The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard

[interspark]

i used to share a taxi service with someone from the local "idiot school", (not to be confused with a "special peoples school" he wasnt special, just really thick) so needless to say i heard some preeeeetty stupid crap come out of him, my personal favourite was as follows

he ACTUALLY thought someone had once been chainsawed to death in a movie, and they had actually murdered the actor shooting the scene, that is CLASSIC! it does NOT get any stupider than that, or does it? heard anything stupider? lets hear it

 

[Marowit]

Plenty of things I can't recall at this time. One thing that does stand out is a time from H.S. science class when someone was explaining a problem involving survival-of-the-fittest.

The teacher asked the student what happened to the animals that didn't survive to procreate.

To which the student responded, "They got dead."

I shoved my fist in my mouth as to not burst out laughing.

 

[Limzz]

I'm gonna have to go with religion.

 

[WafflesToo]

"Hey guys, what is YOUR password?"

 

[Drakmeire]

when I got in a 7 minute argument with a girl who claimed Europe was a country and that Britain Spain Germany and every other area in Europe are states. way to go public school system.

 

[Subzerowings]

"Grammar and punctuation don't matter."
That one kills me.

 

[MCDeltaT]

My Sister (14): "When I get a pet I'm going to get a dragon"

Me: "Dragon's are fictional"

My Sister: "Yeah, that doesn't mean they aren't real"

 

[glenny87]

I had an arguement with a friend about the hemispheres. he said that the north east hemisphere was bigger then the entire northern hemisphere. He failed the test the next day.

 

[Sennz0r]

I once heard someone try to explain to our maths teacher that you can in fact divide by 0, using dividing pizza to further explain his theory. It was so stupid I can't even remember the specifics.

 

[Limzz]

My Sister (14): "When I get a pet I'm going to get a dragon"

Me: "Dragon's are fictional"

My Sister: "Yeah, that doesn't mean they aren't real"

How do you know?

 

[child of lileth]

"Final Fanatasy XIII has so much exploration. I was like , 'I don't even know where to go. I'm gonna get lost' XD" - Some Gamefaqs forum poster, on a Star Ocean forum.

 

[tjarne]

Once I showed a red army star to a friend of mine and asked him if I should wear it, he responded NO everyone will think you are a Nazi. But seriously he's not stupid, he was just a little drunk and quickly corrected himself.

 

[EHKOS]

I didn't really hear it, but it went a little like this. "Hey guys, why don't we create a system where we have thousands of people. Then lets try to manage them all with one another and have different groups for some of them. Then after all that lets make it really hard for them to agree on things so that shit never gets done!"
-Creators of American Government

 

[anthony87]

I made a comment on these forums about how MMO's just go on and on, to which this was said;

"Like real-life? That's basically what an MMO is."

I had myself a little chuckle at that.

 

[interspark]

I made a comment on these forums about how MMO's just go on and on, to which this was said;

"Like real-life? That's basically what an MMO is."

I had myself a little chuckle at that.

well... thats right, MMOs are SUPPOSED to go on and on

 

[rescuer86]

I had an arguement with a friend about the hemispheres. he said that the north east hemisphere was bigger then the entire northern hemisphere. He failed the test the next day.

And at life forever more

 

[Iconoclasm]

"Temporal Logic" - Goddamn you Arthur Prior, you and your fellow A-theorists.

 

[zHellas]

Plenty of things I can't recall at this time. One thing that does stand out is a time from H.S. science class when someone was explaining a problem involving survival-of-the-fittest.

The teacher asked the student what happened to the animals that didn't survive to procreate.

To which the student responded, "They got dead."

I shoved my fist in my mouth as to not burst out laughing.

Technically, he/she was right.

They did get dead.

 

[Sleekgiant]

There was this thread were the OP basically stated anyone who didn't know what his avatar meant was stupid, it was really not the brightest thing to do.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Its not something I heard but its what a girl said in my mates geography group in Year 9:
(Teacher shows slide show of global warming effects)
(Slide comes up saying that climate will be similar to that of the dinosaur era)
Dumbarse Girlbewildered and worrying) Does this mean the dinosaurs are gonna come back?
(Everyone facepalms including teacher)