you two?][/b]
The Road to Dunwich
'The one who had mercy on him.'

From where he stood, it seemed the raiders had run out of bravado and decided discretion was the better part of valour. He could see them running en masse, and lined a shot. Due to distance, i would be difficult to line up a good shot, but that did not matter. It was a certainty that the wicked would pay, for, sooner or later, their sins would find them out. That was how the world worked. Men of evil intent could laugh at their wealth and power, but theirs was never the last laught. He set a raider in his sights, one that was with a wounded leg, and prepared the shot. Aim...

But before the routine could be finished, he saw movement closing in on him. Following it, he saw the figure try to sneak behind him through a hole in the building. Yet the eyes of the righteous are ever vigilant, and as the figure emerged, she was welcomed with the sight of his revolver's barrel aimed directly between her eyes.

She had an interesting appearance, this one. Blue hair, a wierd assortment of clothes, but the most distinctive feature of her were her eyes. She stared and him and he stared back, and in her eyes he saw bloodlust and an urge to kill.

But he needed not fear. Nimble though her movements were, she would prove no match for his training or conviction. It was not, after all, his time to die.

The girl was joined by a tall, thin man with a top hat, wearing all black clothes. One would be forgiven for thinking that the two men were associates based on the similarities of their clothes, but these similarities were only superficial. His garments were special; before the Great War, they denoted holy men, tasked to guide their flock to deliverance.

"Brother Undertaker," the man said, pointing his pistol at him, "Unless you were supposed to be my replacement, you're not supposed to be here because clearly stories regarding my death have been grossly exaggerated."

He did not answer. Instead he stared at the man in eyes, peering into him. He could see doubt, and guilt, and worry. A man troubled by his past, perhaps, afraid it might catch up to him. The eyes said no lies -you could get more answers from them than from asking a thousand questions- but the answers were seldom straightforward.

He turned to see the girl again. Her eyes said she could barely wait to lunge at him. He gripped his revolver's grip firmer. Already scenarios were playing out in his head, scenarios where this turned violent. He had no fear; he was trained to deal with this situation if it were to arise, and the training was always deadly. He had already come up with a plan of attack, with all contigencies and scenarios accounted for.

"Hey! The fuck are you two doing? We're in the middle of a gunfight!"

Now was his chance. In this brief moment where they were distracted, he could shoot the both of them and end this all the easier. Aim, shoot, repeat. All he had was to pull the trigger.

...But he did not. Always give people a second chance, she had said, and he tried to give then when he could. So, talk it would be.

"'Tis rude to point a gun at a man wishing to provide you with assistance," he said. His voice had a hum to it, not unlike the one preachers of old used to have, and all the words uttered had a weight to them. His expression was adamant, as thought tempered in flame. "As is to accuse them with nary a reason given. More often than not, 'tis the accusers that are the guilty."

He heard a Deathclaw roar in the distance, but had no reason to fear, "Though you are correct in one regard, accusing one. I am indeed a brother, Yohannes is my name, but my mission is with the living." He pulled the book from his bag with the other hand, his voice rising, "My mission is to spread the word of the Good Lord Above, and deliver His faithful from those that brought them suffering and grief." His eyes opened wide, and gave a judging glare of his own, "Pray tell, are you, perhaps, such a man?"

He stared on so for a few more seconds, before speaking up again, this time his voice softer, but still packing an edge, "It does not feel nice when the accusation falls on you, does it? Let us, then, leave them behind us, and start anew. As I said, I am Brother Yohannes."

He kept his grip as firm as ever, ready to act if given the incentive. Goodwill was a virtue, but caution kept a man alive.

New Vegas Strip - Many years in the past
You win some, you lose some, it's all the same to me.

"Oh yeah, mate?" That's how it always started. "You starting?" Case in point.

Crimson snarled on, yelling obscenities while Temple held him back from grabbing the security guard by the throat. A difficult thing, holding Crimson back, given his high stature and muscle mass uncharacteristic of a ghoul, and Temple had to pull with all his weight just to delay him, hoping that Crimson would calm down enough not to resort to violence, "I'll rip you in fucking half! By the time I'm done with you cannibal brahminhumpers you'll need another Great War to clean the stains off the walls!" It didn't look likely.

"Crimson!" Temple yelled, "Stop! Be reasonable!" This felt like a more violent repeat of the previous two casinos: They walk in, start gambling and win. Win big. Big as in, 'almost driving the house bankrupt' big. So big that the house had to take drastic measures to not lose their pants too, and got them kicked out. The first two times all Crimson did was hurl some jabs or insults at the guards, but it was clear that third time's the charm, and his patience was reaching its limits, not helped by the posh, sneering attitude of the White Glove Society's employees. "Think of the money!"

"Piss on the money! This is the third time we're kicked out just 'cuz they can get away with throwing Ghouls out! These corpsefucking degenerates have been looking down on us the moment we walked in!" and he strode forward, dragging Temple along as though he wasn't even an inconvenience.

"Crimson! CRIMSON!" Temple yelled and he stood in front of him. Not the smartest thing to do, standing in Crimson's way when his blood went pumping, but the time was way past being smart. If Crimson got his hands on the guard, the entire town would be upon them, and though Crimson had established a reputation for wiping cities off the map, this one looked a tad bigger than he could chew. "Pragmatism!Remember the plan! We need that money for the plan!"

At that Crimson stopped in his tracks, and turned to stare at Temple. A menacing glare, made even worse by Crimson's glowing green eyes, made what little nerves remained in Temple's ruined body stiffen. He'd always been afraid Crimson would go berserk again, and feared that that it'd drive him feral too.

"They ain't worth it." Crimson flatly stated, and Temple sighed in relief. "I'll go get the hog. Get the money so we can fuck off. High Society makes me wanna vomit." And with that, Crimson walked towards the gate.

"You're lucky you and your friend were out of the casino" said the guard smirking, "If your partner's charade was in there, you wouldn't be walking-"

"Ever heard of the Butcher of Houston?" Temple interrupted, turning to the guard.

He puffed, "A children's fairy tale. No more real than the boogieman."

"Oh, you're wrong about that, kid." Temple walked right at him, staring at him long and hard, "You just saw the butcher himself. I was there." his voice lowered to a growly whisper, "And let me tell you, he did it all and more. The tale's gravely understated to sound believable, but I saw it all." he grinned, "I hear people still are too afraid to thread anywhere near the town."

The guard dismissed him with a sneer, but Temple could see the doubt in his eyes, and the drop of sweat that rolled down his forehead. That was from a different time, when Crimson was known as Hellhound, and wastelanders spoke his name in hushed whispers.

Leaving the guard, Temple walked to the clerk, who was busy stuffing a huge bag with caps. Finishing the counting and turned to Temple, the clerk stared with at contemptious frown, before two others carried the bag over.

"You are lucky we of the White Glove Society are civilised. You'd never get your money from the likes of the Omertas."

Temple only grunted in acknowledgement. He knew better, of course. A casino not paying its customers their due, even if it's so outrageous a sum would only hurt its reputation and credibility. Temple knew how it all worked, he was a highroller second only to the illustrious Mr. House back in his prime. Then the Great War burned all his lifelong achievements along with his body, but that was then and this was now. He had a different name back then too, but if there's one thing he'd learned all these years in the wastes, is that you can't cling to the past. Learn from it, maybe, but otherwise the past was a cage.

