The shit I put up with every day.

[lacktheknack]

If someone makes the sex sound next to you, howl "STOP MASTURBATING IN CLASS!" right in their ear. You'll get in trouble, but that person won't do it while you're around.

 

[similar.squirrel]

I know how you feel. When I was in middle school kids would poke me, blow on me, and make farting noises at me every day. It was every single day for three years. The worst part was the no one did anything to stop it, the teachers always told me to ignore it. I cried every day and no one ever did anything. The teachers even saw me crying. I was very close to killing myself in 8th grade, I was holding a knife and wanted to do it. But thankfully i couldn't bring myself to to through with it. I would recommend standing up in class and shouting, "These noises literally make me want to kill myself. Stop it or I will kill myself tonight and the blood will be on your hands."

Do not do this. You will look like a fucking idiot, and will be condescended to for the rest of your days.

Ignore it, and be glad you're not the one making Spanish Sex Noises. I had to put up with shit like this during class, when the teacher was supposed to be doing her job. If it's denying you the right to an education, by all means complain. Otherwise, get over it, because letting these people get to you makes you just as weak-witted as they are.

 

[ultrachicken]

Yeah, dont be such a wuss. Either tell the teacher or the principal or somoene that you'd like to get out of hte class or move on. Thats not even being harsh, thats just being honest.

I mean, you think thats bad? Try to study, while peoiple are actually HAVING sex beside you. And not that awkward sitting on each other's lap humping. And not that full blown bent over a desk. I mean just a guy reaching out iwth his foot, rubbing his toe against a girls body to stimulate her. In both areas.

YEAH! Thats what I had to put up with for years, cause in my school, your basic classes where seperated by last name, so they took alittle bit of people with last names close to yours, people with last names the complete opposite letter of yours, and people form the middle. And two people that were dating where always in my classes because of it.

If I were you, I would have hooked one of those guys. And I have defective arms. Seriously, why can't they control their hormones?

*Ahem*

Yeah, file a complaint anonymously. That should fix the problem.

EDIT:

If someone makes the sex sound next to you, howl "STOP MASTURBATING IN CLASS!" right in their ear. You'll get in trouble, but that person won't do it while you're around.

On second thought, this is better. Do it.

 

[jamradar]

If you have a really loud mp3 player than take out the headphones turn the volume all the way up and blast this song:


That should get them to stop.

 

[Gabanuka]

If you have a really loud mp3 player than take out the headphones turn the volume all the way up and blast this song:


That should get them to stop.

That was... weird


OT: Yeh just use an Ipod/MP3 player and drown it out. Or request to be moved class.

 

[Ryouma]

Not sure what to say, i only browsed the first page of the comment and the general ide is that you dont have that much "pain" or truble and there are alott of worst things out there in the world.

Now sorry for this rant but let me ask you guys somthing, why is it that when somone comes with a problem that might seem small to you, you say that he is lucky that he dont have it worst?

So shall we compare ourself to others that are less fortune all the time? if thats the case hell i have to end up in veggy state i a hospitale, and ey i cant complain then becuse kids in africa dies daily, right?

Stop comparing problem ok?

Now!

Treadstarter, i can understand that this is anoying.

What i can sugjest is:
1: Ipod / music is a good alternative, if the teacher are ok with them moaning like some preteen morons then i cant se the problem of you listening to some music. (saw that many people allready sugjestet this:3 well sorry for "stealing" the ide hehe)

2: Ignore them, its hard but you might make it and after some time the sound might become a habit and then less anoying.

3: Go to the principal, its not the most popular one and you might lose more "friends" and gain enemies from doing so if they find out its you and somthing happens with the kids doing the noice.

4: Move to a better school that dont act like morons.

5: shoot them (please dont do this, only if its with a water gun hehe)

But its not much you can do to make them stop, they obviuse like to do it, they find it funny.

So i would have done 1 and then 2 the times i needed to listen to the teacher.

