The Superpower Thread... WITH A TWIST!!!

[Dfskelleton]

The ability to turn my fingers into blades, except the blades are really blunt and look like normal fingers.

 

[Flamma Man]

Oh hey, I got one.

Being able to communicate with fish, that'd be a retarded power wouldn't it?

Oh wait.

 

[Thundero13]

The power to make everyone break out in dance and song and afterwards act as if nothing happened, just like in musicals.

 

[Pinkros]

The power to MELT!

...Kudos to whoever gets the reference.

 

[Hawkeye16]

The ability to instantly spawn awesome hats.

 

[KiruTheMant]

The ability to suck one quality into one of my body parts,and its stuck that way forever.

Having hands made out of water would suck,but having a penis made literally of wood would be awesome

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

The ability to summon Silent Hill Monsters.

hurrhurr

 

[Hawkeye16]

The ability to write funny comic strips but be too scared to show them to anyone so they are left in a cupboard for all eternity!

That power already belongs to Scott Roomsomair.

 

[Uncreative]

The power to MELT!

...Kudos to whoever gets the reference.

Yay Melt-Man!

OT:
I can't really think of any good-

The ablity to literally get into books and comics.

...
Could we share this one?

 

[Kevlar Eater]

The ability to talk to fish.

 

[Nwabudike Morgan]

The ability to maintain an erection after climax.

 

[Boom129]

super carrying voice

 

[Therumancer]

The ablity to literally get into books and comics. I don't see how this would help me with anything other than entertaining myself.

Depends on whether you could bring anything out.

Also...


Think of the old Planetary issue where a secret goverment experiment produced these guys called "Fictonauts" which did exactly that and then brought back a being from a fictional reality that they lost control of....

I don't believe they ever said who it was specifically, but the implication was that it was Ambrose Chase (who later died) who was kind of interesting as his power was to generate a "physics distortion field" which pretty much allowed him to ignore reality for periods of time.

 

[BOBdotEXE]

post on EVERY single topic of every single forum, before the topics are made, so no one can "First" them.

...that or the ability to autotune anyone LIVE, it would make school more interesting.

 

[BOBdotEXE]

...wait no, changed my mind, maybe 3rd person mode....

 

[Kiju]

Being able to turn myself into some sort of dog. A husky, perhaps.

 

[Arcanite Ripper]

The uncanny ability to wipe grins off of people's faces.

Though that could just be accomplished by flipping them off....

 

[Sinspiration]

The power to blow bubbles, out of my butt.. xD

 

[The Scythian]

The ability to clip my fingernails with my mind...on every other Friday.

 

[icame]

The ability to beat Demons' souls

Ok seriously, I'd probably go with the ability to create cake with my mind, because then everyone would be happy.