Grabbing the bag and hefting it 'round his back, Temple looked like a cartoon burglar carrying his large haul away. The bag was pretty heavy, which he supposed only spoke of the large amount of caps they'd won. Funny, he'd expected his gambling skills to have burned away like everything else, but he still was good as ever, even if a bit rusty. Crimson awaited him outside the Strip's gate, hog's engines roaring. Temple had no idea how Crimson'd gotten that piece of junk working and not exploding, but prolonged exposure to Crimson had taught him not to question such things.

"So," Crimson grinned, "how much's the haul?"

Temple shot back a grin of his own, "A whole fucking lot." He twirled his moustache, which was about the only noticable part of him left with hair save for a few patches here and there on the back of his head.

Crimson's grin had only grown wider, "Throw it in with the rest of 'em!"

Temple lurched the bag along the other two in the sidecar. Could be wrong, but comparing them all, it seemed to him like this one was the smallest of the three.

"Well," Temple said as he took his seat, "This is what one may call 'stinkin' fucking rich.'"

"Enough for the plan?"

"Enough for the plan two times over."

Crimson giggled, "I hear the Great Lakes are wonderful this time of year."

"Canada, eh?" Crimson was the more well travelled of the two, so Temple trusted him on that one.

"Maybe. Maybe a little more south."

"You think we have enough fusion cores to make the trip?"

He grinned at that, "The blacksuits were kind enough to donate a bunch."

"It warms my radiated heart to know people so selfless still walk the wastes."

"Make sure to send them a letter of gratitude when we're done." he pulled on the throttle, "Goodbye, New Vegas! Hope you pulled in a war between superpowers and get torn in half!"

"Goodbye, New Vegas." Temple echoed, and place a hand on Eddie's shoulder, "Hopefully with fewer casualties than when we arrived, eh?"

"Hey, I'm not to blame if some bimbo rushes me because I'm not fond of cheese."

"Funny, from the looks you gave her before she charged you, you looked like you'd like to have a taste of her cheese."

Crimson shrugged, "Turns out it was too sour for my tastes!" They both laughted at that, and then they were off.
 

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The Most Generic of NPCs
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The Wild Wastelands | The Really Wild Wastelands | The Road to Dunwich | Outside of Fairfax
The Preacher and the Undertaker
Thomas "Shifty" McGee | Sylph​
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Were Thomas one his less finicky brethren, he would have ordered Sylph to move in while he fired on the itinerant preacher. At best Sylph or Shifty would have been wounded and the stranger would have been dead. At worst, Sylph and Shifty would have been dead. The Former Undertaker of the East was not a gambler, especially with the lives of others on the line and so the stand off continued for a time while Sylph and Shifty sized up the new comer.

Having spent his childhood involved in an organization that had killers in their ranks, the Darkly Dressed Caretaker of the Dead could see that this man was a killer that would not have hesitated in delivering a bullet between the eyes of a young girl like Sylph. More than that, Thomas could see that the man was a survivor, not in that he would commit any sort of heinous act to ensure his continued existence but he had survived while someone close to him did not. An Undertaker had seen these eyes on many who'd suffered the loss of someone close to them. Who had this man lost? And so the stand off contin-

"Hey! The fuck are you two doing? We're in the middle of a gunfight!" Arizona said from the hole that Thomas had used to sneak into the building. The Undertaker, surprised by the sudden appearance of his traveling companion took his eyes off the man for a split second before he realized his mistake. Out of the corner of his eyes, he saw man's wrist tense for a split second, bracing for the pistol's recoil. Simultaneously, he saw Sylph slide her trailing foot backwards, going lower to the ground, making herself a smaller target for the man. Neither the sound of a gunshot nor the sound of a blade slicing through flesh followed, allowing the Friendly Former Undertaker to relax for a moment.

"'Tis rude to point a gun at a man wishing to provide you with assistance," The man said in a voice reminiscent of a preacher, "As is to accuse them with nary a reason given. More often than not, 'tis the accusers that are the guilty."

A slight fit of petty anger caused by the man's words sent blood rushing up to Thomas's pale face. Under normal civilized circumstances it was rude to point a gun at a person, any person to be exact. However the Wasteland was not exactly what Thomas considered civilized. Since arriving in the former District of Columbia, he'd been assaulted on more than one occasion, had his bicycle not only stolen but mangled, been put into suspended animation by the Enclave and somehow adopted a psychopathic daughter/slave with a penchant for turning people into pin cushions. There were times where practicality and caution trumped social graces. Sadly, the fact that Thomas "Shifty" McGee had spoken first and shot later was as polite a gesture as could be expected under the current circumstances was just another sign that the world had gone topsy turvy.

Outside the staccato of gunfire resumed with increased intensity only this time the a bowel emptying sound of Deathclaw roars was added as counterpoint. Lowering his weapon, Thomas called out to Arizona.

"Given those roars out there, I don't think we're in the middle of a gunfight anymore, Arizona." The Amiable Former Undertaker said as he lowered his weapon, pointing it at the stranger's feet instead of his chest.

"Though you are correct in one regard, accusing one. I am indeed a brother, Yohannes is my name, but my mission is with the living." The preacher pulled The Book from his bag with the other hand, his voice rising, "My mission is to spread the word of the Good Lord Above, and deliver His faithful from those that brought them suffering and grief." His eyes opened wide, and gave a judging glare of his own, "Pray tell, are you, perhaps, such a man? It does not feel nice when the accusation falls on you, does it? Let us, then, leave them behind us, and start anew. As I said, I am Brother Yohannes"

The Friendly Former Undertaker almost spoiled the redo of introductions as he forcefully repressed a groan at Brother Yohannes' introduction. He'd run across multitude of preachers advertising for any multitude of Gods and while many of them spoke of a kind and nonjudgmental deity, their spokesmen were often lacking in this very virtue. Seeing a number of bullet cases laying at the Preacher's feet, it appeared that Thomas was not the first that had been judged by Brother Yohannes that day. Despite of the hypocritical nature of those who served the Pre-War Gods, the Tall and Pale Former Assassin respected the fact that a majority of these men and women had devoted themselves to something other than personal gain. While the Undertakers cared for the souls of the Dead, people like Brother Yohannes cared for the souls of the living.

"Well met, Brother Yohannes. I am Thomas McGee, formerly a representative for the Undertaker's Union for this region. My associate in crimson in front of you is Sylph and the woman that was behind me is Arizona. Though I doubt that your order has provided you with any sort of combat training, I can see that you've been in the Wastes long enough to know how to hold a pistol and surely you would know that one cannot expect politeness and manners to flourish in the middle of a battlefield... at least until the allegiances of all sides have been determined." The Former Undertaker lectured as holstered his own weapon before signaling for sylph to stand down. Her wrist blade sheathed itself audibly as she straightened herself, "Given that the sound of gun fire has died down and I presume that both the Raiders and the Deathclaws have been dealt with, I believe it's time that we can continue this conversation without weapons, right?"

Backing away from the Preacher-man, Shifty moved towards the hole that he'd used as an entrance into the building and peered through it, looking to see what was happening outside.

"By Lord Walt, that's not something you see everyday." The Former Undertaker of the East cursed loud enough for the others to hear, gestured for Sylph to look through the hole with him, "It appears that a Vault Dweller has made herself known and she's brought large bipedal reptilian friends with her." Which could only mean one thing when you're talking in the middle of the Wastelands. Gesturing for Brother Yohannes to look out the building Thomas continued to speak, "So, Brother Yohannes, doesn't your Book tell you to be wary of the Prince of Serpents? What happens when it's a Princess?"

