The Thread of Love

[Anti-American Eagle]

Scary is cool right?

The syndicate reboot

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I forgot it existed!

Alien vs Predator franchise.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

If I remain ignorant of this then I cannot say anything. Ignorance is bliss.

Babesia

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

what?

Confusion.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

INSANITY!!!

TAXES!!!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It lets the government exist?

The government...

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

It gives tax breaks every once in awhile

Internet Explorer

 

[PsychicTaco115]

If you have Firefox or Chrome, you can use it as your porn site!

Expensive porn

 

[Scarim Coral]

At least they put quality into it unlike some others.

Spiders

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Spiders are cool, THEY ARE!

Skynet

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Kill Jackasses every once in awhile

Being stabbed

 

[DotSlash]

Lots of time to contemplate life.

Being electrocuted.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

You'll probably live

Dying alone

 

[PsychicTaco115]

No inheritance to pass on to those ungrateful kin!

College Applications

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

they let you into college

Being crucified

 

[Scarim Coral]

Look at it this way, you have an more interesting death than the regular plain old death like old age or getting shot like everyone else has.

Filling out an application form.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It kills time until I go to sleep

Procrastinating

 

[DotSlash]

I like shopping for new computers.

Furries

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

They can pass for regular people without their costumes

Having blood dumped on you during prom

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I gain psychic powers and exact my revenge!

Being in a cheesy horror film