THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT TACONEWS!!!

[lacktheknack]

Yes, this means Colour is the most powerful and influential by far, but oh well. xD

But Lack! Everyone has a butt! I lord over everyone! MWAHAHAHAHA!

SHE CAN GIVE YOUR BUTTS ROYAL PAINS AND YOU CAN DO NOTHING TO STOP IT! AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

...on a horrible note, as the Demigod of Giant Mouths, we must never, ever meet on the Godplane. It would be like Sonic Fanart all over again. xD

 

[Euryalus]

Yes, this means Colour is the most powerful and influential by far, but oh well. xD

But Lack! Everyone has a butt! I lord over everyone! MWAHAHAHAHA!

SHE CAN GIVE YOUR BUTTS ROYAL PAINS AND YOU CAN DO NOTHING TO STOP IT! AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

...on a horrible note, as the Demigod of Giant Mouths, we must never, ever meet on the Godplane. It would be like Sonic Fanart all over again. xD

Yes but is the retaliation of hershey squirts or cholera worth it Lack? IS IT WORTH IT?!

Also that's a horrifying thought, why would you even? D:

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Daystar and Fappy are Gods?

They don't even go here!

TIL I am a god.

Yeah, god of being a douche.

You're just totes jelly of my divinity.

Mhmmm your tears, they taste like potatoes.

But...she is a god too. Perhaps not as big and strong and handsome and all powerful as you with your near 3 times as many posts, but she is a divine being nonetheless. Respect what is essentially your sister/coworker/we really need to know how you guys are tied together!

Spoiler

That be a fun idea, starting a mythos for this thread. What do you think?

Oh Jaysus feck, that would make certain things very awkward if she was like a sister...

*throws up a little*

 

[lacktheknack]

Also that's a horrifying thought, why would you even? D:

Because I am a cruel God. AHAHAHAHAHA

 

[JoJo]

[HEADING=1]ALL HAIL JOJO: GOD OF STANDS[/HEADING]

I was going to suggest 'Devourer of Orphans' but I like this title, this is good too

I hear he swats rival news casters anonymously just to get an edge too. He's no saint that one. WHY IS THE MEDIA BLACKING OUT ON THIS?!

He bribed them all into silence with sex, the roguish fiend!

 

[Colour Scientist]

Oh Jaysus feck, that would make certain things very awkward if she was like a sister...

*throws up a little*

Just a little?

Spoiler: More like...

 

[Skatologist]

Now ... since there are so many Gods gathered in one spot.
Will there be a war? If so, I'll fight with the worst weapons ever assembled ... controversial threads!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Oh Jaysus feck, that would make certain things very awkward if she was like a sister...

*throws up a little*

Just a little?

Spoiler: More like...

And... and then when we...

Oh god...

 

[xaszatm]

I refuse to believe anyone who claims that Taco is not giving us the unprocessed truth, wrapped in a tortilla shell.

And always remember to thank God for Jim!...Or should I say, thank Jim for Jim!

So Jim is and endless loop of shameful self promotion? Eeeeexcellent.

[HEADING=1]ALL HAIL ZACHARY AMARANTH: GOD OF NINJAS[/HEADING]

 

[Something Amyss]

[HEADING=1]ALL HAIL ZACHARY AMARANTH: GOD OF NINJAS[/HEADING]

Pffft. I already posted that while you were typing. <.<

 

[xaszatm]

[HEADING=1]ALL HAIL ZACHARY AMARANTH: GOD OF NINJAS[/HEADING]

Pffft. I already posted that while you were typing. <.<

Fine, be like that. It's not like I care or anything...

Spoiler

Also, I should make a new topic soon for a mythology. Would this make Kross the devil?

 

[ScrabbitRabbit]

Spoiler

Also, I should make a new topic soon for a mythology. Would this make Kross the devil?

I prefer to think of him as something akin to the Living Tribunal [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Living_Tribunal] myself.

 

[xaszatm]

Spoiler

Also, I should make a new topic soon for a mythology. Would this make Kross the devil?

I prefer to think of him as something akin to the Living Tribunal [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Living_Tribunal] myself.

Fair point. Fair point indeed. Man, this bible is going to be something, all right...

 

[Lunar Templar]

Jim is the only god worthy of praise.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't report the news for two days and people start declaring you a god...

I'm not complaining mind you, I always wanted to be revered in the eyes of the proletarians!

So thank you xaszatm for making the truth be known to the people

First the Escapist, then the WORLD!

You don't have me yet. My loyalties are rather... vague. <.<

 

[Fijiman]

I don't report the news for two days and people start declaring you a god...

I'm not complaining mind you, I always wanted to be revered in the eyes of the proletarians!

So thank you xaszatm for making the truth be known to the people

First the Escapist, then the WORLD!

You don't have me yet. My loyalties are rather... vague. <.<

Yeah! He'll never take the Forum Games!

Also, there a lot of god's in this thread. >_>

 

[xaszatm]

I don't report the news for two days and people start declaring you a god...

I'm not complaining mind you, I always wanted to be revered in the eyes of the proletarians!

So thank you xaszatm for making the truth be known to the people

First the Escapist, then the WORLD!

You don't have me yet. My loyalties are rather... vague. <.<

I don't report the news for two days and people start declaring you a god...

I'm not complaining mind you, I always wanted to be revered in the eyes of the proletarians!

So thank you xaszatm for making the truth be known to the people

First the Escapist, then the WORLD!

You don't have me yet. My loyalties are rather... vague. <.<

Yeah! He'll never take the Forum Games!

Also, there a lot of god's in this thread. >_>

and now there are two more!

[HEADING=1]ALL HAIL REDLIN5: GOD OF ROCKETS!

ALL HAIL FIJIMAN: GOD OF BONDINGUS! [/HEADING]

 

[Fijiman]

I don't report the news for two days and people start declaring you a god...

I'm not complaining mind you, I always wanted to be revered in the eyes of the proletarians!

So thank you xaszatm for making the truth be known to the people

First the Escapist, then the WORLD!

You don't have me yet. My loyalties are rather... vague. <.<

I don't report the news for two days and people start declaring you a god...

I'm not complaining mind you, I always wanted to be revered in the eyes of the proletarians!

So thank you xaszatm for making the truth be known to the people

First the Escapist, then the WORLD!

You don't have me yet. My loyalties are rather... vague. <.<

Yeah! He'll never take the Forum Games!

Also, there a lot of god's in this thread. >_>

and now there are two more!

[HEADING=1]ALL HAIL REDLIN5: GOD OF ROCKETS!

ALL HAIL FIJIMAN: GOD OF BONDINGUS! [/HEADING]

[HEADING=1] FOOL! [/HEADING]
Bondingus is a name, not something you can be god of!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

[HEADING=1]ALL HAIL REDLIN5: GOD OF ROCKETS![/HEADING]

Spoiler: Kind of like this?

 

[Kolby Jack]

I don't buy it. I don't buy any of it. After all, excuse me, I'd just like to ask a question...

What do Gods need with an internet forum?

...

I said, what do GODS need with an internet forum?!