"Death...claws." Sylph muttered as she started to move through the hole only to be stopped by Shifty's gentle hand on her shoulder.

"Easy Sylph. Given that Arizona, William, Evan and Dudley are unharmed. I think the need for violence is now over." The Tall and Pale Caretaker said before patting Sylph on top of the head.

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The Wild Wastelands | Smith Casey's Garage
SO CLOSE!!
Enclave Heavy Weapons Specialist #209 | Trixie​
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The dark haired woman leaned against one of the Garage's dilapidated walls and let out a long sigh. Despite the fact that she didn't really care for the company of the Enclave Heavy Weapon's Specialist, he had assisted in her escape from the Evil Vault of Evil and she owed him for that, of course that didn't mean that she would stoop so low as to sleep with the idiot in order to repay her debt. Rubbing her temples, she attempted to ignore the remainder of the interaction between ED and Eddie, never noticing that the other man dressed in Enclave Power Armor sans Helmet had moved over to where she had been hiding resting.

"I don't incline myself to tell you people how to do things, but you may with to stand back..." The man named Steinmetz suggested as he jabbed at the computer thingy around his wrist. Looking over the man's shoulder, she noticed that the former Enclave Associate was attempting to hack into the Eyebot.

"If you don't incline to tell us how to do things, why start now?" The woman quipped as she started walking away from the stacked escape pods. With any luck, she'd be rid of this rogue's gallery of miscreants and she could get back to the business of being a businesswoman. Passing the small ribboned Eyebot, the petite woman dressed in leathers paused for a moment as the cute floating soccer ball started chirping excitedly, attempting to communicate some sort of desire to be helpful.

"They're far beyond help dearie." Trixie said as she patted the small Eyebot before she continued on, waiting for the inevitable blast-wave... except it never came. The merchant took another couple of steps before her internal clock registered that it had been far longer than the 20 seconds that had remained on the timer when she'd last seen it. She stopped. She waited to see if maybe she was wrong and then turned around.

"I DID IT! I FUCKIN' DID IT!" The Power Armored Idiot bellowed triumphantly with his arms raised victoriously over his head before screaming out more profanity laced celebratory statements, "I MADE THIS FUCKER MY LITTLE *****!"

"[small]I really doubt it.[/small]" Trixie muttered to herself, resigned to having to travel with the self proclaimed Enclave Dominator for at least another hour or so performed another mind numbingly stupid and life threatening act of "heroism." Of course by the time this happened, he will have already hit on her another six or so times. Walking back over to the assembled "team" of misfits. ED, not Eddie, looked at her with a large smile, or at least a large a smile as the mouth zipper would.

"So, sweet ass, what do you think? You know, karma dictates that since I kept that bomb from exploding, I need to make something else explode." The Enclave Dominator said in a rather meaningful tone.

"[small]That's one.[/small]" Trixie muttered to herself.

"What?"

"I said sounds like fun... but we've got company... and they have questions." The dark haired woman said as she pointed at the... thing with the blades and the picture.

"[What about you two?]" The Irradiated Rocker asked of the duo.

"Nope." The Girder Girl responded quickly after glancing at the photo, "Cute kid though."

"I KNOW THAT GODDAMNED C-"

"ED!" Trixie hissed in warning, seeing that the well muscled, sword Weilding Vault Thing had a particular affinity for the girl in the photograph.

"Fine. Yeah. I know that goddamned cutie pie. Showed up in the Enclave Vault about a month... or six ago. Killed a bunch of those Egghead Enclave Deathclaw Researchers... and a few guards... and a few others. Then she was spotted running off with a traitor to the Enclave." The Enraged Enclave Heavy Weapons Specialist responded, bristling at the thought of Sylph and the defeat that he's suffered at her hands, "If I ever run into her again I'll..."

"ED!"

"... give her a hug." The Enclave Dominator said before finishing off the sentence mentally, "(to death.)"
 

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NAME: Sable Blamco (Blamco being the family name. BlamCo would refer to the actual products/business)

AGE: 25

GENDER: Female

RACE: Human (Caucasian)

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APPEARANCE:

Dissonant and eerie, Sable's wispy golden hair was worn in a loose braid hanging over her shoulder. With the physique of a dancer and the complexion of winter itself, Sable moved with an unconscious sense of grace --- something which was often wrongfully mistaken for playfulness by others. On the contrary, Sable's physical motions were measured with great care, almost as if she was paying her respects to those that still lived around her.

Dull green eyes did not afford Sable any points in direct intimidation, yet her unwavering gaze was simultaneously calming and unnerving depending on who you asked. Fear not, she has no intention of being the better person in the room, she is just looking through you -- silently measuring your worth and depth of character.

Reserved in demeanour, sincere when forthright, distant in everyday life, philosophical in speech and almost emotionless in combat -- Sable was more in tune with the hunt than the people around her.

Complete with the standard BlamCo leather armor, dyed white and reinforced with steel plating, Sable's armor was of a lighter build, one that afforded her extra mobility over that of physical protection.

Still quite tall compared to male standards, Sable was technically the shortest of her sisters.

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HISTORY:

"Was death ever placed upon your head? Because I have inherited a dead crown." - Sable BlamCo.

The loss of a loved one is a terrible thing, the loss of many is the kind of weight that breaks a person. Sable BlamCo was one of many that was transformed by the rapid departure of her loved one's during the constant skirmishes and wasteful wars amongst the factions of the Wasteland. Originally a cheerful girl with a zest for life, Sable grew up in the shadow of the family favourite: Kristin BlamCo. Now, never let it be said that there was bad blood between the two, they merely disagreed on a fundamentally ideological level.

While Kristin revelled in raw strength and festivities to bolster the BlamCo name. Keira set her mind to the control and domination of others -- weaving a noose of savagery and trickery towards those that stood in her way. Sable sought to herself, turning inwards to explore what she had lost -- dear sisters, lives cut short without a ceremony, so many other lives dispatched without a second thought -- it was...a painful process and she had lost the zest for life, only to be replaced by a fascination with the boundaries between Life and Death.

Sable always walked in Kristin's shadow, mostly by choice, for Kristin was reckless and required support -- not that the Proud Princess would ever admit that. Sable was content to help out from afar, having previously taken the mantle of a sniper that stayed far from enemy reach.

It was unclear why she would treat her enemies with respect, these were one of the many groups that threatened BlamCo's Illustrious Line, yet one day, Sable was discovered with a dying Legionnaire in her lap, calmly puncturing his heart with his own blade, holding him tightly during his vain thrashes whilst peacefully whispering honorable accolades about his performance until his grip loosened -- signalling his death.

This act had become something of a ritual and it was an unspoken rule that Sable was to be left alone when she stood by the gates of the afterlife, beckoning those beyond the threshold that she had yet to visit herself. That day had also signalled the discontinuation of her role as a sniper --- if she must, she yearned to fight on front-lines.

Shield-and-Spear in hand, the Swan-Maiden operated quickly, often thinking of ways to capitalise on the opponent's shock when their weapons proved ineffective. While Kristin might focus on weapon efficiency and short-term tactics --- Sable was more prone to careful approaches and prolonged skirmishes.

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PERSONALITY:

United in their beliefs, loyal to the family name and utterly devoted to the restoration of the Wasteland - The BlamCo Valkyries led their own lives, in relative peace, when not on the battlefield. With a great respect for nature and animals, Sable tended to the BlamCo farms, ensuring proper care and training of the various livestock and pets. Uninterested in the BlamCo Empire as a business, Sable's controversial opinion and path for the family business was that of a more neutral option: Akin to the Follower's of The Apocalypse, downsize BlamCo into something of a non-profit organisation with a focus on agricultural and education efforts.

