The superpower/weakness game

[Adam Jenson]

but your victories are so tiny in the grand scheem of things that its not even worth the bother.

Power to shoot heat beams from your eyes.

 

[SnowCold]

But they burn your ears every time you use them.
The power to shoot metal bars from your elbows (IDK)

 

[terribleyetfun]

the metal is only tin foil so it does nothing

the power to make everyone around you break into spontaneous song and dance

 

[stormcaller]

But it's all Miley Cyrus songs

The power to shoot yoghurt from your armpits (The Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy)

 

[DireFrog]

But is disgusting yohurt that is so full of fungus that its alive

The power to shoot bears from your arm cannon

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

But only teddy bears which causes you to be swarmed by young children and arrested for child-molestation charges.

The power to transfer your mind into electronic device, like video games, and explore/play them.

 

[SnowCold]

But you can't get out

The power to make people orgasam by talking to them

 

[Kabutos]

Yet the ability renders you mute.

To not get hangnail.

 

[Ramthundar]

It also causes you to start going bald.

The power to super jump to distances of 60 ft.

 

[scatmanfan]

But that's your only way of movement.

The power of seduction!

 

[Ramthundar]

But it only works on old hags.

The power to absorb any ability of man or beast

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

...Of the ghey. (idk)

The power to regenerate limbs.

 

[TheIr0nMike]

But they become twice as week, and loses one fourth of its size

The power to slow time down...

 

[terribleyetfun]

but you age twice as fast

the power to respawn each time you die

 

[chumpzilla_69]

But you respawn as a corpse

The power to bend the force of gravity to your whim

 

[scatmanfan]

This doesn't need a weakness! You bend the damn gravity to the right, everything to the left comes down and crushes you!

The power of burnination.

 

[Fightgarr]

But only when you are 'S' shaped.

The power to see 10 minutes into the future.

 

[chunkydude84]

But it takes 9 minutes and 59 seconds to activate.
The power to turn people into rubber duckies.

 

[Fightgarr]

But only if they sit very, very still and already exhibit many signs of duckliness.

The power to create real images with your mind.

 

[NeoAC]

But it only activates when your thinking of stuff you don't want to see. Jack Black and Cloris Leachman, together? Shudder.

The power to transmute matter into anything.