The Thread of Love

[Anti-American Eagle]

makes car chases hilarious

EA

 

[DotSlash]

I had a lot of money just lying around anyway.

On-disc DLC (lolcapcom).

 

[DotSlash]

I know when to turn off my TV, radio, w/e. when they come on.

Horrible voice acting

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Provides a good laugh

Cracked phone screen

 

[PsychicTaco115]

New phones are always fun to have!

"Hacked" Facebook accounts

 

[A Satanic Panda]

*Fur*ther proof that we are the apex predator of Earth.

Nuclear MIRVs

 

[DotSlash]

Keep the world in a gridlock. Better that than straight out war again.

Getting knee'd in the face.

 

[A Satanic Panda]

Cheaper than surgery.

Covenant Super carriers.

 

[DotSlash]

It made the background more pretty.

Ps1 Graphics.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

All they need is some anti aliasing.
[sup]I was just playing Spyro 2, and I didn't find the graphics bad at all...[/sup]

Shitty old games.

 

[DotSlash]

They make me love the good new games more.

Shitty new games.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

they make good old games look better

botched surgery

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I got some guys spleen, I love it!

Presidential debates

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

they make me laugh

razorwire

 

[StormShaun]

Good safety...if your not the one trying to climb over that is. D:

A bad Taco.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It will clear your system

BSOD.

 

[DotSlash]

New comp time!

Swamped with projects.

EDIT: NINJAAAAA.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Keeps you on your toes during cutscenes.

Also gave birth to this:


Shaky Cam

 

[Kae]

It prevents you from seeing the horribly choreographed fight scenes!

Falling off stairs.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I can make up stories about how I got injured!

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