Although people were reluctant to approach the eerie female, Sable would have no qualms hunting the monsters of the Wasteland for a small fee, provided that she could give her target a swift and peaceful death. Unlike Kristin BlamCo, Sable preferred to employ rigorous planning before a battle, only to strike with precision and proceed to comfort her target while she watched their life ebb away in their final moments. The initiation of the hunt was treated with great respect and the completion of the hunt was regarded as the height of intimacy. Life was precious, in the dull eyes of Sable BlamCo...

Much to the annoyance and confusion of others, Sable has disregarded the concept of personal space, such a barrier was deemed to be a hindrance when life itself was fleeting. Alone, she could often be found behind a book, tending to her animals or exploring her surroundings. Ever curious and light on her feet, people have mistaken her for a ghost from afar.

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WEAPONS:
- Modified Power Spear.

The Power Spear was Enclave Technology, a relic that served as a reminder to the history of BlamCo. Reforged, modified and improved as time went on, the weapon was completed with a superheated tip that pierced flesh and armor alike when activated. Glowing a dangerous blue, the spear served it's purpose as a devastatingly adaptable weapon.

- Modified Riot Shield

Aesthetically, the appearance resembled a greatshield of european ancestry. Technically, this was an expandable riot shield that covered the body at full length. Bulletproof to small-arms fire, shrugging off basic laser blasts and impervious to most physical strikes --- the shield's limits extended to armor-piercing rounds, high-caliber rounds, overcharged energy cells and plasma fire.

EQUIPMENT:

- (Dyed Silver) Basic leather armour with plate armor reinforcements; steel vambraces, pauldrons and greaves. Boots included. Blue cloak.

- Courier bag worn over one shoulder containing:

1) Limited-Edition BlamCo Mini-Microwave! (Energy cells not included)
2) Dried fruits & vegetables.
3) Flowers, flammable oil and ashes for the dead.
4) Flasks of purified water.
5) 800 caps.
6) 3 stimpacks.

PERKS: Animal Friend [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Animal_Friend], Presence [ http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Presence], Better Criticals [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Better_Criticals].
TRAITS: Finesse [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Finesse_(trait)], Small Frame [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Small_Frame].
TAG SKILLS: Melee Weapons, Survival, Medicine.

Notes: With regards to BlamCoism, Sable regarded Dairy as Death itself...allowing you sweet treats and simple comforts to tide you over until your life has come to be judged. While Sable shared many of Kristin's core beliefs, Sable lacked the desire to preach from the rooftops, rather letting her actions and reputation speak for her cause.

TRANSPORTATION: While in good physical condition, Sable prefers to travel on her faithful yet dying Nightmare (Irradiated Horse).

Sable "Swan-Maiden" Blamco || Travelling from New Vegas to Megaton
"Never one, without the other"
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*Beep-boop*
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*Beep-boop*
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*Beep-boop*
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"Sister.", Sable stated flatly, "I thought you were cutting off all communications and transmissions while we are on our little journey."

The beeping continued, much to the annoyance of Keira Blamco, owner of the beeping Pip-Boy. Clearly this was an urgent transmission. Answering the call, a live video-feed filled the screen. A senior officer in a yellow BlamCo jumpsuit was on the other end, "Apologies, Lady Blamco! We had a security breach at Warehouse-22!"

"Had?", a stone-faced Keira inquired, "Take a breath and explain yourself."

Despite being about two decades older, the officer was visibly tense -- it seemed like this was his first time contacting one of the Blamco family members directly. "We had a break-in, the lock on the door was picked and she started rummaging for food and a very specific set of weapon modifications from our deals with the Gun-Runners. The little thing kept her face covered and took out our camera with a throwin' knife. She forgot about the silent alarm though -- 30 seconds without verification and security got a warning about a breach. We cornered her and she stabbed Wilson in the leg and bit Derek on the arm! One stun-baton later and she's all tied up. What should we do?"

"Show me the captive.", The video feed was adjusted and a young girl in her early teens was shown. Tied up, filthy and clad in rags.
Keira pondered for a moment.
"Show me what she attempted to steal." Rudimentary BlamCo products, parts for pistol and a shotgun modification.
"Search her body for any markings. Tattoo's, branding -- that sort of thing. No need to be gentle with a thief."

The video feed grew erratic as the officer ordered those under his command to search the aggressive female. "Found something, Lady Blamco. On her chest, a rabbit tattoo."

Keira swore under her breath, signalling to Sable to stop the caravan. "Make a citizen's arrest and take her to the authorities -- The right one's, I want justice, not a mess. No further harm will befall that girl. We cannot have this splashing back on BlamCo.", Keira exited the caravan, hauling her greatshield out. "In the meantime, I want the security footage from our surrounding warehouses. We're dealing with the Rabbit Gang and they are growing far too meddlesome. Meet me at BlamCo HQ in --- 30 minutes or so. I am on my way via horse, inform the guards at New Vegas gates."

"Yes Ma'am!", the senior officer replied, visibly saluting before the feed was cut. Leaving the two sisters in silence, it was Sable that proceeded to pierce the heavy atmosphere.

"So, dear Sister. I take it you are abandoning this senseless quest for revenge?", Sable remarked offhandedly whilst checking her nails and scowling for just a moment. "This was a disappointing waste of my time."

"Oh fret not, Sable.", Keira grinned, eyes gleaming with malicious intent, "You will be going in my stead."

Sable crossed her arms, blue cloak fluttered against the wind, "Our intentions are very very different, Keira. Unlike you, I am worried about our Heiress."

Keira spun on her heels, arms extended in an off-puttingly theatrical manner. This was most unlike her. "As am I! That is why you will go in my stead and bring Kristin Blamco back. Assess the situation first, if you must. Help her, if you need to. But ultimately, convince her to return to her rightful duties at home -- lest those duties fall into the hands of someone more...capable."

For all of Keira's poking and prodding, the hairs on the back of her neck raised in tension, for few things were more fearful than the Fiery Wrath of Kristin Blamco or the Cold Judgement of Sable Blamco. "I move of my own volition, Shieldmaiden. And like I mentioned before, I will measure my judgement according to the actions and motivations of our Valkyrie. Your agenda is transparent and unsightly."

Keira exhaled, she wasn't even aware that she was holding her breath whilst waiting for Sable's response. It wasn't perfect, but she could make this work -- BlamCo was a business after all, there was no room for sentiment and liberal notions of self-discovery. And like a well-oiled machine, Keira would crack the whip if that meant the restoration of BlamCo's economical power.

"It's settled then.", Keira concluded, rapidly tapping away at her Pip-Boy, "I'm ordering Delivery Girl to use a refurbished vertibird to take you are far as possible until she needs to refuel. At that point, you'll continue by Nightmar- horse. Also, you need an inventory adjustment, since I will not be joining you."

Sable's curiosity was piqued, "What kind of adjustment?"

"A shield.", Keira stated, carefully disassembling a thick layer of the shield while removing handfuls of circuitry, "My greatshield to be exact."

The 'Raven Wing', an expandable riot-shield modelled and referred to as a greatshield that was modified with a layer of explosive-reactive armor. The directional blast was lethal on strike yet highly adaptable when paired with a row of mini flashbang grenades for non-lethal takedowns and interruptions. Impervious to small arms fire, laser and explosive blasts...truly, this shield had saved countless lives. Too large to be used by those wielding two-handed weaponry, the greatshield was often used in careful coordination between two-man attack teams -- defense and offense at it's finest.

