Sorry, 5 digit posters or higher can only be gods. Even beings with magical powers can't be higher if they have 4 digits or lower worth of posts. You can maybe be a demigod though.Padwolf said:I am upset. Why aren't I being praised amongst the other gods? Why am I not worthy? I am upset and I shall take me and my mystical powers of godliness with me and go to another thread!
WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?!
Redlin5 said:Kolby Jack said:I said, what do GODS need with an internet forum?!
Mr. Spock said:
Hey! You did not answer his question! What do Gods need with an internet forum?!
He doesn't post several times everyday for years because he's busy... and he expects to be taken seriously on top of that?!Skatologist said:Sorry, 5 digit posters or higher can only be gods. Even beings with magical powers can't be higher if they have 4 digits or lower worth of posts. You can maybe be a demigod though.Padwolf said:I am upset. Why aren't I being praised amongst the other gods? Why am I not worthy? I am upset and I shall take me and my mystical powers of godliness with me and go to another thread!
WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?!
So your avatar reflect what you're thinking right now?Padwolf said:I am upset. Why aren't I being praised amongst the other gods? Why am I not worthy? I am upset and I shall take me and my mystical powers of godliness with me and go to another thread!
WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?!
You might say something differently if you were to make, like, 20 more posts and return to this thread. Think of it: an arbitrary position of false-godhood with little to no powers! On the internet, no less! It could all be yours!!Lunar Templar said:Jim is the only god worthy of praise.
*ahem*Alexei F. Karamazov said:You might say something differently if you were to make, like, 20 more posts and return to this thread. Think of it: an arbitrary position of false-godhood with little to no powers! On the internet, no less! It could all be yours!!Lunar Templar said:Jim is the only god worthy of praise.
OT: So according to my post count, I'm more of a level 2 fighter compared to these level 30 sorcerers and wizards. Part of me regrets lurking for all of those years, but whatever, being a shitty adventurer is much more interesting than bureaucratic godhood anyways. Can this humble warrior get a blessing? I've got to clear out some kobolds, and my rusty knife has been "fidgety," as of late.
I'm working on it, one can not rush ascend to divinity. Bad things tend to happen to those who rush these things.Alexei F. Karamazov said:You might say something differently if you were to make, like, 20 more posts and return to this thread. Think of it: an arbitrary position of false-godhood with little to no powers! On the internet, no less! It could all be yours!!Lunar Templar said:Jim is the only god worthy of praise.
Taco was PAID OFF.PsychicTaco115 said:Hey guys you should all buy a lot of wheelbarrows. Everyday, after intense tacoing, I take all my wheelbarrows to my private zeppelin to just chill out in the upper atmosphere.
... I'm ready.xaszatm said:*ahem*Alexei F. Karamazov said:You might say something differently if you were to make, like, 20 more posts and return to this thread. Think of it: an arbitrary position of false-godhood with little to no powers! On the internet, no less! It could all be yours!!Lunar Templar said:Jim is the only god worthy of praise.
OT: So according to my post count, I'm more of a level 2 fighter compared to these level 30 sorcerers and wizards. Part of me regrets lurking for all of those years, but whatever, being a shitty adventurer is much more interesting than bureaucratic godhood anyways. Can this humble warrior get a blessing? I've got to clear out some kobolds, and my rusty knife has been "fidgety," as of late.
BLESSED BE THIS YOUNG TRAVELER! MAY HIS POSTS BRING MERRIMENT. MAY HIS REPLIES SPARK DEBATE! FOR BLESSED IS HE THAT WALKS THE PATH OF THE ESCAPIST! ALWAYS QUESTIONING, ALWAYS JOYFUL! LET HIM DISCOVER THE JOY FOUND IN THESE FORUMS AS WE ALL DO WHEN WE WALK THE PATH OF THE CRUNCHY SHELL. AND, MOST OF ALL, LET HIM BLAME KROSS WHENEVER FOUL MISFORTUNE FOLLOWS HIM!
Welp, the proof is in the puddingLieju said:Taco was PAID OFF.PsychicTaco115 said:Hey guys you should all buy a lot of wheelbarrows. Everyday, after intense tacoing, I take all my wheelbarrows to my private zeppelin to just chill out in the upper atmosphere.
WHY IS NO NEWS SOURCE REPORTING THIS!!?
Not a one of those is accurate.xaszatm said:[HEADING=1]PRAISE BE TO THE ESCAPIST PANTHEON!!!
PRAISE BE TO PSYCHOTACO115: SEER OF ALL REALITIES
PRAISE BE TO DAYSTAR: ELDER GOD
PRAISE BE TO CARAMEL FRAPPE: COFFEE GOD
PRAISE BE TO FAPPY: CAT GOD
PRAISE BE TO VAULT101: REVIVED GOD[/HEADING]
Souplex said:Not a one of those is accurate.xaszatm said:[HEADING=1]PRAISE BE TO THE ESCAPIST PANTHEON!!!
PRAISE BE TO PSYCHOTACO115: SEER OF ALL REALITIES
PRAISE BE TO DAYSTAR: ELDER GOD
PRAISE BE TO CARAMEL FRAPPE: COFFEE GOD
PRAISE BE TO FAPPY: CAT GOD
PRAISE BE TO VAULT101: REVIVED GOD[/HEADING]
We old ones are displeased by your worship of the false NewScapist gods.
The OldScapist shall awaken from its slumber and devour you all!
Then you will remember that Souplex is your one true master.
Tha sinn Escapist!
NEW HOLY ONES!!!Andy Shandy said:You do all realise you're just feeding the post god, Sassafrass right? And each post builds up his strength until he returns to this mortal realm and kills all the...mortals. With Football Manager probably.