The Thread of Love

hickwarrior · Nov 27, 2013

You can make a new apple tree out of it. Maybe.

humid heat

Barbas · Nov 27, 2013

It slows down and confuses the prey.

Splinters.

Teoes · Nov 28, 2013

All the similar fun of popping zits, with none of the pus!

Athlete's Foot.

Barbas · Dec 2, 2013

Nailing them to your front door keeps away unwanted visitors.

Influenza.

Morsomk_v1legacy · Dec 2, 2013

Well, you can stay in bed longer.

Burnt meat

Barbas · Dec 2, 2013

Crunchy and delicious!

Expired Jam.

Barbas · Jul 13, 2014

They sort of mellowed me out, man.

Boot to the head.

Kitsune Hunter · Jul 13, 2014

Not a bad way to wake someone up

Getting caught in the rain

Barbas · Jul 13, 2014

It makes you feel all sneezy and alive.

Accidentally deleting a saved game file.

SirDerpy · Jul 13, 2014

I call it a 'fresh start'. It really enhances the experience of starting all over again!

American car companies.

Kitsune Hunter · Jul 14, 2014

The salesmen may talk bullshit to sell you a car, but my God, is it entertaining bullshit

4chan

Barbas · Jul 14, 2014

They may be many things, but they are not Tumblr.

YouTube comments.

Barbas · Jul 14, 2014

Well, they had this masterfully planned and executed con, see...

Solitary confinement.

SirDerpy · Jul 14, 2014

Friends are tiring, who needs 'em? Being alone is much better.

Being tied to a bear.

Barbas · Jul 14, 2014

Heeheehee, it tickles! XD

Falling out of a tree and hitting every branch on the way down.

Kitsune Hunter · Jul 16, 2014

At least you don't have to worry about trimming the branches for awhile

Reality TV

Barbas · Jul 16, 2014

Things could always be worse.

A demotion.

Morsomk_v1legacy · Oct 20, 2014

Teaches you that with higher power comes greater responsibilities and that you shouldn't have squandered the chances given to you.

Hitler.

Barbas · Oct 20, 2014

Those parodies make me laugh.

Stalin.

Morsomk_v1legacy · Oct 20, 2014

Wonderful Mustache!

Scam artists.