The current greatshield, now stripped of any explosive gimmicks and much lighter as a result, shined in the hands of Sable Blamco. Why? Sable's fighting style relied on speed and closing the gap in range...that's where the stripped-down greatshield was an excellent repellant against small arms fire and laser blasts, but without the former coating, it was no longer fit to contain explosives, plasma or high-caliber weapons fire. The adjustable size was a lifesaver for Sable who needed to move unhindered.

Trading in her double-barreled shotgun and ammunition for the non-explosive variant of the stripped-down greatshield. Sable hooked the shield onto her back, content with her inventory. "I suppose I'm back to being the Shield-Maiden then, correct?"

Keira smirked, "Don't come crying to me when you realise how much skill my role requires. Besides, my heavy greatshield would do nothing but hinder you or get you killed. You are still very much the Swan-Maiden of us, so feel free to dance on the battlefield...showoff."

It was these small moments of banter that the sisters truly missed. Yet their growing list of responsibilities had impinged on their time together.

The rhythmic sound of an approaching Vertibird had signalled the impending departure of Sable Blamco. "She might not be the most tactful, but our Heiress is the spirit of BlamCo. Take her away and whatever rotten desires of ambition you possess will surely fail."

Keira did not reply.
...
Politics aside, the Swan-Maiden stepped forth to hug the Shield-Maiden.

"Worry not, dear sister."

Equipment, dying horse and one-third of the Valkyrie Unit loaded onto a Vertibird for a short-yet-speedy trip -- Sable departed on that note, not before witnessing the look of conflict on Keira's face.

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Kristin Blamco | Springvale Elementary School
"Mundane Madness"
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With over half of the guests absent, not eating their food or gallivanting in search of kitchenware. One could say that Kristin Blamco was none too pleased with this group's lack of proper etiquette. One could say that, yet they would be woefully underestimating that fact if one had caught sight of the Heiress in this very moment. Frozen whilst cutting the lasagne into smaller portions, Kristin's head tracked Constance's departure from the room, face stretched into an accommodating grin which was betrayed by a twitching of the eyelid. Whether or not Kristin's sanity had broken for this very moment was up for debate, but absurdity had to be met with absurdity! If simple manners cannot exist in this world, then neither can rational thought! She should just give up her quest right now, an army? What a silly notion. Cheerleaders! Now there was a worthwhile pursuit for the giggling gang of Sylphy's. The Wasteland needed a message of hope, a symbol of courage in these darks times and a daily boost to morale. Where else would one find motivation other than the water-drenched & coordinated pom-poms of woo-ing Sylphy -----

---- and Kristin Blamco found herself standing mere feet away from the Intelligent Deathclaw, presumably having walked here in her fugue state. A heaped plate of excess BlamCo Lasagne in one hand. Coming to her senses somewhat (The sight of a Deathclaw would do that to a person), Kristin grew haughty in the face of imminent death. Placing the plate of food on a small stack of concrete blocks, Kristin used this elevated platform as a makeshift table. Still not in her right mind, she placed a knife and fork down, registered that her other hand was holding a flask of purified water -- which had the cap twisted off and placed alongside the plate.

"If you have any allergies, Mister Claw.", Kristin started, her pitch notably higher, as if she had given up on proper vocal conventions as well. "Do let me know. There are several salads available if you are on a filthy diet or if you have unholy ethical concerns towards the consumption of meat or dairy, you godless heathen. Please enjoy your meal and you are most welcome to join us for wine. Unless you don't drink alcohol, you can remain a blight in the Eyes of The Moon --- Enjoy!"

With a small curtsy, the BlamCo Heiress spun on her heel and marched back to the kitchen. She was trying not to think too hard about her actions. How could Constance leave the table after being presented with dinner!? Was the Moon-Dweller even eating? Could she eat? Was Kristin meant to blend the lasagne into a sickening paste for the Hallowed One to drink through a straw?!

Was nobody partaking in the BlamCo tradition of feasting when presented with food!? It was simple table manners! Could she live in this horrid state of absolute chaos, how had her life gone so terribly wron ---

"Here you go, Kristininin. I think this is enough for the 50 Sylphys." Constance cheery voice shattered the feces-stained windows of her temporary worldview, re-entering the kitchen just in time, Constance was hard at work with the new dishes for the Sylphys. Oh! What a wondrous sight! Gaze upon those mechanical cat ears, no longer were they the horns of the devil-child that Kristin believed her to be not 0.3 seconds ago!

Rejuvenated and filled with determination, Kristin was intent on helping Constance with the dishes.

"Sylphy Sylphy Sylphy!"

Oh? So one of them had come to investigate all of the commotion -- or more likely, the scent of dinner. Turning on her heel, Kristin approached the Sylphy, standing mere centimeters away. "Sylphy?"
Not a hint of fear. Kristin was still taken aback by the sheer uncanniness of these clones. Picking her up by the waist, much like one would handle an action-figure, Kristin turned and twisted the Sylphy into various positions. The giggling Sylphy was happy to comply. Clapping her hands together, Sylphy followed suit -- after a few miscommunications that involved a tugging of the hair, a hilarious 'got-your-nose' moment and a brief arm-wrestle. Sylphy and Kristin had finally managed to play patty cake.

One thing could be interpreted from this interaction. Kristin required a translator and the first person in mind was Constance. For training an army non-verbally would nigh-impossible without an abundance of visual aids and plenty of laser pointers. Nay, twas the dawn of Lieutenant Commander Constance!

"Well Miss Kristin, there's more bowls left in Miss Black's former residence. If you want, I can go pick them up or I can just wash them as the Sylphys eat in shifts."

Kristin pondered, cocking her head to the side before glancing at McKenna's empty seat and emptier plate, she wondered where he was. Resuming her Hostess role, Kristin lifted the plastic cover from the Constance's plate, content to see that the heat was preserved. Constance was waved off, "Oh you have done more than enough for now, thank you. We can go feed the Sylphys together after you have finished eating. I have much to discuss with you about training regimens, dietary restrictions and scheduling. It looks like we will have to organise the Sylphy's into smaller groups based on weapon specialisation and performance ratings. One group rests and recovers, another group will take their place for their evaluation and training. I need you at peak performance.", Kristin looked unflinchingly serious for a moment before breaking into a hearty chuckle, "Fret not! We will start tomorrow, but rest assured that I will gladly pour my very blood into ensuring the best possible training. A Blamco bleeds amongst their battle brother and sisters."

Proceeding to dish up a sizeable portion of lasagne, alongside a helping of salad, onto McKenna's plate. Kristin sealed the contents to temporarily preserve the heat.

Finally taking a seat, Kristin dished up her food. One mouthful later and anyone perceptive enough would notice that the pleasant demeanour had all but vanished, somber when sitting opposite the empty chair where Jonathan belonged. She would try to give him his dinner by the end of the day at least.

Despite being in new company, the heavy political atmosphere was not sitting well with the Heiress. She missed her sisters. A good fight would do wonders right now.
 

