The shit I put up with every day.

[Dancingman]

Ignore them, if you acknowledge this kind of behavior it only encourages them more. Also, slide yourself into higher-level classes, the work will be harder but stupidity in AP and Honors courses generally is less noticeable than things like this. I've been in APs full of dumbfucks before, they just have a talking problem but not a make sex noises problem.

Also, I kinda have to agree with the dude who got suspended, you are taking this way too seriously and you kinda need to find a better coping mechanism than going onto the forums and complaining about it.

 

[Dancingman]

I'm gonna say "get the fuck over it" and maybe see a therapist if you're that tightly wound that something like that drives you postal.

Seriously, life is annoying sometimes. There might seriously be something wrong with you. See a therapist.

He got suspended for this? Seriously?

Damn this forum sucks sometimes.

Mods are a little jumpy on posts like this sometimes, but to be fair they at least have pretty set standards, and they ban everyone from newbies to old-line users who are being douchey.

 

[Exterminas]

What is supposed to be going on in that video?
Bunch of kids making animal sounds? Do they want to annoy you by behaving like morons?
And it works? I would laugh at them.

 

[FamoFunk]

HAHAHA!!

Seriously, what? Mate, this is nothing to get stressed about. Chill

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

Start jacking off.
That should get 'em to stop. Hopefully.

Or if you don't want to do it the fun way, you could just ask an adult or something to do something. But that doesn't work most of the time, so we're left with just one option...

/thread

You can't change it, if you want to be 'that guy' and tell the teacher, you can.
High school is filled with immature idiots, find someone in the class who doesn't do this and chill with them whilst yelling over the noise.

 

[Wadders]

What the fuck?

You really think this is worth whining over? Grow a pair for gods sake, theres people who have it a hell of a lot worse in school.

 

[Nemesis729]

Im assuming your the teacher? If so just ignore it, What did you expect becoming a high school teacher? A foreign language teacher none the less

 

[Irriduccibilli]

Thats probably the most annoying sound i've heard for a while. I feel bad for you for having to live with stuff like that everyday. My best suggestion would be to listen to some music when they start making that noise. Just punch up the volume and listen to some lovely heavy metal

 

[Seraniel]

99% of all people you meet will be just there to make your life harder XD you better get used to it.
this was a wise lesson a friend of mine once taught me !

 

[lacktheknack]

A friend of mine has abusive parents. Since he was just a little kid they've mistreated him, smacked him around when they think he's done something wrong, even if it's the mildest thing in the world, completely crushed his self-esteem and made him lose much of his hopes for a better future. He wants nothing more than to do well in school so that when he's 18 he can move out and get a proper job, but he can't do work at home because his parents won't let him, favoring forcing him to perform chores, and he's so broken from years of abuse that he can't perform well in class. His childhood and his future are both forever destroyed because of how shit he has it.

But yeah, I totally see why I should give you my sympathy. Clearly your life is hell.

If we're going to go THAT route, I could always just post a bunch of photos of African children starving and maybe a few with the vultures eating them alive.

The original question was "What can I do about it?" If you don't want to answer that, you could just go to a different thread. Lately, you've been really bad about Rule One.

 

[lacktheknack]

Make this annoying sound

That might actually work.

 

[SIXVI06-M]

Every single day, 2nd period I have to put up with this shit

Spoiler: Warning this should never be watched no matter the circumstances including this thread

What can I do to basically end this insanity?! I already got "a talking to" for flipping out on this kinda thing once (the day was bad enough already)

So what can I do?

EDIT: Reading the comments so far, I realize that I may be acting as sort of a wuss, and that there are much bigger problems in the world. I think the thread title implied, "MY LIFE SUCKS MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE'S", I didn't mean that, I just meant that this "thing" is just ridiculous for me, and needs to stop. Sorry if I can't get ideas across XD

Also, usually it's much louder and longer with a couple: "OH SEÑOR!"'s

You've reminded me of a very poignant article I'd seen on Cracked.com - I'd like to refer you to it so that I may open you up to a little bit more perspective: http://www.cracked.com/article_15231_7-reasons-21st-century-making-you-miserable.html

All things aside - I don't like how some school environments are becoming more and more hyper-sexualised. I've heard of some schools where there are kids in junior high are literally getting away with sexual harassment every day (this might actually constitute sexual harassment by a technicality); compound that with peer pressure and social expectations that just makes everything okay all of the sudden because it's not cool to go against the tide.

I reckon, if it's unacceptable in the adult workplace - make a point of it and make sure it's unacceptable in your world. Anyone who uses the excuse 'they're just kids' or 'chill out, they're just playing about' makes it worse - what adult in their right mind thinks its okay for kids to run around having orgasms - and knowingly let it keep happening?.

But if they aren't doing anything about it - then it's just up to you to uphold your own social standards and know that you can do better.

