Since people keep on posting Twilight threads, and I'm sick and tired of them because they always end up as people who haven't read the books or seen the film going "Twilight's gay, ur gay, lolzorz twilight's crap" and so on (my /b/ speak isn't that good since I'm too used to writing proper sentences, but you get the idea). I'm basically going to give my opinion because this thread has been pretty good so far, I've read people's posts and people here seem to have read the OP for once and aren't simply making stupid comments. The original question was "what's so bad about sparkly vampires" and people have actually given valid answers to the question, regardless of their Twilight knowledge they've had decent discussions that admittedly still bash Twilight, but in an informed way. So here goes, sorry if this is boring you (if so, skip to the last paragraph, it'll be worth it).
I've basically spent a while now trying to stop Twilight bashing on the Escapist, as anyone who reads a lot of my posts will know. I'm aware that I'm the only one doing this, and that I'm fighting a losing battle, but I feel strongly about the idea that opinions should be made, provided that they're informed. I don't care how many of you hate Twilight, as long as you've actually read the books or seen the film and therefore have a reason to dislike the series other than wanting to be cool by joining the hate-wagon. Unfortunatly, most people do join the hate-wagon to be cool and only perhaps 10% have seen the film or 1% have read the books. This really disappoints me.
I've read all the books (own them, in fact). I saw the film and I actually like Twilight. I'm eagerly awaiting seeing New Moon hit the big screen. True, I'm aware of all the flaws in the series, Stephenie Meyer is by no means a great writer (she does focus a lot too much on how perfect the vampires are and how plain Bella sees herself as being) and the characters themselves aren't that likeable. That said, I did still like the characters, but my only real favourites who I actually cared about were Jasper and Alice, and they were pretty much the most complex in a way (although even they weren't too great). The books aren't exactly challenging and there is a wide held belief that they're simple 'Mormon vampire abstinence porn', which may well be true. Nevertheless, in the same way you like watching Eurovision every year or anything with John Barrowman, even though you know you shouldn't, I still like Twilight.
Despite all this, I feel that the portrayal of vampires in Twilight is perfectly reasonable. What most people fail to realise is that the idea of the 'traditional' vampire (i.e. burns in sunlight, hates garlic and religous iconography, and so on) came from Bram Stoker's Dracula. However, this wasn't the defining text on vampire fiction. Vampires first came into the realm of fiction in the earliest legends that date not to Slavic and East European regions, as Stoker suggests, but rather to the Far East, hundreds of years before. These vampires were extremely different and had none of the same weaknesses that the traditional vampire does today. In fact, they were much different to any idea of vampire we have today, and yet these legends spread across the globe. Every culture had their own myths and legends of the vampire, and they all were different. It was merely the prevailing East European legends that were used as the basis for Dracula that came to the attention of most modern people. Indeed, even after Dracula, vampire fiction changed things yet again. In Stoker's novel, sunlight would burn the vampire, in Buffy, it turned them to dust. And that's not all. Every piece of modern vampire fiction changes something about them and creates a new and more 'distorted' idea of the vampire. And thus to the crux of my argument.
Twilight has done nothing new with vampires compared to other fiction. The vampires are exceptionally strong, fast, and some have supernatural powers beyond their advanced senses and skills. These differences have gone unnoticed or unappreciated as a problem by most people. And that's fine. However, the problem for most people is 'sparkly vanmpires'. This is basically bashed as a major reason, more so than any other, about why Twilight is so bad. To be completely honest, I hated the idea of sparkly vampires. I thought, all the vampire traits were perfectly fine and indeed very much ideal, save for the vegitarianism (although I'm guilty of that myself, as you'll soon see). Sparkling in the sunlight was just too stupid for me, though. So to anyone who's read this far (if you have, congratulations and you get a whole bag of cookies for your patience), I come to my conclusion. What I have been building up to is this: I didn't like the sparkly vampire bit. That did ruin them slightly for me. However, Stephenie Meyer was perfectly within her rights to have sparkly vampires and as such I accept them as part of the world of Twilight. That's basically it.
Final thing. When I read Twilight I was first starting to get into vampire fiction (That same week I'd previously bought, on impulse, a ticket for a reimagined theatre production of Dracula at my university. It was the best impulsive thing I've ever done, definitely worth it.). Anyway, soon afterwards I began to come up with short story ideas and so on, and I'd just begun to explore within my own mind the darkes recesses of the human psyche, the macabre and the horrific things that lie within all our minds (bear with me, I'm setting a mood here). Recently, there was a thread started up on this very forum for short stories. As a result, I created my own short story basically stealing some ideas (the good, not the considerable bad) from Twilight. In writing, I made sure to make an effort to create engaging characters and a moving story that does what Twilight apparently fails to do. The characters are basically created in my own signature style, as good people who inherently have dark personalities and are flawed and have to overcome their flaws and struggle against themselves and each other to find happiness and fulfillment. Very complex, but to the level that it doesn't overshadow the point and morals, a must in any short story. I'm waffling now, so here's the link:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.110578?page=3#1939495
It's the story called 'Nameless', and it's in three parts. I advise you take a look, if so then please give some constructive criticism, it would be much appreciated. Thank you
And sorry for the huge Wall'O'Text...