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The Really Wild Wastelands | The Distant Past | New Vegas
The Followers and Freeside
Thomas "Shifty" McGee​
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Despite the fact that it was Winter in New Vegas and the fact that the freshly minted Undertaker was standing under the shade of a grimy, off-white tent that had been erected by the Followers of the Apocalypse, Thomas "Shifty" McGee still found himself sweating. Many a set of eyes followed the Darkly Dressed Caretaker of the Dead and many a hand hovered near holstered weapons, just in case the stranger decided to anything violent or, at the very least, extremely rude. While Shifty could have argued that he had arrived at the Follower's base of operations to peacefully complete the delivery of a letter to the Follower's Leader, his case would not have been helped by the rumors suggesting that death seemed to follow the members of the Undertaker's Union. Of course, this sort of reaction hadn't been limited to those of the Followers, nearly everyone in New Vegas had given the Fresh Faced Friend to the Dead a look of either curiosity or hostility. While the reaction suggested that many were aware of the secondary purpose of the Undertaker's Union, the Sharply Dressed Grave Digger was aware that the treatment he'd received thus far was due to superstitious supposition rather than actual facts.

Thomas had been waiting for the Branch leader, Julie Farkas, to finish reading the Letter of Request from the Undertaker's Union. The young man couldn't help but be comforted by the fact that the woman's hair style was a Mohawk that mirrored his own. Like the organization to which Thomas McGee belonged, the Followers of the Apocalypse had a noble purpose but unlike the Undertaker's Union, Miss Farkas' group was not constrained by the concept of appearance suggesting one's virtuousness. Rather it was the actions of the Followers that demonstrated their integrity.

Miss Farkas, having finished the letter, folded the document and placed it carefully back in its envelope before looking at Thomas. There was an amused expression on her face, one that made it appear that she knew something Thomas did not, which was true considering the Newly Initiated Undertaker had not read the requisition letter.

"Heluva request your boss is making," Miss Farkas said looking up at the Undertaker from where she was seated, "But you can tell him that I'll send our top Robobrain Researched back with you."

"I'm sorry but I should inform you that I won't be heading back home in the foreseeable future," Thomas said with a frown, finding it hard to hide the disappointment he felt. If the Union was requesting a Robobrain Researcher from Followers of the Apocalypse and they had already sent a messenger to the Commonwealth, it could only mean that his brothers and sisters would making the final preparations for one of the most important events in human history... and Thomas would be missing it. Dismissing his disappointment, Thomas resumed talking, "After our meeting, I need to meet up with another member of the Undertaker's Union and get an assignment before heading off to the East Coast where I'll be caring for the people there. From what I understand, the Followers do not have a presence on the East Coast. Some of my comrades that have returned from that region and reported that the Brotherhood of Steel is close to the completion of a machine that can mass produce pure drinking water."

The woman at the desk looked at her guest with some interest, a thoughtful expression on her face.

"Interesting," Miss Farkas said, "Thanks for the tip. Now then, is there anything else?"

"No, Ma'am. Thank you for your time." The Well Dressed Undertaker responded before turning to exit the tent.

"If you run into any extra medical supplies, we're in desperate need of them in order to continue our work in New Vegas." The Mohawked Woman said.

"You'll be the first one I visit if I ever find myself drowning in StimPacks." Shifty said as he left the tent before leaving the compound itself.

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Despite having intentions on immediately leaving the impoverished community of Freeside, Thomas found himself walking its streets an hour later. Exiting the town should have been a relatively easy task but the Finely Dressed Undertaker found it hard to differentiate one street lined with bombed out buildings from another street lined with bombed out buildings. Stopping at an intersection, the Lost One looked to his left, then to his right and then back to his left.

"Excuse me." The Tall and Pale Caretaker of the Departed called out as he attempted to flag down the closest pedestrian for directions out of the city. The Freesider, a teenager clad in threadbare and dusty clothing, paused long enough to see who had called out for him before walking away from the Lost Undertaker at twice the pace he had been walking.

Sighing to himself, Undertaker McGee resigned himself to looking for the Southern Gate without assistance. Since leaving the Undertaker's compound, Thomas had started being accustomed to the treatment he'd received at the hands of others. He was only semi-bothered by the wide berth the local populace gave him as he traveled through their streets, none of them looking directly at the sharply dressed grave digger. Were they unaware of the need for people such as Shifty McGee? Did they not care what happened to their bodies after they died? The answer to the latter question lay a few feet away, soaking in a pool of its own bodily fluids.

She'd been dead for only a short time but her body had already voided itself of the fluids once contained in her bladder and bowels. While the harsh smell of the woman's fecal matter and urine did not affect the Undertaker, the fact that Thomas saw signs of people who'd walked around or over the woman's body without a second glance did. Leaning over to examine the departed, the Caretaker of Corpses noted that his new customer had been rather striking and lead a rather rich life. The clothing that clung to the woman's body had been custom tailored and crafted from rather expensive cloth, as was the purse that lay next to her. Saying a brief prayer for the departed, Thomas reached over and picked up the purse, opening it in hopes of finding enough bottle caps to cover the cost of her burial.

"H... Heeeeeeeeeey." A drunken and feminine voice slurred, causing the Undertaker to look around for the source of the voice, "Whaht're yuuu doin' wiff my purse? Yuuu tryun to steal fruh me?"

Looking to where the woman had been laying, Thomas noted that she was now sitting up and staring at him, her eyes filled with a large amount of anger that threatened to boild over. The woman, who had not died but had instead passed out from over consumption of alcohol, reached out and gave the Surprised Young Undertaker a good shove, causing him to fall backwards, the purse's strap wrapping around his wrist. As he attempted to pick himself off of the ground, the Unfortunate Undertaker felt a tug on his arm as the woman attempted to wrest her purse from Thomas.

"Yuuuu AR! GIVE MEE MAH PURSE!" The woman snarled before filling her lungs up with as much air as possible, "THIEEEF! WE GOT A THIIIEEEEF HERE!!!"

The people of Freeside stopped for a moment and did something they had not done before: They looked directly at the Undertaker with eyes filled with anger. Here was another outsider that was messing with a Freesider. Here was another man that was attempting to put a Freesider back down in the proverbial ditch.

"N... no. This is all just a mistake... I thought you were dead." The Shifty stammered as he attempted to free himself from the woman's grasp.

"D'JA HEAR DAT?! HE WAS GONNA MAKE ME DEAD!" The woman cried out to her audience, who was getting angrier and angrier at the Undertaker.

"I... ummmm... welll... Gotta go." Thomas said as he pulled out his knife and cut the purse strap with a quick swipe of the sharpened blade. Turning to run away from the crazed drunken Freesider, Thomas heard a thud as the woman, unprepared for the sudden release of her property, fell backwards into the puddle of filth she'd been laying in.

"STOP HIM! GET HIM!" Thomas could hear the woman screaming. While he couldn't hear anyone running after him, it didn't stop the Undertaker continuing his escape by ducking into a narrow alley.

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The Really Wild Wastelands | Springvale | Springvale Elementary Sisterhood of Steel HQ
Good Intentions... something something something
Constance Sorrowfeld​
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Examining bowl number thirty-one, the Teenaged American Enclave Scout of America looked for the smallest speck of dust or old food that would have contaminated Miss Kristin's divine cooking. It didn't take but a second to note a near microscopic shred of ancient molerat meat which was then scrapped off using a scrubbing pad that Constance had found under the sink. Satisfied with the state of bowl number thirty-one, Constance Sorrowfeld carefully passed the item to the Sylphy that was assisting her with drying. Pausing for a moment, the girl looked at her fingers, wrinkled from prolonged exposure to moisture. Though there might be danger from her fingers remaining in that wrinkled state forever if she continued her task, Constance didn't mind the structure that the Dairy Queen was providing. As Constance started her work on bowl number thirty-two, the sound of giggling could be heard nearby. Turning her ear towards the source, the teenager was pleasantly surprised to see that Miss Kristin was having fun with one of the Sylphys, the two playing patty cake at the table where they were sitting.