 

[TilMorrow]

Seriously what the fuck man? There are worst things to deal with in life than noises made by a bunch of jokers. Let me tell you of some of the things I've had to deal with:

Being bullyed by people who I thought were my friends as I wasn't as sporty as the other guys in my class and was slightly larger and not as outspoken. (Also a bit nerdy due to being the one who pronounced that are liked playing games when everyone else was talking about footy scores).
Ripping my lateral meniscus in my right knee after doing the most fail injury ever, having swine flu and fracturing my wrist during my GCSE year and also having weak ligments in my knees.

/rant-rage over

Sorry I got angry but people have to put up with worse shit than this everyday. Though I'm not saying I don't have my fair share of idiot noise makers in my life but I found joining them rather trying to beat them is much funnier. But thats in my case whereas in yours I'm not so sure.

 

[BanthaFodder]

ignore it. something so stupid really shouldn't bother you THIS much. just tune it out.

on another note, HOLY SHIT, THIS IS REALLY A THING? I THOUGHT THIS WAS ONLY IN MY SCHOOL! but seriously, you're lucky if THIS is "the shit you put up with every day".

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

wait..your complaining about THAT? really?

wow. you would tear your own head off if you came anywhere near some of our schools then..

seriously, that is joy to my ears compared to REAL problems.

 

[b1aksh33p]

Every single day, 2nd period I have to put up with this shit

Spoiler: Warning this should never be watched no matter the circumstances including this thread

What can I do to basically end this insanity?! I already got "a talking to" for flipping out on this kinda thing once (the day was bad enough already)

So what can I do?

EDIT: Reading the comments so far, I realize that I may be acting as sort of a wuss, and that there are much bigger problems in the world. I think the thread title implied, "MY LIFE SUCKS MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE'S", I didn't mean that, I just meant that this "thing" is just ridiculous for me, and needs to stop. Sorry if I can't get ideas across XD

Also, usually it's much louder and longer with a couple: "OH SEÑOR!"'s

Assuming you are a high school student, I understand your problem and while others are telling you to "get over it" or "their just having fun," if they are causing a disturbance on those who are trying to concentrate on their schoolwork then its still wrong.

Now, if the troublemakers are acting out like this directly towards you or whenever you are around to simply annoy you, then its an act of bullying and you should inform the principal and your parents/guardians as soon as possible.

But if the troublemakers are acting out to annoy you and your fellow classmates (and probably the classroom next door) then, unfortunately, this is matter that the school staff must deal with and you and your classroom are in the line of fire, so to speak.

Concerning your question on "what to do," the best possible act would be to try to ignore it and hope the school deals with them quickly. Some people suggested listening to your mp3, but I know that some schools, including mine, does not allow personal electronic devices to be on during class.

If the problem becomes too much or the school has not dealt with it yet, what you can do is ask your parents/guardian to contact the school and voice their concerns to the principal. A concerned parent should get the school staff members of their asses and deal with the problem and you will stay anonymous.

I hope this helps and best of luck to you.

 

[TheGuiggleMonster]

You should gather all the people in your school who share the same hatrid as you and form an alliance. Your alliance should take a zero-tolerance approach towards these noises. If any of you hear someone make this sound, beat the crap out of them. Do it immediately after hearing the sound, otherwise they won't associate it with having consequences.

I'm being totally serious. This will get rid of the problem for good. I also recommend that you get everyone to know about your alliance first so that they can believe it actually exists.

 

[crystalsnow]

Step 1: Print out this picture.

Spoiler

Step 2: Cut picture out and take to school.

Step 3: Staple picture to your face during 2nd hour. Do NOT clean up blood.

Step 4: Run to the front of the room.

Step 5: Go "RARRARRARRGHGHARRAGHGHARRR"

Step 6: ???

Step 7: Profit!

 

[Drake_Dercon]

Every single day, 2nd period I have to put up with this shit

Spoiler: Warning this should never be watched no matter the circumstances including this thread

What can I do to basically end this insanity?! I already got "a talking to" for flipping out on this kinda thing once (the day was bad enough already)

So what can I do?

EDIT: Reading the comments so far, I realize that I may be acting as sort of a wuss, and that there are much bigger problems in the world. I think the thread title implied, "MY LIFE SUCKS MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE'S", I didn't mean that, I just meant that this "thing" is just ridiculous for me, and needs to stop. Sorry if I can't get ideas across XD

Also, usually it's much louder and longer with a couple: "OH SEÑOR!"'s

... My advice is to drop that class. There are alternatives to taking it through school if it's that much of a problem,
I really didn't watch that all the way through, so I have no clue who was involved, but over here just last year two teachers got fired for jokingly (quite literally, the whole thing was a joke. They pushed that as hard as they could and it was very obvious) doing a lapdance during the school spirit week, for an in-school "party" of sorts. It was all over the news, even getting so far as to reach CNN.

Now I've got an idea. Just post a video on facebook and spread it virally. It will end soon after.