I've been a fan of Homstar Runner (A web series) for a long long time. My favorite character of the show, was Homsar, a character created from mispelling Homestar's name. Around Halloween last year, after watching an episode of Strong Bad Email (I forget which one), I decided to Email him, asking for an episode that focused on Homsar. I know that Strong Bad had already talked about Homsar at least twice, but I decided Asking couldn't hurt, and I knew I probably would not get what I asked.
However, a few weeks later, when I had completely forgotten I had even emailed Strong Bad, I had an email from him. I opened it up. The fallowing is copy/paste of what was in the email:
Dude, why the hell did you make me do that?!! For the love of god man!! What I saw can't be TAKEN AWAY!!!!!!! I can't stop thinking about it!! If I had known! If I had only known!! You screwed me over kid!!! God damn it!! You made me do it!! Take this footage I got and keep it forever!!!! I don't care what you do with it man, just keep it away from me!!!! God help me god help me god help me god help me god help me god help me god help me god help me god help me god help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111
Attached to it was a file entitled "Homsar's Nightmare". I thought "What the hell? Are the Chapman Brothers(The guys who make the cartoons) Screwing with me?" Since I was fearing the worst, and since I had already read a ton of Creepypasta's on the web beforehand, I decided to ignore it and watch it later in the middle of the day. The next morning, the Email was still there, with the same attachment. I downloaded it, and though it took an hour, it finally downloaded.
The cartoon starts out normal enough, with Homsar walking in the middle of the night as Halloween themed music plays. However, the music starts to deteriorate and come to a complete stop by the time Homsar runs into the woods. Marzipan and Strong Sad are talking about something (There audio is poorly recorded, I could hardly hear it), when Homsar comes up with an unusual smile. Strong Sad said (With the Audio going in and out, so I guessed on what I could hear) "Hey Homsar, would you like to join our wood carving?" Then, Homsar lets out a blood curdling moan (It was like a Creeper's "About to Explode" noise, but 10x more terrifying), with his mouth growing larger and larger and exposing horrendous teeth. His eyes began to grow red and he had a cynical smile on his face as Marzipan and Strong Sad begin to run. Homsar pounced on Marzipan, and she coughed out blood.
Suddenly, the animation style changed from it's normal cartoony feel to one of a more Darker and serious tone. Homsar and Marzipan looked almost realistic, but you could still tell they were animated characters. Homsar began eating Marzipan as she screamed in terror and panic. Blood was shooting out everywhere and organs were being flung. Homsar was eating Marzipan for over 3 minutes before it went back to being cartoony; however, Homsar remained looking like a terrifying monster.
The screen faded out to black, but then came back to a First Person Camera view, with Homstar and Strong Bad (And presumebly The Cheat, who I think was holding the camera and making some noises) freaking out in the middle of the Woods. The audio was distorted bad, but it was understandable and pretty loud. Strong Bad was being dead serious during this scene while Homstar would suggest silly idea's on how to deal with Homsar, including: "Let's get our Ghost Traps and catch him that way", "Let's consult a Priest on the subject", and "How about we escape through a closet to Narnia". After Strong Bad rejected several of the ideas, they heard Strong Mad yelling in the distance, and the 3 run to see if he's alright. Hiding behind a tree (and still in first person camera view BTW), the 3 watched as Strong Mad was barely keeping the Mostrous Homsar away. Homsar yelled in a horrendous voice "All I want to do is eat your brains" as he began tearing away at Strong Mad's flesh.
When Homsar was done grisly killing Strong Mad, he turned his attention to Homestar, Strong Bad and The Cheat, who all began to run away from the monster. An Anguished Cry of Homestar and his blood soaked hat flying off indicated that Homestar fell and was killed. The Cheat and Strong Bad hid in a cave, both crying uncontrollably and scared out of their mind. Strong Bad began to leave behind a will giving stuff to other characters (Who I presumed had also been killed). When Homsar's demonized version of his "Aaaaah!" Came near the cave, both of them shut up, only for Strong Bad to be pulled into the darkness towards a pair of Red dots. The Cheat, freaking out, ran away from the red dots, but the camera fell over and the Cheat screamed into the darkness. Homsar's feet, which was covered in yellow hairs and blood, came in front of the Camera, and he yelled "Now it's your turn" as he made another horrendous hissing noise.
Suddenly, the cartoon went to Homsar's normal face with his eyes closed. He opened them up (They were normal), and the camera panned out to show that he was in Strong Bad's Computer room. Homsar was his old, abnormal self, and on Strong Bad's computer was the email I had written to him. Strong Bad popped his head in and yelled at Homsar to get out of his house. Homsar just stared at him, as the camera zoomed in on him. He then said "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry", as his mouth opened large and the terrible hissing returned...