"Sylphy?" The Sylphy assisting Constance with the dishes asked.

"Oh, nothing. I didn't expect Miss Kristin to start playing patty cake with one of your sisters. She seems like she's going to be a pretty rigid trainer." The Cat Eared Scout responded with a smile as she dunked the bowl in a solution of dish soap, disinfectant, rad-away and a mild solution created from a cheese byproduct that had been designed to neutralize harmful contaminants, "But she looked kind of sad when she looked at Mister McKenna's place setting didn't she?"

"Sylphy." The Sylphy responded and nodded as she accepted bowl number thirty-two and began drying it.

"You think we should do something for Miss Kristin?" The Concerned Cat Girl asked quietly to that Miss Kristin wouldn't be able to hear them.

"Sylphy Sylphy?" The Sylphy reponded.

"Grab one of your sisters and asked them to bring Mister McKenna here for dinner, please." The young girl said with a smile.

"Sylphy!" The Sylphy said as she placed bowl number thirty-two on top of the existing stack and walked off into the hallway. Another Sylphy, the former head cook, took her sister's place drying. Seeing that Miss Kristin was now at the table, resuming her role as hostess, Constance had yet another Sylphy, the very one that Kristin had been playing with, take her place washing bowls.

Once seated at the table, Constance suddenly found herself salivating as all the wondrous smells assailed her nostrils, each dish trying to out do the last in terms of savory scents.

"We can go feed the Sylphys together after you have finished eating. I have much to discuss with you about training regimens, dietary restrictions and scheduling. It looks like we will have to organise the Sylphy's into smaller groups based on weapon specialization and performance ratings. One group rests and recovers, another group will take their place for their evaluation and training. I need you at peak performance." Miss Kristin said in a rather serious tone that was soon shattered by her pleasingly pleasant chuckle, "Fret not! We will start tomorrow, but rest assured that I will gladly pour my very blood into ensuring the best possible training. A Blamco bleeds amongst their battle brother and sisters."

The very world seemed to quake in fear at the BlamCo Valkryie's words and dedication to turning the Sylphy mob into a proper army. Constance could almost see the army, with Miss Kristin at the front and Constance by her side, charging at their enemies, who would be so consumed by the fear, they would submit without a shot being fired. The very thought would have brought a grin to the teenaged girl's lips were it not impolite to grin with your mouth filled with delightfully savory foods.

Though the thought of such a future lifted Constance's spirits up to a state of near ecstasy, second only to the ecstasy her taste buds were experiencing, there was a certain amount of fear the had wormed its way into the pit of Constance's tummy. Could she measure up to the training regime that the Commander in Cheddar had in store? Would the Sylphys be able to? Was Constance making a mistake putting so much faith into a near stranger while others closer to her had failed?

"Thank you, Miss Kristin," The Formerly Silence American Enclave Scout said with a smile, "Thank you for helping the Sylphys and me. Thank you for accepting us without a second's hesitation. Thank you for everything... especially this wonderful food. The American Enclave Scouts of America never taught us to make foods with this much flavor. They'd always said nutrition first and taste last. But... this is the best meal I've ever had."

The last statement was actually factually correct. In most cases, people could be counted on saying that a meal tasted either as good as their mother's cooking or came in a close second to their mother's cooking. However, seeing as how Constance had never had a home cooked meal that had been prepared by her own mother, Charlotte, there was no comparing the two.

"I really, really, really, reallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreally hope that I can live up to your expectations, Mimimiss Kristinininin." The Young Girl practically stuttered with excitement, her mind aflutter with the various training exercises that Miss Kristin would have Constance perform. Were the position of mother not already taken by Enclave Intelligence Officer #411, surely Miss Kristin would have been suited for the job. No one, not even the famed Natsuki Manriki had ever motivated the Cat Eared Scout in the manner, "I would hate to disapp-"

The sentence was abruptly cut off by the sudden appearance of a mob of Sylphys that barged through the kitchess door, jabbering excitedly to one another. Of concern was the fact that they were carrying weapons that had been constructed by Constance for the sole purpose capturing live game to be cooked later. Nets, Capture Poles, Padded batons were used to stun and capture prey animals. Also of concern was the fact that this group of Hunter Sylphys had gone out and captured a very lively and very angry Jonathan McKenna, wrapped his body with rope and gagged him. Dropping the man on the floor, the Sylphys look expectantly at their leader, Constance Sorrowfeld.

Stunned, embarrassed and very much surprised, Constance stayed in her seat, unsure of what to do. The Blind Amateur Shotgun Surgeon had been meddling and she was not exactly sure what the Dutchess of Dairy's stance on meddling was. The young girl could have played it off as if the Sylphys had done this on their own or she could fess up.

"I... ummmm... I..." Constance stammered for a moment before taking a long breath, "When I said bring Mister McKenna here for dinner, I meant ask him to come here to have dinner, not capture him and bring him here to be dinner." The Embarrassed Ambassador for the Sylphys said as she rubbed her suddenly aching head before turning to The Baroness of BlamCo, "Miss Kristin... I... thought that if I were going to be a good host like you are, it would be best to have Mister McKenna arrive for dinner with all of us. I didn't mean for... this... to happen."

Looking around for support, she spotted Miss Sorenson and hoped that she'd have something to say that would better the situation because from where Constance Sorrowfeld was sitting, it looked like an unmitigated disaster.
 

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Goddess of Planeptune
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Fiona stared at the strange group of people around her, ..especially the zombie woman, who then started talking, which to her was unusual for a uh, zombie thing.

"Well, that's nice. So, who're you, why are you here, and how the the hell do you have a coupla Deathclaws following you around like they're some overgrown puppies?" she asked gruffly, keeping a firm hold of Lester in case they decided to make a move to attack.

Fiona Callahan listened intently to the question from the strange lady that looked like an undead zombie. That was the strangest thing, aren't zombies supposed to be obsessed with brains and wander about and not be able to wield guns? She'd have to ask when it felt saver.

"I'm Fiona Callahan, from Vault 127, now known as Claw City, I am just exploring to be honest, I got tired of being couped up in a vault, and as for Larry, Curly, and Moe here... Thats a really long story, I do hope we can be friends, or something. I'm a certified vault medical doctor and have all the equipment with me if you need them."

Fiona looked around a bit to take in the strange bunch here, at that same time, something very amusing began to happen. One of her deathclaws grunted, the other one thwacked the deathclaw that grunted, and it began a smacking contest between the three deathclaws, leaving Fiona to just laugh and laugh.
 

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The Really Wild Wastelands | Six Years Ago | The Arborial Town Ann | The Blood Bath
I cut myself on edge!
The Sapphire Slayers| A Villainous Guest​
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A roar of approval from the assembled spectators filtered into the dark staging area where the three Sapphire Slayers waited for their match. The blue haired girls passed knowing glances as each other. When a crowd roared in that manner, it meant that one of their sisters had been butchered in the dirt filled, blood stained arena. While the three in the room weren't sisters in a biological sense, they had grown up together, watched each other's backs and kept each other safe. The eldest of the trio by a number of years wrapped a lock of sky blue hair around her index finger, a habit of her's when she was nervous, before giving the others a reassuring look.

