The Superpower Thread... WITH A TWIST!!!

[interspark]

ok, we all know the drill, what would your ideal superpower be, HOWEVER!!! this time your selected superpower must have absolutely NO practical use in;

. fighting crime
. help with day to day activity
. solving world-wide problems such as world hunger

so basically useless in every way imaginable

for me it would be..... THE POWER TO COMMUNICATE WITH SPIDERS!!!!!

 

[Nouw]

Reading people's minds. It wouldn't help at all with anything. Kinda

 

[Virus49]

Being able to teleport. But only in one direction exactly 10000ft.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

The power to correctly fold up a road map in under 3 seconds.

Be amazed!

 

[lacktheknack]

Being able to turn invisible... but only when no one is looking.

 

[Kjakings]

Being able to travel in time, but in a way that kills inertia: if you go to last tuesday, enjoy deep space.

 

[Silent observer]

ok, we all know the drill, what would your ideal superpower be, HOWEVER!!! this time your selected superpower must have absolutely NO practical use in;

. fighting crime
. help with day to day activity
. solving world-wide problems such as world hunger

so basically useless in every way imaginable

for me it would be..... THE POWER TO COMMUNICATE WITH SPIDERS!!!!!

I see an application for it - what if you are building a miniature suspension bridge, for example?

OT: The ability to fly - in a dead straight up in the air for 100 meters, before needing to recharge for at least an hour

 

[Frequen-Z]

To ability to shed hair at will.

It still grows at normal pace, however.

 

[Blue Musician]

The ability to feel hungry every 5 minutes.
The ability to look at microbes with my eyesight.

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

The power to instantaneously counger up cake and brownies. And if other ppl eat them they die

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

I'm starting to get a little sick of these "WITH A TWIST" threads. Someone done it and it was good the first time, now it's just getting overused.

 

[Simple Bluff]

To juggle five balls at once. That'd be impressive.

Oh yeah, and to have this one - time ability to go back in time and be shown an alternate reality where I was never born. Just for curiosity.

 

[Erana]

The ability to change the color of things smaller than a bread box.

 

[Lullabye]

Being able to turn invisible... but only when no one is looking.

So say your in a public washroom going number 2, and you just decide to try and turn invisible....only to find you can't?


For me, the power to grow bellybutton hair!

 

[Raykuza]

The ability to crack my knuckles and other joints all the time instead of having to wait for the bubbles in the joint fluid to recharge.

 

[Cheesus333]

My kidney glows faintly blue when unicorns are near.

 

[Jonluw]

The ability to instantly grow really awesome facial hair.

Edit: Or perhaps to have absolute control over my man-parts.

 

[StealthyNinja]

The power to repel the opposite gender

 

[ThreeWords]

The ability to look at microbes with my eyesight.

You already can. You just can't see jack!

 

[P-mac]

The ability to use telekinesis, but only on child-safe items (pillows, paper, crayons, etc) and you can only move them in an upwards direction.