I was just riding around Altus randomly and came across the Draconic Tree Spirit. Because I'm a brat and I read internets and spoil myself, I knew this was an Important Boss to Progress the Story. But what the hell, I fight him a few times, get my ass kicked, whatever (the fire ball he has tracks insanely too good, better than freaking dragons!).
I look around and I see two gold summon signs including my favorite girl Millicent. And it lets my summon! Man it was fun being part of an unfair gank squad instead of a being a victim. I'm tossing black fire balls while my team is going ham, it's great.
But... I hate the boss fights, lol. I mean... I dunno, I did like 5 this morning, some are fine, like in this one cave I found it was an omen killer and a plant. These double bosses REQUIRE summoning, as far as I'm concerned, otherwise it's not fair. Just to give me an INCH of breathing room to take out one then the next.
But then I'm also the guy that never beat Orenstein and Smough solo. I don't even understand how that is possible, and I've watched the youtubes. To me it's like one a scientist explains quantum mechanics and it all makes sense at the time but then ask me to explain it 5 minutes later and you will only get a blank look in my eyes.
I just finally be Godskin Apostle. That boss can seriously go f*** itself right in the eye. All it does is fly around the screen and I can't see it and then I die. Like a lot of bosses. The only other person I've seen complain about this is Yahtzee and I feel like he and I are the only two sane people in the world. These boss moves are goddamn insane and make me question why I play video games (but then immediately something cool and beautiful happens, don't mind me, complaining about From games is part of the fun for me).
You know how I beat this guy? Don't worry I'll tell you.. my main girl Millicent, and Uchigitana+15 with some magic chill ash I put on it for some reason, and scarlet rot dragon breath. Just every g-dm thing I can throw at it. Fighting it "normal" is just impossible, it hits me once and then I can't move and then it just keeps hitting me and I'm dead, what kind of bs game is this.
I even looked up "cheese" strategies like using sleep pots and sneaking around and using poison mist and none of them work, lol.
Same with Goderoy whatever, the dude that's in "gaol" and same fight as Godrick phase 1. I beat Godrick with my other main girl Nephili and summons and such, now I have to fight him "legit," ok. He swings, I dodge... then he swings all over the screen 3x and I can't move or see, wtf!
FromSoftware boss fights used to be "learn their movesets, practices, and you can respond." And I did that for 6 games, minus only handful of bosses that I felt were totally nonsense (Demon of Hatred!). Now they make a game where every boss is Demon of Hatred. OK.
Like I said I'm enjoying the game but I seriously worry that with it getting such universal praise and success, FromSoftware is learning the lesson that they should just make boss fights more and more insane and impossible for us regular folks. If that is the case, this will be my last one.
Also, unrelated, this:
It's very easy to accidentally do a gesture in Elden Ring on PS4/PS5 unless you turn off motion controls — here's how to do it.
www.destructoid.com
I just waited way too long to actually figure this out, so I'm a dope.