The three Sapphire Slayers' individual names had been erased over time leaving them with only the names that their captors had taken to calling them and the names that they had made for each other. The eldest of the trio, Dumpster (or Shelley), stood near the door to the arena, her hands gripping the shaft of her lance so tightly that even in the darkness, the two others, Stupid ***** (or Sydney) and Shithead (or Sylphee), could see the whiteness of her knuckles. Sylphee could tell that the eldest of the trio was nervous. Perhaps it was because the Old One, a woman who visited the trio to treat their wounds, had mentioned to their captors that Shelley was expectant, though none of the three knew what the 16 year old could be expecting besides more scars given to them by the arena.

Sydney, with her two axes in one hand, walked over and placed her hand on her elder's shoulder, reassuring her that everything would be alright, that this was just another event where they would earn their food, that in the end all three of them would walk out of the arena alive.

"I learned what they meant," Shelley said as the door to the staging area opened and six men entered, grinning their menacing grins at the three young women.

"We got something special for you," The lead handler said as they affixed a leash to Shelley's collar, then to Sydney's collar and then finally to Sylphee's collar. Grabbing the Lance wielding slayer by the back of her collar, the man pulled her back and pressed her body against his, "I'm gonna miss you but at least neither of us are gonna have to worry about that little problem of yours after this."

With a brutish laugh, the lead handler hauled the girls out of the room, the door closing behind them with a sense of finality.

For Sylphee, walking through the corridors that lead to the arena was always a nerve wracking experience as the Spectators, many of them men, leered at the Sapphire Slayers, pawed at them and pulled on them. True to form, the crowd did not fail to meet what Sylphee expected of them. A rough hand grasped at her chest and tugged on her. A man whose yellowed teeth could be seen through his wicked grin, spat in her face, before being shoved backwards by one of the handlers.

"A lively bunch today, Shithead." The handler stated before urging her forward into the arena.

Assembling their side of the arena, the girls huddled together and vainly strained to listen for the match up to be announced as it was drowned out by the noise of the spectators. Something had made them especially excitable that day.

"Same thing as usual," Shelley said, "I'll go first and pin the creature while you two finish it off... Sylphee! Pay attention!"

Sylphee, who was looking around at the people who sat high around the perimeter of the fighting pit, had spotted an odd sight. A well dressed man in a black suit, his hair had been slicked back and was as manicured and black as his moustache, was talking with the Blood Bath's owner as he looked down at the three Sapphire Slayers.

"Sylphee!" Sydney shouted this time and brought Sylphee's attention back to her with a grab of the arm.

"The usual," Sylphee said quickly as the gong sounded and Shelley sprinted for the opening door located on the opposite side of the pit. A deep roar could be heard over the sound of the cheering audience.

"Yao guai!" The lead Slayer called out, identifying their opponent, as she thrust the lance through the door, intent on ending the match prematurely. How wrong she was... how dreadfully wrong.

"WOOOOOT!" Shelley hooted as she felt the tip of her lance hit something.

The tip of the lance could be heard piercing the thick skin of whatever was beyond the door but rather than the typical yelp that would have been head from a Yao guai being stabbed in the neck, the angered roar of Deathclaw being stabbed in the knee followed the young woman's triumphant hoot, which was then followed by the sound of the lance being snapped in half.

"Shelley!" Sydney called out, too far to help, too late to do anything. The crowd yelled out their approval as a giant claw appeared from the darkened cage and impacted against the Eldest of the Sapphire slayers, sending her flying. A sickening crack was heard as bones shattered. Standing there, frozen in grief, Sylphee could only watch as Shelley's body lay against the wall, unmoving, the four parallel slashes across her chest pouring the girl's life onto the dirt.

"Sylphee!" the other remaining Slayer called out, "Move!"

The girl stood there, unmoving, as if she'd suddenly been turned into a statue by the Deathclaw's gaze.

The creature limped as it strode forward into the arena, looking at the audience atop the high walls, seeking a way to them. Seeing that the monster was distracted, Sydney made her move, sneaking her way behind the 10 foot tall mutated creature, aiming to get at its other leg. Stepping over the creature's long tail, the only moving Sapphire Slayer closed in for the strike.

*Crrrash*

A bottle, hurled from the crowd, exploded at Sydney's feet and drew the attention of the razor clawed monstrosity. Seeing the girl, the Bipedal Death Machine attacked, this time nearly cutting its opponent in two as its 12 inch claws sliced into young flesh. Not satisfied with its first strike, the creature grabbed the girl and hurled her across the dirt lined pit.

"Sylphee." A quiet male voice said from behind the still frozen Slayer, "That's what your sisters called out, right? Move. If you want to survive, you need to move. If you want to disappoint those who cheered at the death of your sisters, kill that creature. Look at them. They're ready for you to lay down and die for them," The voice continued from behind the gates.

Looking at the people who surrounded the place where her sisters died, Sylphee could see the smiles on their faces. She could see the enjoyment they experienced from watching the misery experienced by all those sent into this God forsaken hole. She hated them for it. She wanted to kill every last one of them because of it.

"In time, Sylph." The voice said.

Spurred into action, the last remaining Sapphire Slayer ran towards Shelley and Sydney's killer. The two blades bound to her wrist gleamed as she ducked under the Deathclaw's first strike and pierced the scaled hide around the creature's knee. Undeterred by its wounds, The Murderous Beast turned and swiped at its assailant, cutting into her back. Though the cuts were superficial, they still bled. They still hurt. The crowd applauded and cheered their delight at seeing their enjoyment prolonged.

The Blue Haired Child remained silent despite the stinging pain she felt in her back. She wouldn't give these people the satisfaction of seeing her as weak as she had been when she allowed the others to die. Turning to the stumbling Deathclaw, the attacked again, dodging the deadly blows that the creature sought to rain upon the girl's body. Lunging forward, Sylphee's blade pierced the creature's shoulder, slicing a tendon. The wounded arm dangled uselessly now that it had been robbed of a third of its weapons. Another swipe was dodged and this time both blades were plunged into the belly of the beast. Roaring, the Deathclaw twisted it body as it tried to dislodge its attacker. It felt the blades that had pierced its abdomen slicing into it, allowing a loop of intestines to fall out into the open. It felt itself getting weaker... and it made the Deathclaw even more enraged.

The remaining arm swung out at the blue haired girl, this time catching her in the side and sent her flying to the ground. A horrible snapping sound could be heard as the blades broke, leaving Sylphee defenseless. Falling on its wounded knees the claw eyed its opponent, its reptilian eyes watching to see if she was still alive.

She was... though she was in no shape to move. Groaning as she sat up, Sylphee could see that she was not yet victorious. She could see that the Deathclaw was ready to claim victory as it drug itself forward, salivating at the thought of biting into young human flesh. Closer and closer, the claw creeped towards its next meal. Closer and closer, death approached the blue eyed berserker. The reptilian monster opened its mouth...

BAM!!

and fell to the floor next to Sylphee, its head half removed by the blast fired from a Gauss Pistol. The crowd, for the first time that day, booed as they realized what had happened, that they'd been robbed of their entertainment. A fight broke out in the stands and Sylphee... bewildered by the fact that she was still alive, looked up at her savior.

"I've my work cut out," The man with the slicked back, coal black hair said as he picked the girl up in his arms.

"W...who..." The girl asked, dazed by blood loss.

"My name is Henry McGee... but you'll be calling me Father." Henry McGee said as he carried his newly acquired prize out of The Blood Bath.