The Thread of Love

[DotSlash]

Makes insane asylums not useless.

Overpriced stuff.

 

[DotSlash]

People get jobs rebuilding whatever blew up.

Suicide bombers.

 

[username sucks]

They help parents realize how much they loved thier baby.

Recurring nightmares.

 

[MrCollins]

At least you can get used to them,

EA

 

[Dr.Susse]

They certainly employ a lot of hard working people.

Cut for Beiber.

 

[Fractral]

Blood for the blood god!

Julian Assuange.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Everyone but the US loves him.

Big Brother watching you.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Good, I'd hate to become a thought criminal.

Ebola.

 

[MrCollins]

a solution to the looming threat of over-population.

AIDS

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Gave us great movies, like "Philadelphia" and "Rent".

Mosquitoes.

 

[scorptatious]

They provide food for Mosquito Hawks.

Food Poisoning.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

You get to eat free for the rest of your life wherever it was you got food poisoning.

Daikatana.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It gave John Romero some more face time

Nicki Minaj

 

[MrCollins]

She isn't as bad as Drake and therefore improves his songs.

4Chan

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Sometimes they do funny stuff, like getting Kim Jong Un to be Time's Person of the Year

Stephanie Meyer

 

[janjotat]

I HATE YOU, umm ummmmmm she is a good business woman

Call of Duty

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Indirectly spawned the golden spunkgarglewewee joke.

Matt Damon.

 

[MrCollins]

Saving Private Ryan is awesome, he is the victim of a good running gag on the Jimmy Kimmel show and money that goes to charity is worth the same no matter who donates it.

Seal Clubbing.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It's good batting practice for baby clubbing

The Doritos Taco

 

[janjotat]

Best invention ever if a bit stale sometimes.

janjotat