I wish you best of luck and hope they grow up fast so you dont have to deal with the anoying sounds.

 

[Ryouma]

Spoiler

You think you've got it bad?

Spoiler: You should hear about [i

my[/i] job.] I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with.

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up. She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprisingly that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her 'womanly parts'. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat on heat.

But the crown jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he's baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at his huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds or Burger King, every single ****ing day.

Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and ****.

Excuse me are you even trying to be funny and saying velma is NOT sexy?

Spoiler: Question for you!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Spoiler: Not sexy?

 

[bam13302]

Every single day, 2nd period I have to put up with this shit

Spoiler: Warning this should never be watched no matter the circumstances including this thread

What can I do to basically end this insanity?! I already got "a talking to" for flipping out on this kinda thing once (the day was bad enough already)

So what can I do?

EDIT: Reading the comments so far, I realize that I may be acting as sort of a wuss, and that there are much bigger problems in the world. I think the thread title implied, "MY LIFE SUCKS MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE'S", I didn't mean that, I just meant that this "thing" is just ridiculous for me, and needs to stop. Sorry if I can't get ideas across XD

yea, that bugged the **** out of me as well, luckly, the kids in my class matured fast enough that i only heard it for about 2 years in high school
still pisses me off though, (couldnt make it 10 seconds through the video)
EDIT: also, i find acting bat **** insane tends to stop people from messing with you/acting stupid around you, dont do anything stupid, sometimes just simple stuff is all you need

 

[bam13302]

If you have a really loud mp3 player than take out the headphones turn the volume all the way up and blast this song:


That should get them to stop.

That was... weird


OT: Yeh just use an Ipod/MP3 player and drown it out. Or request to be moved class.

yea, that will probably work, at least they will be quiet until the song is done

 

[Woodsey]

Start jacking off.
That should get 'em to stop. Hopefully.

I vote for this, considering I nearly fell of my chair after reading it.

I don't even really understand what's going on in that video, but wanking is almost always the way forward.

 

[Julianking93]

I... I'm confused. What just happened?

They're making weird asian sex noises?

I'm sorry but if that's all you have to put up with, consider yourself lucky.

It could be far worse. That's just... well it's pretty goddamn annoying but to let that really frustrate you so much is a bit ridiculous. If it's bothering you that much, complain to a higher up or something.

 

[ryai458]

Wait so whats the issue?

 

[Cherry Cola]

A friend of mine has abusive parents. Since he was just a little kid they've mistreated him, smacked him around when they think he's done something wrong, even if it's the mildest thing in the world, completely crushed his self-esteem and made him lose much of his hopes for a better future. He wants nothing more than to do well in school so that when he's 18 he can move out and get a proper job, but he can't do work at home because his parents won't let him, favoring forcing him to perform chores, and he's so broken from years of abuse that he can't perform well in class. His childhood and his future are both forever destroyed because of how shit he has it.

But yeah, I totally see why I should give you my sympathy. Clearly your life is hell.

 

[EHKOS]

Fuck that man, what is wrong with you, I'd start getting horny. Unless that's the problem. If it was me (I'm pretty defiant tho) I would just ask for the work, go out into the hall and do it, or start up my iPod.

 

[Inglip]

Methinks you're jealous of their sexy time. If not, you're just a moan.

 

[Red Right Hand]

Grow a pair of testicles and get on with your day.

 

[Natdaprat]

I'm gonna say "get the fuck over it" and maybe see a therapist if you're that tightly wound that something like that drives you postal.

Seriously, life is annoying sometimes. There might seriously be something wrong with you. See a therapist.

He got suspended for this? Seriously?

Damn this forum sucks sometimes.

 

[Justanothergamer300]

Make this annoying sound

 

[Henrik Moeller]

Join the military

 

[pyramid head grape]

Kick them right in the nuts... no not really file them out with extreme focus.