The Thread of Love

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

At least now you will know how it feels to have your heart broken.

Depression

 

[Neuromancer]

No hopes means no disappointments.

Death.

 

[EeveeElectro]

No more tax, no more pain, no more dickheads to deal with!

Allergic reactions.

 

[Teoes]

They let you know you're alive, while they cut off your airway.

An actual functioning penis on your forehead.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Twice the orgasms!

A bear attack.

 

[Teoes]

Chicks dig scars.

Snorting wasabi

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

It's funny to watch your friends suffer

Fanboys

 

[EeveeElectro]

They're funny to laugh at.

Your pants falling down in public.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

At least you know that your pants are now not usable in public.

Death of a friend.

 

[Teoes]

You get dibs on his stereo.

Being sat on by an ox.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Well it's an interesting way to go!

Falling down a hole.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Well I heard that there is a lovely sensation that you can only feel when you are falling down a hole.

Buying something and not getting it.

 

[game-lover]

Um... it helps you build character by teaching you how to deal with... unexpected situations.

Locking yourself out of your home or car.

 

[DyqstARD]

Bragging rights if you live
captcha: stinky feet

Being hit by a bus

 

[Teoes]

As Kick-Ass showed it leads to bowling, ice cream and a butterfly knife.

Smelly socks

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Well you know now that you have to wash them.

Bad table.

 

[Teoes]

The yolk's definitely running then, and all set for the dipping of the soldiers!

Mr Slippyfist.

 

[TheRiddler]

He's a special friend to the children.

The Last Airbender

 

[Barbas]

There was some quality facial hair going on in that game.

Getting your hand stuck in a window.

 

[Teoes]

They rhyme and that's cute.

Rotten apples.