The superpower/weakness game

[chuckman1]

But dick cheney becomes president.
The power to shape shift.

 

[xitel]

But you crush anything you try to hold.

The power to turn into a liquid.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

But the weapons kill you.

The power to come up with a political system that actually works.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

But you end up summoning dead dudes, which is food for some people.

The power of intangibility.

 

[Marv21]

But only your clothes become intangible.

The power of being quick

 

[Lord Krunk]

When it comes to stupid things.

The power to shapeshift.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Into yourself.

The power to sleep for eternity without dying.

 

[duckfi8]

but you have constant nightmares

the power to keep anyone alive no matter what

 

[Dilla]

but you have constant nightmares

the power to keep anyone alive no matter what

But you die the first time you use your power.

The power to change time and space whenever you blink.

 

[tbare]

but you don't have any eyelids

The power to find wifi hotspots without any electronics

 

[Scarecrow38]

But all of your electronic devices become unable to access said networks.

The power to make anyone love you on command.

 

[Ramthundar]

It's the "Ahh, I WUF you!"blond-BFF love not the "Ravish me, oh Handsome one" love.

You can use any object as an instant, bullet-like missile

 

[Malkavian]

But you can't NOT do it, making it impossible to utilize any item for it's inteded purpose.

The power to kill a yak... from 300 yards away... WITH MIND BULLETS!

 

[NeoAC]

However, you can only use it when you star in movies with Ben Stiller.

The power to do whatever a particle can...

 

[Malkavian]

It only destroys the russian variant of 4chan, though.

The power... to move you...

 

[aussiesniper]

You can only move me, a person that you've never met or heard of.

The ability to throw small childeren as javelin-like projectiles.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

But only at the ones you love.

The power to manipulate energy in all of its forms.

 

[Marv21]

but......your gay

The power to shape-shift

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

but......your gay

The power to shape-shift

(Come on.. you can come up with something better than that for my post)

But you can't change back.

The power to manipulate energy in all of its forms. (let's try this again)

 

[Marv21]

but......your gay

The power to shape-shift

(Come on.. you can come up with something better than that for my post)

But you can't change back.

The power to manipulate energy in all of its forms. (let's try this again)

Lol im just kidding with you.

But whenever you manipulate energe in any form, you conduct heat energy which gives you 3rd degree burns....and your gay.....yah

The Power to make other people fail, by expelling the fail from yourself.