The Superpower Thread... WITH A TWIST!!!

[Legend of J]

Rapid revovering but the most damage i can take is from a pin prick.

 

[Gardenia]

The power to constanty travel forward in time at a rate of 60 seconds per minute.

 

[Theninja'skatana]

OOze. nuff said.

 

[pyrosaw]

The ability to be great in bed, but only after i've been drunk.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

As usual, my power is to make people orgasm on touch.

So. Much. Fun.

 

[ItsAChiaotzu]

Being able to give someone an orgasm by winking at them.

Useless (for the most part) but incredibly hilarious.

Russel Howard much?

I would like the ability to call someone something that isn't their name and for them and everyone else to start referring to themselves as that.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Electrical powers. But the most I can do is a liitle shock like static electricity. Not good for fighting crime but I can still shoot it out of my hands like Emperor Palpatine.

 

[p3t3r]

SUPAH ORGANS!

I could Drink more!
More drug use!
MORE SKIN RESISTENSE!!!!!

wouldn;t it be better to have it the opposite that way you would save money

 

[DazBurger]

The POWAH to cum instantly.

... The power to grow hair on my nipples!

 

[LandoCristo]

The power to see what I did yesterday! Exactly 24 hours past-seeing!

 

[SD-Fiend]

the ability to become comically obese and do everything an obese guy would do in a sitcom i.e. breaking steel chairs under my weight eating a whole pizza and still be hungry waring clothes that are too small huge man boobs etc

 

[HeySeansOnline]

Finding the best price for everything I buy. Now I won't have to shell out forty dollars for Kuuga Growing Form.

 

[Aerowaves]

The power to correctly fold up a road map in under 3 seconds.

Be amazed!

This is just crazy talk.

 

[royohz]

The ability to use telekinesis, but only on child-safe items (pillows, paper, crayons, etc) and you can only move them in an upwards direction.

People keep using upwards as their useless direction. I would have this only downwards. How. Frikkin'. Useless...

 

[Dfskelleton]

The ability to turn my fingers into blades, except the blades are really blunt and look like normal fingers.

 

[Flamma Man]

Oh hey, I got one.

Being able to communicate with fish, that'd be a retarded power wouldn't it?

Oh wait.

 

[Thundero13]

The power to make everyone break out in dance and song and afterwards act as if nothing happened, just like in musicals.

 

[Pinkros]

The power to MELT!

...Kudos to whoever gets the reference.

 

[Hawkeye16]

The ability to instantly spawn awesome hats.

 

[KiruTheMant]

The ability to suck one quality into one of my body parts,and its stuck that way forever.

Having hands made out of water would suck,but having a penis made literally of wood would be awesome